Partial sketch fortune telling _ sketch fortune telling

Essay "Psychological Clinic" lines (2)

Glasses sister: Oh, oh, the doctor in my heart. Hello, goodbye. (Want to leave)

Doctor: Er, little classmate, I think your Tang Yin is black and your lips are purple. Something seems to be bothering you.

Glasses sister: (surprised) Hey, are you a fortune teller? How do you know I'm worried?

Doctor: I, this, hehe, this secret can't be revealed.

Glasses sister: Oh, oh.

Doctor: (to the audience) Who can't see that this fool has something on his mind? Haha, wait till I get him hooked. (To the woman with glasses) You can tell me what you are thinking. Maybe I can help you.

Glasses sister: (ecstatic) Really, then I, (decadent) forget it.

Doctor: No, I don't. I'll give you a discount

Glasses sister: Hey, everyone says I'm a nerd. Soak in a book every day, just like instant noodles, trapped in a bucket.

Doctor: It is good to read more books. There is a golden house in the book, and there is Yan Ruyu in the book.

Glasses sister: What's delicious? You have no idea how stressful it is. Look, look, these glasses take up half of my face and my nose is squashed.

Doctor: That's right. Night gives you black eyes. You use them to find light. That's right. You have a bright future.

Glasses sister: There is still a future. It's hard to find a job now. Find a job as a tutor. Finally, someone else will tutor you.

Doctor: Little classmate, is stress inevitable? Everyone has pressure. Look at me, I still have to watch out for the police and urban management all day, just like a mouse hiding from a cat. This day is really not a human life (I took the book of my glasses sister and tore it off to wipe my tears).

Glasses sister: er, er, my book.

Doctor: Oh, oh, sorry, I'm not normal.

Glasses woman: Well, (pointing to the doctor) pervert.

Doctor: Ahem, it's a gaffe.

Glasses sister: Hey, doctor, doctor, what did you just say about avoiding the police? Why are you avoiding the police?

Doctor: Ah, oh, (scratching his head awkwardly) This, that? Oh, oh, they also want to consult me. They are sick, too.

Glasses sister: Oh, I see, you are amazing!

Doctor: With Xiao Di dead, we are so talented!

Glasses sister: talented, ah (crying)

Doctor: What's the matter with you?

Glasses sister: Ah (crying), my sisters say I study hard. After reading so much, my IQ is only four thousandths.

Doctor: That's quite high.

Glasses sister: What's her height? It is 250.

Doctor: Ah, it turns out to be four thousandths (snickering).

Glasses sister: You are still smiling. (sobbing)

Doctor: Ahem, hmm. (Thinking) Well, I'll test you to see how high your IQ is.

Glasses sister: OK, I don't believe it. I am 250.

Doctor: Then listen carefully. This question has a high IQ. Six professors in your school didn't answer.

Glasses sister: Ah, it's so hard. None of the six professors can play, so I ~ ~ ~

Doctor: That's all right. Just try it. The professor didn't answer my question. After listening to the answer, they all beat me excitedly.

Glasses sister: Ah, it's so serious.

Doctor: Yes, I am a person with high IQ!

Glasses sister: Then ask.

Doctor: Listen to the question: Elephants fart. What are the names of two songs?

Glasses sister: (opens her mouth wide) Ah! Elephants fart, or two songs.

Doctor: Well, two songs.

Glasses sister: This, this, is too difficult.

Doctor: That's right. Otherwise, how could those six professors hit me!

Glasses sister: Well, well, it seems that I am still 250.

Doctor: I can't answer it. I'll announce the answer.

Glasses sister: Well, tell me about it.

Doctor: Think about it. Elephants fart. Elephant, big, big.

Glasses sister: Well, I still don't know!

Doctor: (depressed) Oh, you are really, elephant fart, two songs, I really need to think about it.

Glasses sister: so it will be very Dang, I really want to think about it!

Doctor, an elephant? Fart is not, when ~ ~ so loud!

Glasses sister: Ah, (surprised) I see. No wonder six university professors beat you.

Doctor: Ahem, this is a high IQ. Let me ask you one more question.

Glasses sister: Can I answer it?

Doctor: No problem, please listen to the question: Elephants fart ~ ~ ~

Glasses sister: (quick answer) Dang and I really need to think about it.

Doctor: Congratulations, you can answer first.

Glasses sister: Really? I got it right. Oh, I got it right.

Doctor: Your IQ is really high, even higher than Mount Everest.

Glasses sister: Hehe, I think they dare to call me 250. Hehe, thank Hua Tuo (jumping off)

Doctor: It's hopeless. Buying four such children is really 1000 yuan, (turning around) 250 yuan each.

(Couples come out, women come out first, men come out with things)

Singing: (female) people on the ground are in pairs, (male) university life is smiling, (female) no longer lovesickness, (joint) both husband and wife go home, (female) you buy food and cook, and you carry water and wash dishes.

Man: Why do I do all the housework at home? Why do I always get hurt?

Woman: I am the landlord because of your site. .

Man: (to the audience) Hey, that man was right. It's hard to be a man! It's hard to be a man, and it's even harder to be a man in college! Why do you think I'm so tired? My girlfriend is as fierce as a tiger, peeling me to the bone, dancing in front of me with a kitchen knife, throwing a pot at me and looking at me coldly. Is the whole thing terrible? ..

Woman: Yo yo, you're still complaining, ah (making a man's gesture)

Man: honey, I dare not, I dare not.

Woman: You are quite calm! May I see your face? Small eyes, single eyelid, diamond nose. The longer the mouth, the more it looks like a navel. The people of the whole country will not agree unless they are abused!

Man: Hey, I want to cry. Ah, I'm tired.

Woman: Look, look, there is a psychological clinic ahead. Our relationship has been a little fractured recently. Please consult. Are you sick or sick?

Man: Why am I hurt again?

Doctor: Hello, what do you want to consult?

W: We are asking about marriage.

Doctor: Oh, get married. No problem (take out the sign tube)

M: Is this counseling or fortune telling?

Doctor: the nature is the same, and the nature is the same (seriously)

W: OK, I'll do it. I will do it. (Shakes the label to the doctor) Look.

Doctor: (fortune-telling), this constellation is the next one. Your relationship seems to be not harmonious recently.

Man: (dumbfounded) Ah, how accurate!

Doctor: I'm flattered.

Woman: What rescue? Although you damn fool hate it, Dangdang coolies have passed.

M: I can only do coolies (helpless)

Doctor: Well (as a demand for money)

Woman: Oh, oh, this is no problem, dead man. Give me the money quickly.

Man: Oh, oh, (dawdling for money)

Woman: What a bore! Come on, come on.

Man: Honey, you just used up all your money.

Woman: I don't care, you give me the money right away, otherwise, (fist) French service.

Man: Ah! How can my life be so bitter? There is no justice in this.

Doctor: Hee hee, with this, things will be easy to solve.

Woman: Hey hey, doctor, you say, you say.

Doctor: You see, if you are (female) Red Taro and you are (male) the Wolf, your life will be joyful, noisy and loving.

Man: Really, I don't feel love at all.

Woman: No, (holding the man in his arms and whispering) I love you very much.

M: (to the audience) Now I'm miserable. I have to get a women's list when I go home.

Doctor: Look, look, what a wonderful ending in dzogchen.

Woman: Hehe, thank you, teacher, Amitabha.

Man: No, she is a Taoist. Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God.

Doctor: (getting up angrily, pointing to the couple) Hey, you, you, you two must blow in your life, you must blow.

(siren rings)

Doctor: Oh, my God, the police are coming, help ~ ~ ~ (rushing off the stage)