Advantages of Mark Twain's Humorous Writing

I have never seen such an ugly person.

Find a fortune teller standing on the side of the road to calculate marriage. The old man looked at me.

Secretly sighed, looking very dignified.

I immediately became nervous and asked the old man why he sighed, but he didn't answer.

I quickly took out a hundred dollars and handed it to the old man.

The old man turned his head and said, "I can't say that."

I quickly took out another hundred and handed them to the old man together.

Say: "Elder, it doesn't matter, go."

The old man took the money, sighed again and said:

"Ah, I've been working all my life.

I have never seen such an ugly person! "