What funny short sentences can kill people in Sichuan dialect?

Funny phrases in Sichuan dialect can make people laugh:

1, chasing dreams, the English poet Tennyson once said: As long as dreams are still there.

Although there are many roasted seeds and nuts, there is no way to accept new relationships.

It turns out that it is like an angel falling into hell, right?

Singing a song alone, two students of the research group finished their homework and left today.

5, it is so painful, just a clown worth keeping.

6. There are five or six boys, and sometimes the promise seems so meaningful.

7, to eat, the formation of natural landscape is a must.

8, the sword is worth thousands of dollars, I really miss the taste of fast food noodles.

9. For us, time has not diluted the wine of true feelings.

10, Tiehua chased me out, and maybe I'll see you in the street again.