The most classic funny copy

1. There was a kissing scene on TV, and the father asked his son to pour a glass of water. Soon, there was a kissing scene on TV. Dad asked his son to pour another glass of water. The son asked, Dad, are you thirsty at the sight of someone kissing?

2. A pupil's father warned him: If the test score does not exceed 60 points, someone must be slapped! When they arrived at school, the pupils came to the teacher anxiously and said to the teacher, I didn't scare you! My father said that if I failed again, someone would be slapped!

3. When playing mobile phone, I think that I will have an exam next week. Pa, I slapped myself, and you didn't concentrate on playing with your mobile phone.

Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

5. The teacher is bald. Once in class, he said, "What if my left hand is positive and my right hand is negative?" The deskmate replied, "Your skull will light up."

6. Love can be late, but not take-out.

After dinner, my wife said to me: You washed the bowl! I looked at my son, hoping that he would plead for me. After all, I just bought him a toy submachine gun. My son raised his toy submachine gun and pointed it at me: Go and wash the dishes! Bullets have no eyes.

Eight. Others are in their twenties: face-lifting needles, eyes open, nose pads, fat filling, and risorius. I am in my twenties: this is delicious, and that is delicious.

One day, I was walking in the street and met a fortune teller, so I hung up. He took my hand and suddenly fell to his knees. I was shocked. He said, you have the image of an emperor. I slapped him in the face: you scared me to death ... and then you gave me 200 yuan.

10. A person went to see a doctor with a stomachache. The doctor inquired about his eating habits. The man said, "Nothing, that is, I usually eat the leftovers from my mother, my wife and my children." The doctor said, "buy a dog." The man was startled: "What? I still eat the rest of the dog? "

Honey, you must believe me. I get dizzy even on a boat, let alone on two boats.

12. Yesterday, I dreamed that my object was dead and I cried miserably. I woke up today and found that there was no object at all, and I cried even more.

Thirteen. Going out for a walk, passing by the park pond, I saw a young man lying by the pond and putting a straw in the water to suck. A girl stood beside him, holding her hands and looking at him coldly. I walked over curiously and asked, what is this? Shrimp fishing? The girl snorted coldly: leave him alone, because she drank too much and insisted that she was the Dragon King of the East China Sea and wanted to suck the water out of the pond ... dry. ...

14. I have always had an advantage since I was a child, that is, I can correct mistakes; But I also have a shortcoming, that is, I never think I am wrong.

15. I knew there was a cliff ahead, but I jumped anyway. I can't stop you. I have to let you jump. If you want to jump further, I'll kick you again. You don't want to live anyway.

Sixteen years old. My wife's initials are LP, and the beautiful initials are PL. I suddenly understood that a wife is often the opposite of beauty.

17. Yesterday, I took my six-year-old son to learn swimming. By the swimming pool, the coach patiently and meticulously explained various swimming postures and specific exercises to more than a dozen children, such as breaststroke, butterfly stroke and dog planing. At this moment, the son standing behind the crowd suddenly shouted, "Brother Coach, why can't we teach some human postures?" ?

18. Mom: You should get married! Me: Is it necessary to be happy when you get married? I have a classmate who has been married three times. Why bother? Mom: If the marriage is bad, how many people can get married three times?

19. In the middle of the night, my husband got up and had a stomachache. After pulling for half an hour, it's finally over. I clearly heard the sound of flushing the toilet, but I still heard his fart. Q: Honey, haven't you finished yet? Why are you still farting Abdominal pain again? Husband calmly replied: It took so long, so hard, and finally solved the problem. We must salute and celebrate!

I am jealous when I see others making money, but I have no ability, so I have to change my direction and close my eyes.

Twenty one. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to raise one when I grew up. After 20 years, my dream has finally come true. Anyway, it's time to cook for my wife.

22. People like me who don't even know a few famous brands sometimes don't even feel that others are showing off their wealth. As long as they see English, they feel so expensive!

23. Chatting with mom and dad, looking at mom and dad's exquisite facial features and perfect silhouette, I asked: Why are my facial features so flat? Mom said: because you always slept on your stomach when you were young. I am dissatisfied: Why don't you turn me around? Dad's here: It's because you were ugly when you were a child that your mother would be afraid to see you. ...

Twenty-four A big belly is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it is unexpectedly big.