Five funny crosstalk scripts for primary school students

Ma Dong: Audience friends from all over the country, can I give you my five senses?

Qi: Happy New Year! ?

Eyes: I am Ma Dong's eyes. I wish everyone a bright smile! ?

Xu Dong: Hey, how happy my eyes are! ?

Ear: I'm Ma Dong's ear. I wish everyone all ears! ?

Xu Dong: Blessed are the big ears! ?

Mouth: I am Ma Dong's mouth. I wish everyone a smile! ?

Ma Dong: My mouth can talk. ?

Nose: I'm Ma Dong's nose. Wish everyone happiness? Spring? Festival? (Happy Spring Festival)

Xu Dong: Hey, why did you change your foreign nose in my generation? ?

Nose: foreign noses are big. You can breathe happily! ?

Eyes, ears and mouth: (Laughter) Yes, you breathe happily! ?

X: What am I happy about? Please. ?

Eyes, nose, mouth and ears: What's the matter? ?

Ma Dong: I was drunk driving last night. The police caught me and my driver's license was impounded. What should I do? ?

Eyes: I didn't see it! ?

Ear: It has nothing to do with me! ?

Ma Dong: Stop! What's the matter? Once again, no one can escape, one by one. Come on, who says first? What about you? You! Eyes, you can see best. You go first. ?

Eyes (staring at ears): What am I talking about? ?

Ma Dong: Drunk driving! ?

Eyes (still staring at ears): Hey, did you drink and drive? ?

Xu: I said, can you look at me and say? ?

Eyes: I'm looking at you! ?

Xu Dong: Is this looking at me? I am here. ?

Eyes (turning to nose): Oh, there you are, uh, hello, hello?

Xu Dong: Hey, what happened to my eyes?

Eyes (turning to the audience): You don't know, there is something wrong with Ma Dong's eyes. ?

X: What happened to my eyes?

Eyes: squint?

Xu Dong: I squint? ?

Eyes: Not too old.

Xu Dong: When will it tilt? ?

Eyes: When he saw the woman, he tilted a little. ?

Xu Dong: Even if I squinted, you could see the police yesterday! ?

Eyes: It's a male policeman. I close my eyes. Hehe ...?

Xu Dong: Hey, is he hiding?

Nose: Push it off?

Ma Dong: What did you say? ?

Nose: He is simply shirking! ?

Xu: Listen, listen, alas, this attitude of others, as a foreign nose, jumped on our faces not far from Wan Li. What spirit is this? This is the spirit ... staring at your nose and face?

Nose: Hi ...?

Ma Dong: What about the nose?

Nose: What did I say? ?

Ma Dong: Do you drink and drive?

Nose: Did you drink and drive? ?

Xu Dong: You were there! ?

Nose: Alas, this is an internal injury of China people, so I won't participate?

Xu Dong: Hey, he's not involved now? ?

Nose: Isn't it known that Ma Dong has a problem with his nose?

X: What happened to my nose? ?

Nose: No holes?

Xu Dong: Please show me my four strengths (pronounced like this here, I don't know the details). I have eyes! ?

Nose: It's no use having eyes. I was sneezing all the time that day. I don't know anything. Me?

Xu Dong: Hey, he's hiding, too. It doesn't matter. Let me ask this, ear! ?

Ear (mouth to mouth): Yesterday's Yanghe Daqu was not bad! ?

Mouth: Looking for you?

Xu: You, me, you ...?

Ear: Isn't it Xu's ear?

Ma Dong and Joel: Something is wrong! ?

X: I know what you mean, so you have to say it, too?

Ear: What did you say? ?

Xu Dong: Let me tell you something! ?

Ear: What did you say louder? ?

Xu Dong: Let me tell you something! ?

Ear: Well, why don't you talk?

Xu: Did I speak?

Ear (to mouth): What are you talking about?

Xu Dong: Whose wallet?

Ear: mine! ?

Xu Dong: Uh, did you hear that?

Ear: no ... what did you say? ?

Ma Dong: Here we go again. Why don't you pretend you can't hear?

Ear: Are you going to court tomorrow? What's the New Year's Day for? ?

Ma Dong: Do you really mean it?

Ear: You want a divorce? Why? ?

Xu Dong: You don't know the word sincerity? ?

Ear: The third party is Feng Gong? How much does Feng Gong hate you?

Xu Dong: I can't believe you can't hear clearly! ?

Ear: Are you going to marry Dong Qing after graduation? ?

Xu Dong: You are faking it! ?

Ear: Is Zhu Jun alive or dead? ?

X: Who are you? ?

Sui: I can't marry Xu! ?

X: What a mess! ?

Ear: Oh, my father-in-law is Bi Fujian! ?

Xu Dong: You go! ?

Xu: Mouth, you can't run away! What did you say?

Mouth: Isn't it just drunk driving?

Ma Dong: Right?

Mouth: Don't say anything?

Xu Dong: Huh? ?

Mouth: Besides, does everyone know that there is something wrong with Ma Dong's mouth?

Ma Dong: Wait a minute. I admit that the three of them said I had a problem. I, uh, asked what I was doing. There is nothing wrong with my mouth. ?

Mouth: Yes, there must be something wrong with your mouth when you speak?

Xu Dong: Right? ?

Mouth: But as soon as you finish drinking?

Ma Dong: What's the matter? ?

Mouth: @ # RMB% &；; * & amp？

Xu Dong: I what? ?

Mouth: # ... # #% ...

X: What did he say?

Ear: He said you couldn't speak clearly?

X: How did you hear this sentence?

Xu Dong: You, straighten your tongue. What happened last night?

Mouth: #&... RMB ... #& ... # @ @! ￥@%@#%#%……%%! # & amp**~! @￥#?

Xu Dong: Am I? If my tongue is like this, the police will take it away if I don't drink. Look at the four of you. At the last minute, you all want to hide? With your attitude, how can we get this book back ...

Eyes: Hey, head?

Ma Dong: Huh? ?

Eyes: Your attitude is wrong?

X: What's wrong with my attitude? ?

Eye: You have to tell the police.

Xu Dong: Well, what should I say? ?

Eyes: Uncle policeman?

Xu Dong: Uncle? ?

Eyes: Is it our fault to drive after drinking?

Ma Dong: Right?

Eye: But the responsibility is yours?

Ma Dong: Eh, how are the police responsible?

Eye: Are there bus lanes on our roads?

Ma Dong: Right?

Eye: Is there an Olympic special line?

Ma Dong: Right?

Eye: Why not set up a special drinking line? ?

Ma Dong: Set up a drunk driving line? ?

Eye: Is it convenient for you to manage?

Ma Dong: How to manage this?

Eyes: When you see a wobbly car coming, hurry (salute). Hey, drink, don't panic, please go, just get drunk! ?

Ma Dong: Why not just drink and drive? ?

Eye: Oh, no, causing new traffic jams?

Ma Dong: What should we do? ?

Eyes: even and odd numbers?

Xu Dong: There are even numbers and odd numbers.

Eyes: One, three, five, white, and two, four, six, beer drinkers?

Xu Dong: Hey-so you can leave on Sunday after mixing drinks?

Eyes: That's right. Really can't. Can we still divide into groups?

Ma Dong: What about grouping?

Eyes: Go to Erguotou on Tuesday and Wuliangye on Friday?

Xu Dong: Hey, people who drink Jinliufu can only leave on Saturday?

Eyes (patting Ma Dong on the shoulder): How clear is it?

Ma Dong (hands off eyes): What a mess?

Nose: OK?

Xu Dong: What a great idea! ?

Nose (walks up to Ma Dong): Don't listen to him! ?

X: You can't listen to him?

Nose: That's what you say when you see a policeman?

X: What can I say? ?

Nose: Uncle policeman?

Xu: Uncle policeman ... why did he come to you to call me uncle?

Nose: I am an international student, nephew?

X: Yes, my nephew. Does nephew have to be called uncle?

Nose: Is it really our responsibility to drink and drive?

Ma Dong: Right?

Nose: But the police speak the law?

Ma Dong: Law?

Nose: What about this law? Is it called law in English?

Ma Dong: Law? ?

Nose: Of course, how to fish depends more on your skill.

Ma Dong: Have you ever fished in Canada before?

Nose: I said the law?

Ma Dong: Law? ?

Nose: Is the law about evidence?

Ma Dong: Right?

Nose: Is the evidence logical?

Ma Dong: Right?

Nose: Is it logical?

Ma Dong: Right?

Nose: Is the truth not clear?

X: Right ... Ah, ah, no, no, no?

Nose: Ah, the fact is that we have to find out?

Xu Dong: Hey, is this right?

Nose: That's right. how do you say that in English?

X: Ah, yes ... Ah, I really can't tell the truth?

Nose: Look at you, you can't even tell the truth-?

X: Ah! ?

Nose: Then how do you make sense? ! ?

Xu Dong: Hey, I let this big nose in?

Ear: head. Boss?

Xu Dong: Huh? ?

Ear: Never listen to him?

Don't listen to him?

Ear: Did the police say it was useful? ?

Xu Dong: It's no use! ?

Ear: You should emphasize the national conditions of China! ?

Ma Dong: Then how should I emphasize it? ?

Ear: You say that?

X: Ah! ?

Ear: Say that-the police are big?

Xu: The police are big shots ... What's wrong with you?

Ear: Definitely different?

X: Ah, what do you say? ?

Ear: That's what I said! ?

X: Ah! ?

Ear: Do the police listen to me? Please don't be angry?

Xu Dong: Sing! ?

Ear: drunk driving has nothing to do with me? Our boss is here to entertain us? Let me go with you?

Red water droplets? Yellow drops? Beer drops? Yang Di? There are two boxes of Daqu?

Xu Dong: Here comes the wine! ?

Ear: Guests from far and near? Can't I be polite?

Xu Dong: Yes! ?

Ear: since we are sitting together-

Ma Dong: How about it? ?

Ear: Drink it all-?

Xu Dong: Drink! ?

Ear: Police, let me tell you-?

Xu Dong: Hmm! ?

Ear: Can I drink? I have no luck to meet you today? Police, I'm telling you-

Xu Dong: Huh? ?

Ear: Anyone who has a dream is great-

Xu Dong: Wow! ?

Ear: How dare you fly a plane after drinking?

: ok, ok?

Xu Dong: Go, go, fly that way! How irritating! ?

Mouth: What do I have to say?

Ma Dong: You still want to talk?

Mouth: You have this attitude towards all three of them. Do you want your driver's license back?

Xu Dong: Will you come back?

Mouth: Do you have to tell the police?

X: What should I say? ?

Mouth: Master of Police?

Xu: The police always-?

Mouth: What about my question?

Xu: Does your Excellency have a point? ! Comrade! Comrade! ?

Police ... police and ... comrades! Drunk driving must be our fault, right?

Ma Dong: Good attitude?

Mouth: But drinking and driving are two problems?

Ma Dong: Two questions?

Mouth: Don't talk about problems after drinking?

Xu Dong: Isn't it ... eh? ?

Mouth: Why do you want me to drive again?

Ma Dong: Why? ?

Mouth: Why should I drive? ?

Xu Dong: Huh? ?

Mouth: Because I want to go home?

Ma Dong: Right?

Mouth: Why did you drive home? ?

Ma Dong: Why? ?

Mouth: Because the family lives far away?

Ma Dong: Right?

Mouth: Why does the family live far away? ?

Ma Dong: Why? ?

Mouth: Because you bought a house in the suburbs?

Ma Dong: Right?

Mouth: Why do you want to buy a house in the suburbs? ?

Ma Dong: Why? ?

Mouth: Because urban housing prices are too expensive?

Ma Dong: Right?

Mouth: Why is the house price too expensive? ?

Ma Dong: Why? ?

Mouth: Because of the American subprime mortgage crisis?

Ma Dong: Right?

Big mouth: Why is it a capital loan crisis? ?

Ma Dong: Why? ?

Mouth: Because of his economic depression?

Ma Dong: Right?

Mouth: What about his economic recession?

Xu Dong: Why not wait? Wait, where do you want me to go? What is this? You are such a big mouth! Just talk about drunk driving! ?

Mouth: # @! # % % * & amp& amp*+——@%#￥￥@! #￥%! %￥……?

Xu Dong: Right, right, right, you see? Push, hide! Let me tell you what the environment is now. Accountability, someone has to be responsible for something! You say, who is in charge? ?

Chorus (except Ma Dong): Head! ?

Xu: Ah, yes, I am responsible for leadership. Tell me who is mainly responsible for it! ?

Ears, eyes and nose: mouth! ?

Mouth: Huh? Why should I take the main responsibility? ?

Eyes: Drink. Drink it. If you don't drink that wine, can we drink it? ?

Ear: It's all your fault! ?

Mouth: Blame me me? ?

Ear: Hmm! ?

Mouth: Your ears are not soft. Can I have the last glass of white? ?

Ear: This is ... drinking is drinking. Let you blow when the police ask questions. What are you doing so hard? ?

Nose: Ah, yes! ?

Mouth: You are talking nonsense. What would I blow out if your foreign nose didn't breathe so well? ?

Eyes: Hmm! ?

Nose: Your eyes. If you had seen that policeman earlier, I would have bypassed him! ?

Eyes: The policeman who talks nonsense is not a woman and I won't make do with it! ?

#@%￥%@! @#￥%#￥##￥%@#￥! # & amp* & amp￥%……?

Ma Dong: Stop it! What are you doing? Let's have a look. Is that so? You push me, I push you, that's it? Can you push it clean? ?

Ears, eyes, nose and mouth: no! ?

Ma Dong: Can you completely solve the problem? ?

Ears, eyes, nose and mouth: no! ?

Xu Dong: At the critical moment, you have to rely on me! ?

Ears, eyes, nose and mouth: huh? ?

Xu Dong: I tell you, no one needs to go to the traffic team tomorrow! ?

Otorhinostomy: What's the matter? ?

Xu Dong: I gave that driver's license to the police.

Otolaryngology: Ah! ?

X: It's free! ?

Ears, eyes, nose and mouth: all pushed!

I hope it works for you. Choose me. )