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Sand sculpture funny copy for funny women and funny men.

1. What I don't understand when I study: Forget it, I'm not that material.

What you don't understand about surfing the Internet: You should eat this melon when you open all the software.

Let me ask you something, that is, my predecessor borrowed a sum of money from me, 7w. There is no evidence to prove that WeChat deleted each other. Just now, the police asked me to open online banking for him. I accidentally opened the king. Is anyone with me?

My mother often says that I am a garbage collector, so I especially like eating junk food because it makes me feel at home.

I think I am good at putting boys to sleep. They said they were going to sleep when they said, "Are you there?" .

I'm not in the fog this time. Guess where I am. I am among men.

6. The reason why I eat myself so roundly is so as not to be looked down upon by others.

7. After living for so many years and getting up almost ten thousand times, I still can't get used to this action.

8. How to get your sack or sweet talk?

9. I am not hungry when I eat.

10. I take it seriously too easily. I shouldn't be in love. I should sit at the intersection and put a toughened film on it.

1 1. Don't ask me for money. We are all of the same age. If you have no money, will I have money?

12. My father drives a Ferrari and my mother drives a Porsche. I'm kidding.

13. Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

14. I went to eat hot pot yesterday, and the more I ate, the more numb my mouth became. Later, I asked the waiter to ask how it was a state affair. When the waiter saw it, it turned out that the hot pot was leaking electricity.

15. People can't stretch when they can't.

16. We don't know each other very well. You can call me beauty.

17. I was so angry that my chest ached in the morning. Later, when I thought that I had no breasts, my anger gradually subsided.

18. When you smoke on the balcony, you smoke half and the wind half. You don't care about following suit. Maybe the wind also has troubles. The more I think about it afterwards, the more angry I get, so I have convulsions.

19. When do you go to work? We will not rest until we die.

20. Don't say you are single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

2 1. What is the sense of security? It was when I was late for school that I met my classmate on the way.

22. I can't sleep because my landlord poured me a cappuccino.

23. Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

24. I see no waves, and these loves can't hurt me anymore. I have killed fish in RT Mart for ten years, and my heart is as cold as a knife. I have also been sweeping leaves in Shaolin Temple for eight years, and my heart is as cold as the wind. I also swam in the Yangtze River for ten years, quiet inside.

25. I am too old to use a cute baby as my head portrait, for fear that others will think that I gave birth to it.