Please help me make up a joke with the following name. The more interesting the better. It doesn't matter if it is a little yellow. Short John, birds, planes and virgins.

Yatian, Shorty and John are chatting. . . . . The dwarf (AIDS) patient said, "How high do you think that bird will fly?" The party replied: "If the plane can fly as high as the bird can fly!" ! Is it not wood? The dwarf (AIDS) patient said, "What about the toad?" "Birds can fly!" Johns (classmate) said. Dwarf (AIDS) patients ask: "Why do birds have to be cocks when flying?" "Because he is now in Baidu! He wants to fly to Tianya social networking site and transfer to a taxi ... where is the virgin space! " Replied. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .