Skin doubts life copy.

1. I want to go to the movies with my date tomorrow. Is there a good candidate to recommend 1?

2. I drank a bowl of Mengpo soup in front of Naihe Bridge and asked for a bowl of rice noodles when I walked across Naihe Bridge.

I woke up one morning and found my wife lying on her husband's body. He hugged her and said, "Baby, I always feel like a the Monkey King with you." My wife giggled and said, "Then I am Xia Zixian's daughter, huh?" Husband said humorously, "No, you are Wuzhishan." Madame ...

Don't ask me for money. We are all of the same age. If you have no money, can you give it to me?

I really envy you people who have boyfriends to accompany you to the concert. Unlike me, my boyfriend will try to give you a concert.

6. Many people say that if they can't tell fortune, they will get thinner and thinner. However, sometimes we have to believe. The fortune teller used to say that I was 27 years old and wore a yellow robe. Every day, there is food and transportation. It's so accurate to deliver takeout in the US Mission now!

7. How to express I love you in Chinese? I have an ancestor's chromosome that I want to give you.

8. You are worried about how to make money, but now I am worried about how to spend money. Who can tell me how to use 100 yuan next month?

9. My husband is on a business trip and my wife is at home alone. Today, my husband asked his wife on the phone, "Wife, can I find a girl?" Wife: "Of course." My husband said happily over there, "Thank you, wife." Wife: "You're welcome. I'll show you how to earn back the money you spent. "

10. You never know how bad your luck is without buying lottery tickets. You never know how bad your popularity is without borrowing money. Never know how ugly you are until you repent.

1 1. A friend asked me for money. Friend: Lend me some money for urgent need. Me: I'll go home and discuss with my wife. Friend: Don't you have a wife? Me: So it's not negotiable.

12. When I was five years old, my goal was Ferrari. At the age of twenty, my goal was Audi A6. When I was twenty-five, my goal was Geely Panda. The goal now is to get on the bus, have a place to sit and listen to music.

13. Money can really correct eyesight. Many friends borrowed money from me and never paid it back. I finally saw them clearly.

14. The mobile phone is a very practical invention. In the past, you had to turn over a lot of books to find enough information to do your homework. Now all you have to do is simply brush your phone ... you can forget all your homework.

15. Bringing my girlfriend home for the first time. In order to avoid bad influence, I let her sleep on the bed and I sleep on the sofa at night. Then my dad saw it and asked, "What are you doing?" I said I'd sleep here tonight, and my dad just spilled a cup of tea on the sofa.

16. "Why is your head machine gun?" ""bald bald "

17. Someone confessed to me. How can I refuse him to minimize the damage? God replied: Just ask your child's opinion before you go home.

18. I like a person's greatest feature, just like Grandpa Mao on RMB, no matter what color clothes he wears, I like them!

19. Since downloading some software, I live like an emperor every day. Some people sing, some dance, some perform talents, and try their best to make me happy. I have to review one by one. I'm very busy.

20. The Spring Festival is coming soon, and someone even asked me if I still have money for it. I think this is a doubt about my strength. I don't want to talk about my wealth. It's a bit difficult to finish this week. Forget it. It's time to move the bricks.

2 1. 10 years ago, when I was in junior high school, I spent five yuan as pocket money every day, bought her four yuan of milk or cake, and ate steamed buns for myself. 10 years later, she is my wife, and my pocket money is still five yuan. This is not the script I want.