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Funny and humorous fortune-telling sentences

Men eat everything and women eat everything.

C fire human nature is too rigid, he can be soft to refuse. When it comes to losing his temper, he competes with the tiger and loses his temper like a sheep.

Eyebrows are black, thin and long, and brothers and sisters are affectionate. If it is yellow, rough and messy, there will be more disasters for sisters.

I'm telling you, I calculated a divination for you. You are sure to have good luck and happiness this week. Don't believe it. If I cheat you, I will be punished for being unloved and unloved, and my love career has failed. So please believe me. You will be very happy this weekend, and you will have good luck. Oh, hee hee!