Fortune Telling Collection - Fortune-telling birth date - Dear friends, do me a favor. Are there any stories with little humor and great wisdom? Send it to 994853205@qq.com for me. Thank you.

Dear friends, do me a favor. Are there any stories with little humor and great wisdom? Send it to 994853205@qq.com for me. Thank you.

1. Once upon a time, two hungry people got a gift from an elder: a fishing rod and a basket of huge fresh fish. One of them asked for a basket of fish and the other asked for a fishing rod, so they parted ways. The person who got the fish built a bonfire with dry wood and cooked the fish on the spot. He wolfed down the fish and didn't taste the meat of the fresh fish. In a flash, he ate all the fish and soup. Soon, he starved to death by the empty fish basket. The other man continued to starve with a fishing rod, and walked hard to the seaside step by step, but when he saw the blue ocean not far away, his last strength was exhausted and he could only die with endless regrets. Two hungry people also got a fishing rod and a basket of fish from their elders. It's just that they didn't part ways, but agreed to look for the sea together. They only cook one fish at a time. After a long journey, they came to the seaside. From then on, they began to make a living by fishing. A few years later, they built a house, had their own family, children and a fishing boat made by themselves, and lived a happy and healthy life. A person who only cares about immediate interests will eventually get short-term happiness; One should aim high, but face the real life. Only by organically combining ideal with reality can we become a successful person. Sometimes, a simple truth is enough to give people meaningful life enlightenment.

2. A scholar went to Beijing for the third time to catch the exam and stayed in a shop where he often lived. Two days before the exam, he had three dreams. The first dream is that he grows cabbage on the wall. The second dream is that it is raining. He is wearing a hat and an umbrella. The third dream is that he is lying naked with his beloved cousin, but his back is to his back. These three dreams seem to have some profound meanings, so the scholar hurried to find fortune-telling dreams the next day. Hearing this, the fortune teller patted his thigh continuously and said, "You'd better go home. Think about it, isn't it futile to grow vegetables on high walls? Isn't it unnecessary to wear a hat and an umbrella? Isn't it impossible to lie naked in a bed with my cousin and turn your back on me? " Hearing this, the scholar was disheartened and went back to the store to pack his bags and prepare to go home. The shopkeeper was surprised and asked, "Isn't there an exam tomorrow? How did you go back to your hometown today? " When the scholar said this, the shopkeeper was happy: "Hey, I can interpret dreams, too. I think you must stay this time. Think about it, isn't it high to grow vegetables on the wall? Doesn't wearing a hat and an umbrella mean that you are prepared this time? Lying naked in bed with your cousin doesn't mean you should turn over? " Hearing this, the scholar made more sense, so he took the exam happily and got a flower exploration. Positive people, like the sun, shine wherever they shine, while negative people, like the moon, are different on the fifteenth day of the first month. Ideas determine our lives. What kind of ideas, what kind of future.

In a small village, it rained heavily and the flood began to flood the whole village. A priest prayed in church and saw that the flood had flooded his kneeling knees. A lifeguard came to the church with a sampan and said to the priest, "Father, hurry up!" " ! Otherwise the flood will drown you! "The priest said," no! I am convinced that God will come to save me. You should save others first. "Before long, the flood flooded the priest's chest, and the priest had to reluctantly stand on the altar. At this time, another policeman came by speedboat and said to the priest, "Father, come up quickly, or you will really drown!" " God's father said, "No, I want to keep my church. I believe that God will come to save me. " . You'd better save others first. "After a while, the flood flooded the whole church, so the priest had to hold on to the cross at the top of the church. A straight plane flies slowly. After putting down the rope ladder, the pilot shouted, "Dad, come up quickly. This is the last chance. We don't want to see you drown in the flood! !” The priest still said firmly, "no, I want to keep my church!" "God will save me. You'd better save others first. God will be with me! ! "The flood rolled in, and the stubborn priest was finally drowned ... The priest went to heaven and saw God. He was very angry and asked," Lord, I have devoted my life to serving you with trepidation. Why don't you save me! " God said, "Why can't I save you? The first time, I sent a sampan to save you, and you didn't want it. I thought you were worried about the danger of the sampan. The second time, I sent another speedboat, but you still don't want it; The second time, I treated you as a national guest and sent a helicopter to rescue you, but you still refused to accept it. So, I thought you were anxious to come back to me, and you could stay with me. " In fact, too many obstacles in life are caused by excessive stubbornness and ignorance. When others lend a helping hand, don't forget that only when we are willing to lend a helping hand can others lend a helping hand! ! !

There are two brothers who live on the 80th floor. One day, when they came home from a trip, the power went out in Eureka Tower! Although they are all carrying big bags and small bags, there seems to be no other choice, so my brother said to him, let's climb the stairs! So they began to climb the stairs with two big bags of luggage on their backs. When they climbed to the 20th floor, they began to get tired. My brother said, "The bag is too heavy. How's this? Let's put it here first and take the elevator to get it when the phone comes in. " So, they put their luggage on the 20th floor, which was much easier, and they continued to climb. They climbed up talking and laughing, but it didn't take long. By the 40th floor, they were really tired. Thinking that they were only halfway up, the two began to blame each other, accusing each other of not paying attention to the notice of power failure in the building, which would end up like this. They climbed and climbed, so they climbed all the way to the 60th floor. By the 60th floor, they were too tired to quarrel. The younger brother said to his brother, "Let's stop arguing and finish climbing it." So they continued to climb the stairs silently and finally reached the 80 th floor! The two brothers came to the door excitedly and found that their keys had been left in the bag on the 20th floor ... Some people say that this story actually reflects our life: before the age of 20, we lived under the expectations of our family and teachers and were burdened with a lot of pressure and burden. We are not mature enough and lack of ability, so it is inevitable that our steps will be unstable. After the age of 20, I left everyone's pressure, unloaded my baggage, and began to pursue my dreams with all my strength, thus living happily for 20 years. But at the age of 40, I found that my youth had passed away, which inevitably produced a lot of regrets and regrets. So I began to regret this, regret that, complain about this, hate that ... so I spent 20 years complaining. At the age of 60, I found that my life was running out, so I told myself to stop complaining and cherish the rest of my life! So I walked silently through the rest of my life. At the end of my life, I remember that I seem to have unfinished business ... It turns out that all our dreams have remained in our 20-year-old youth and have not been completed yet. ...

A man caught a baby eagle in Ying Chao at the top of the mountain. He took the baby eagle home and put it in the henhouse. Eagles and chickens peck, play and rest together. It thinks it is a chicken. The eagle has grown up with full wings. The owner wants to train it into a falcon, but because it is mixed with chickens all day, it has become exactly like a chicken and has no desire to fly at all. The host tried all kinds of methods, all to no avail. Finally, he took it to the top of the mountain and threw it out. The eagle fell like a stone and flapped its wings desperately in panic. In this way, it finally flew! Secret: hone the power to summon success

6. I have two brothers, only four or five years old. Because the bedroom window is closed all day, they think it is too dark inside, and they feel envious when they see the bright sunshine outside. The two brothers discussed and said, "We can go outside and sweep some sunshine together." So, the two brothers took brooms and dustpans and went to the balcony to sweep the sun. When they moved the dustpan into the room, there was no sunshine inside. After repeated sweeps, there was still no sunshine in the room. My busy mother in the kitchen saw their strange behavior and asked, "What are you doing?" They replied, "The room is too dark, so we should sweep some sunshine in." Mom smiled: "As long as you open the window, the sun will naturally come in. Why do you have to sweep? " Secret: Open the closed heart door, and the sunshine of success will dispel the darkness of failure.

7. After the rain, a spider struggled to climb the broken net on the wall. Because the wall was wet, it collapsed after climbing to a certain height. It climbed up again and again and fell down again and again ... The first man saw it, sighed and said to himself, "Isn't my life just like this spider?" Busy, no income. "As a result, he gradually sank. The second man saw it, and he said, This spider is really stupid. Why not climb around in a dry place? I can't be as stupid as it in the future. So, he became smart. The third man saw it, and he was immediately moved by the spider's spirit of fighting and losing. So he became strong. Secret: People with a successful attitude can find the power of success everywhere.

8. On the high-speed rail, an old man accidentally dropped the new shoes he just bought from the window, and everyone around him felt deeply sorry. Unexpectedly, the old man immediately threw the second shoe out of the window. This move is even more surprising. The old man explained, "No matter how expensive this shoe is, it's useless to me. If anyone can find a pair of shoes, maybe they can put them on! " "Secret: Winners are good at giving up.

Lao Zi, a great philosopher in ancient China, called his disciples to the bedside one day. He opened his mouth, pointed to his mouth, and then asked his disciples what they saw. None of the sons present could answer. So Lao Tzu said to them: "The teeth are gone, but the tongue is still there", which means that the teeth must be hard but their life span is not long; The tongue must be soft, but more vital.

10. The old monk and the young monk traveled together and met a river on the way; I saw a woman trying to cross the river, but she didn't dare. The old monk took the initiative to carry the woman across the river, then put the woman down and continued on his way with the young monk. The young monk couldn't help asking in a low voice all the way: What happened to Master? How dare you cross the river with a woman on your back? After walking all the way and thinking all the way, I finally couldn't help but say, master, are you breaking the rules? Why are you taking a woman? The old monk sighed: I have put it down, but you still can't put it down! Revelation: Honest people are magnanimous, while villains are often sad. Open-minded, open-minded, affordable and open-minded can always maintain a healthy attitude.