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So it's them.

Brief introduction to the story

The story tells the story of a talented young man who returned to China, Dr. Jiang, who went to a domestic automobile company to develop new models. In order to better mobilize the enthusiasm of employees in his work, he hid his doctorate and became an apprentice of Li Laojue (Li Zhengshi).

Jiang was taken by Li and wanted him to be a son-in-law. While Jiang fell in love with netizen Li Jing for several years, Li's mother took a fancy to Jiang, a helpful "college student" in the street of her classmate's home. Several people tried their best to outdo each other for the object of Jing Li, but the result was the same person-Jiang Tao. At the same time, when Li's mother introduced her to someone, she asked her classmate Jiang's son to meet her. Because Jiang's son got along well with Li Jing, he paid a thief with a criminal record to expose the theft, so he was satirized by the Li family. In order to "live up to expectations" and not lose face, the two families kept up with each other.

I also recognized Jing Li, but I didn't know that she was the daughter of Sister-in-law Li. I didn't know it was Dr. Jiang, and I secretly criticized this "impossible" Dr. Jiang many times. Jiang Tao, who knew the inside story, couldn't help laughing. After the completion of the new car development, the contrast between the two sides finally heated up. It was not until the end that they realized that the people they were concerned about were all the same person, and then they got angry, so they beat and cursed and made a mess, and finally ended the story with a comedy of the new car Flying Tiger on land.

There are many mistakes in the story, and mistakes are wrong again, which leads to chaos in the world. This story has the style of light comedy.

Character: Li Lao is stubborn (Li Zheng). No one is afraid of him, but he still sticks to his guns.

Jiang Tao: Honest on the outside, smart on the inside, replied the doctor. Do more and talk less.

Jing Li: Beautiful, powerful and outgoing.

Mother Li (sister-in-law Li): Little woman style, provocative.

Fu Jiang: A little sly and stingy, the style of ordinary people.

Jiang Mu: Speaking is a shame.

Former manager: the image of an ordinary boss.

The plane landed on the runway.

At the airport pick-up, a large group of people were wearing work clothes with the logo of "Qifeng Automobile" printed on them, holding a banner of "Welcome to Dr. Jiang".

No one walked until the airport was safe.

Former Chairman: "What's the matter? Why haven't you seen Dr. Jiang?"

Qifeng Automobile Manufacturing Co., Ltd.

On the outer wall of the former general office, the sign "Chairman" was written.

In the office, the chairman has been sitting by the phone: "Dr. Jiang has returned to China. Are you sure you got on the plane? " ..... but we haven't received it. Well, let's contact again. "

Just then, someone knocked at the door, and the former manager said, "Please come in."

Jiang came into the room. Jiang Tao's appearance at the age of 27 or 28: "My name is Jiang Tao."

Yuan: chief ... are you the doctor Jiang who came back from overseas? "

Jiang: "No, it's the next one."

President Yuan: "Welcome, I can pick you up in person."

Jiang: "Yes, I want to hide my identity, arouse everyone's wisdom and make our domestic cars well."

General Manager Yuan: "This new car development plan code-named Flying Tiger on land depends on you."

President Yuan: "You earn $50,000 a month abroad, and I may be wronged here."

Chief Yuan: "What do you want to do next?"

Jiang: "Externally, Dr. Jiang has broken his word and will never return to China. As for me, I am a little apprentice of Li Zheng. "

Manager Yuan: "That old Li is stubborn. That old man is really good. You will be wronged by him. "

In the assembly workshop, the scenery is bright, not dark or messy, so it must give people a beautiful picture. There are many new cars.

Li Zheng and Jiang Tao are walking together on the production line. As he walked, he said, "When you become my apprentice, you will have to listen to me. I told you to go east, but you can't go west. I told you to get a dog, but you didn't drive the chickens away. You have to do whatever I tell you to do, okay? "

Jiang: "Yes, it's good to shoot dogs or drive chickens now."

Li Zheng: "Now your task is to load the car here."

Jiang Tao is loading the bottom parts of the car in the tunnel under the car.

Beside the car, sister-in-law Li came over. She put her purse on her feet and looked around. There is a bag next to her.

Suddenly, I reached out a hand from under the car and stuffed Mrs. Li's wallet into it. Sister-in-law Li didn't notice Just looking around. A worker is coming. Sister-in-law Li asked, "Excuse me, superfine product, where is the master?"

Staff: "Oh, there it is, the research room." Workers point in one direction.

Sister-in-law Li thanked her. Pick up another bag and go.

Sister Li looked around, looked at the door number and opened the door with a bang.

Inside, Li Zheng (a stubborn old man, but not scary, not scary, stubborn and hollow) is drawing drawings. With his back to the door, he said unhappily, "Who came in without knocking?" . Even if my wife came, I wouldn't dare be so bold. . "

Sister-in-law Li bit her lower lip and gave him a hard white look, saying nothing. Get yourself some water. At this time, Li Zheng shouted again, "Are you crazy? You went to drink water without even saying hello? (angrily) don't say it's you, even if my wife comes, I dare not ... "

Sister-in-law Li shouted, "I dare not do anything."

Ji Ling looked back, and Zhengyi Li was busy smiling in fear. It looks very readable: "I dare not ... I dare not do it myself." Just blink. (Sounds unusually sweet) Who can afford the fatigue of his wife? Right, dear? "

Sister-in-law Li: "Didn't I tell you not to apply what I learned from abroad to me? It tickles me all over. It is not good for others to hear me. "

Li Zheng: "But your order is only a nomination, and it was not formally voted at the plenary meeting. Not really. Why don't you ask our daughter to vote? "

Li Sao: "You know I'm not as shameless as you. Is that what I said to my daughter? "With a cry, Li Zheng quickly changed his tone:" But the agreement I gave you was clearly written. This should be democratically approved by the family meeting. Do you want democracy? "

Li Sao: "I can't change it."

Li Zheng: "It is still a good comrade to correct mistakes."

Mrs. Li: "That's right. If you know your mistake, you will correct it ... (Epiphany, anger) What, what did you say? "

Li Zheng: "No, I changed it. Look at my pig brain. What delicious food did you get me today? "

Li Sao: "I don't have eyes. Can't I see for myself? "

Li Zheng smiled apologetically: "Alas." Then he stepped forward, opened the bag and put his hand in: "It's delicious again."

Suddenly, his hand froze. "You ... what good things did you bring me?"

Sister-in-law Li: "What are you doing there? Can't you take it out? "

Li Zheng said softly, "These tableware are too heavy. It must be delicious. " While speaking, I took out a wrench and a pair of pliers and gestured with a knife and fork.

Li Sao proudly said, "Of course, I am the only old man."

Li Zheng took out another big bottle of butter: "Wow, so much oil.

Li Sao: "Let you eat fat for nothing, just know that I am good to you."

Li Zheng was very wronged: "But I can't eat this lubricating oil, and it's still a full bottle."

Surprised, Mrs. Li stepped forward and opened it herself, and took out some butter, a dead wrench and other things from it. She froze: "Where are my things? Where are my things? "

Li is looking: "What's there?"

Sister-in-law Li said anxiously, "What else? Flat ... even that is among them. "

Li Zheng: "Which one?"

Li Sao: "That's it."

Li Zheng suddenly realized, "Oh, I see." Say that finish ran out.

Out of the car, Jiang Tao touched from the bag, suddenly froze, his expression became dull. Take out a bra from the bag. Just watch. : "What is this?"

Jiang Tao came out of the geosyncline under the car and looked at the bra in his hand. Suddenly came Xiao Zhang and Xiao Zhao.

Xiao Zhang: "Newcomer, where did you get this thing?" Is this yours or hers? "

Xiao Zhao: "Yes, where did it come from?" . Is it time for treatment? "

Jiang: "Don't talk nonsense. I really don't know how to get this thing out of the kit at once. My tools are missing. "

Xiao Zhang: "No, that's the way it is. Why don't I ask Zhang ... or Li. Hey, what does she look like? Let's see. " Xiao Zhang grabbed the bra, took off his coat and put it on, and the coat was twisted there.

Jiang Tao: "I ... Please keep your voice down so that my teacher can't hear you. He sternly stated that I was not allowed to contact girls for one year. "

Xiao Zhang: "Your master is that stubborn old Li. I said that in this day and age, I haven't heard that you want to ask a teacher for paid consultation. If it were me. If you don't take it, let him see it and piss him off. "

At this time, Li Zheng came over with a straight face: "What are you arguing about?"

Jiang Tao dared not speak loudly: "Hello, master."

Xiao Zhang: "Good morning, Li Shifu. Do you want to introduce your daughter to Xiao Jiang? I heard that your daughter is quite beautiful. "

He said angrily, "How did your master Wang teach you? It's no big deal. It's no big deal. (They laugh, and Li asks Jiang again) Have you seen a black leather bag? "

Jiang: "Is this it? '

Li Zheng took it and opened it: "Hey, why is something missing? '

Jiang: "No, I didn't take anything."

Xiao Zhao: "Hey, Li Shifu, what is it missing? That's right. I will give it to you. "

Li Zheng: "My wife told me all about it, and there is a tension device (gesturing with your hand on your chest)."

Xiao Zhang and Xiao Zhao both laughed: "Anything else?"

Zhang sticks out his chest to show the height of his bra. And gesticulating with the action of pulling tools on his chest. Laugh loudly.

Li Zheng: "Not this ... (suddenly realize) Yes, this is it."

Xiao Zhang: "How can an old man have this?" Then take out the bra from your arms.

Xiao Zhang: "Is it really yours?"

Li Zheng: "Of course it's mine."

Xiao Zhang: "Well, I'll put it on for you."

Xiao Zhao: "I will help you, too."

I haven't recovered: "I know something this time (in the meantime, the two of them still put a bra on their clothes, but Li didn't wake up to cooperate with it) ... I don't know that I respect the elderly, and you are too noisy. Why don't you learn something? If you are my apprentice in Li Zhengzheng, I believe it won't be long before you learn as well as Xiaojiang He, and I promise you will get a good wife. " .

Two young people put on bras: "OK, Li Shifu, we will study hard."

They bowed to Li: "Li Shifu, we learn from you."

He said to Jiang, "Work hard and don't study badly."

Jiang Ying answered, "Alas, master, you can't ..."

Li Zheng was angry: "What, dare to say that I can't? Is there anything wrong with Master? " It's just a few words of praise, and you don't know much ... "

Jiang: "But, Master, you ..."

Li Zheng was even more angry: "Stop nagging and dare to say more and write carefully." Turn around and highlight your back to show the fullness of your bra.

Zhao and Zhang snickered. Jiang Tao was anxious: "Master."

Li Zheng was angry: "It's all written on the inspection." Leave.

Jiang rebuked Zhang and Zhao, saying, "How dare you tease me like this?"

Zhao: "Why are you still afraid of Master? What age is it? "

Jiang: "You don't know, the master was a top overseas auto mechanic and won a grand prize abroad. However, at that time, he was smuggled abroad. After winning the lottery, he exposed his identity and was sent back. Few people know about it. "

Zhao: "It's still so feudal to come back from overseas."

Jiang: "Yes, he is a technical nerd who repairs cars abroad. He worked as a mechanic for six years in order to learn manufacturing technology and then return to China. But he has only experience and no education. I was just instructed by the boss of the company to learn technology from Li Shifu and design the latest car for the company. You shouldn't play tricks on him. "

Zhao: "I can't see that this strange old man has such a background."

Jiang: "Because the boss appointed him, he said that he had no education and had been a stowaway for six years, which was a disgrace to the country. He can't undertake this important task, but he just won't do it. The boss can't use this trick either. Let me learn from him and cooperate with him to develop new car engines. "

Lee's back was cut, his chest stood upright, and his (close-up) steps were very positive.

In front of a car in the factory, Master Wang (an old man) looked at Li: "Lao Li is stubborn, what are you ..."

Li: "Lao Wang, I said that the way you teach your disciples is wrong. Look at me. In a few words, I taught your two disobedient apprentices well and helped me with my work in a proper way. "

Master Wang: "What did he do for you?"

Li said proudly, "they helped me to my body ... (looking at my chest, I can't help but suddenly realize) what an old king!" Look at what your two good apprentices have done. " I pulled off my bra and threw it on the floor.

Master Wang: "Why, it was my two boys who did it again? This is too much. Look at me to clean them up. "

Looking at the back of Wang's departure, Li picked up the bra from the ground with heartache and bounced the dirt: "It's still new."

Jiang got off work and walked out of the factory gate. At this moment, Xiao Zhang and Xiao Zhao, who were waiting at the factory gate, were greeted. Jiang hissed and pulled them aside: "Don't let my teacher see it. He won't let me be with you bad children. "

Xiao Zhang: "This old Li is stubborn and actually sued us."

Xiao Zhao: "My teacher paid there, too. I also received a training. "

At this time, Li Zheng came out by bike. Li is very angry. He feels very uncomfortable. At this time, Xiao Zhang added: "I heard that he is super afraid of his wife."

At this time, Li Zheng quietly stepped forward and listened.

At this time, Xiao Zhao added: "I heard that Li Shifu in our company even has to look at Sister Li's face when eating. Before eating, Mrs. Li dared to eat when she was happy. "

At this moment, Xiao Wang (another young man) also said, "I heard that if Mrs. Li is expressionless, Li Shifu will have to coax her. If she wanted to eat, she dared not say anything, but gave some hints. '

Xiao Zhang: "How to prompt?"

Xiao Wang: "Let's put it this way: (learn to be cautious) What about you ... do you want to sing?"

Xiao Zhang: "Which paragraph to sing?"

Xiao Wang: "Three mothers teach their children", and slippers. "

Xiao Zhao: "Why are you wearing slippers?"

Xiao Wang: "You don't know this. Now Li Laojue should say,' The family law is ready, please convict your wife. "

Xiao Zhang: "What crime can you commit?"

Xiao Wang: "Of course it's down to forty slippers."

Xiao Zhang: "Really?"

Xiao Wang: "How can this be false? Don't believe it (he looked around and saw Li Zheng behind everyone, so he pulled him out at once. ) Just ask this teacher. Can such a thing be false? "

Xiao Zhang, Xiao Zhao and Jiang Tao are all frightened. Xiao Zhang and Zhao Er immediately got on their bikes and ran away. Jiang Tao smiled apologetically: "Master pays." Xiao Wang didn't know Li Zheng and said, "Right? The teacher pays. "

Li Zheng: "Who did you hear that?"

Xiao Wang: "yes ... it's no use asking who said it." As long as someone says it, it is true. "

Li Zheng: "I asked you who said that. ? "

Xiao Wang: "Why do you ask these questions? I think if you have so many things to do, then if Li Lao is stubborn, ask me who I heard it from. I have to rely on what you say and listen to what you say. See if you can get away with it. "

Li Zheng: "Do you think anyone will believe you?"

Xiao Wang: "If you don't believe me, just call that Li Laojue on the spot and tell him. It would be strange if he didn't believe me. "

Li Zheng: "Don't bother to call, I'm here."

Wang Zheng: "Are you ... Li Laojue ... Ah, no, Li Shifu? "

Li Zheng kept a straight face: "I'm Li Lao and stubborn Li Zheng."

Xiao Wang smiled apologetically: "Li Shifu paid. I ... I have work to do. I'll go first. "

Turn around and run. Lee stared at Jiang Tao. Jiang Tao smile apologetically: "I didn't say anything."

Li Zheng; What dare you say? '

In the street, Li walked in front and followed timidly.

Jiang whispered, "Master, where are we going today?"

Li Zheng: "You can go there."

Ginger should be a cry. Li asked again, "Have you written the theory of automobile fuel saving that you were asked to write?"

Jiang: "I've written it, please read it first."

Say that finish, respectfully took out a few pages of manuscript from his pocket and handed it over. Li took it and said, "What's this called? Rewrite. " Say that finish, throw the manuscript on the ground.

At this time, an old lady wearing an armband came over: "Alas, you will be fined five dollars."

Jiang hurried forward: "I'll give it."

Li retorted, "No, I will."

Ginger gave way. Li stepped forward to smile apologetically: "I didn't mean to, so ... forget it."

Old lady: "No, you can punish if you say so. Not without punishment. There are no exceptions. Littering in public places will be fined. There is no discussion about land. "

Li: "Can't you pick it up?"

Old lady: "Impossible. That will also be punished. "

Ginger took out five dollars and handed it in: "I have it here."

The old lady is going to answer it. Li stepped forward to stop: "Don't accept his money. I threw away the paper. How can I accept his money? "

Old lady: "Then you can go out."

Li said angrily, "if you roll, you roll." What is there to be proud of? "

Then pay for it yourself. Took out a pile of money and handed it to me: "Here, keep the change. Let's go. "

Two people left. The old lady has some money there.

Li: "I really can't help such people. Be careful not to make such mistakes in the future. "

Jiang Ying said, "Alas."

Li: "We don't care about money, but we just think it's beyond our pockets."

At this time, the old lady caught up. Li said unhappily, "People like you are really boring. Didn't I tell you to keep the change? "

Old lady: "I have counted your money. It's two dollars and forty cents." You still have two dollars and six cents. "

Li: "Huh?"

Old lady: "pay for it."

Li: "It's gone. That's all it takes. "

Where there are many cars, two people stop. They looked at the cars coming and going on the road.

Jiang: "Master, this is it. What are you doing here? "

Li: "Come and see the car."

Jiang: "Look at the car. Look at what car?

Li: "I like to watch cars, buses and buses, but when Master went abroad, he didn't have much knowledge. He is just a mechanic abroad, and he hasn't learned much, so he can't contribute to the country. Look at the cars running now. They are Japanese, American and German, but there are few people in China. Our country spends so much money to buy cars from abroad every year, and most of the truly domestic cars are bought and assembled from abroad. Why can't we in China build our own cars? Master's wish can only be realized if you recognize it. Have you ever been abroad? "

Ginger nodded and shook her head.

Li: "You haven't been out either. Your master and I arrived abroad for many days, where we worked as technical repairmen for six years and won the grand prize. In other words, in this company, your master and I have seen the world and gone abroad, you know? "

Ginger busy nodded.

Li: "If you want to go abroad in the future, work with your master and me to ensure that you can go abroad in a few decades. It was driving a car that we built and sold to foreigners, not sneaking in like my master and I did. Unlike Dr. Jiang Na, our company invited him a few days ago and he promised to come back. As a result, we were picked up by the car, welcomed, and there was no sign of us. This is a practical joke on us. This is really nothing. "

Jiang nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, yes."

Li: "What is it? Just nodded. "

Ginger: "That ginger is not a thing."

Li: "You just need to know, learn from your master, don't learn from that ginger, and forget your ancestors."

Cameras, cars coming and going on the road Many cars.

Li Zhai. The layout is average. The doorbell rang.

Li is coming out of the kitchen. Hands are covered with noodles. Trying to open the door, I found that my face couldn't be opened, shouting "Who is it?"

Outside the door, Mrs. Li said, "I, you old bastard, won't open the door?"

At the door, Li Zheng said, "Wait a minute."

Then he went back to the kitchen to wash his hands.

Come and open the door soon: "I'm coming." Open the door. The door opened. Sister Li walked behind the door. Look in the closet, under the bed and in the back room.

Li Zheng: What are you looking for?

Li Sao: "Say, why didn't you open the door for so long?"

Li: "am I ... am I cooking?"

Sister-in-law Li: "Well, don't you dare play this for me and say, where is she?"

Li Zheng: "Who is it?"

Li Sao: "Don't you dare to be stupid. You haven't played for long in three days, have you? Say, where is she? If there were no other women, would you open the door for so long? "

Li Zheng: "I really don't know."

Li Sao: "You kneel down for me."

Li Zheng: "Look at this, our daughter will come back soon. See how bad it is? "

Sister-in-law Li: "Stop nagging, will you kneel? Do you want me to show you the agreement in black and white again? "

Li Zheng: "No, I want to kneel down. Can't I give you another 40 slippers? "Just kneel down.

Sister-in-law Li said with a smile, "I'm just kidding. You think I really think you are cheating on a woman. "

Li Zheng: "When a person says he wants to kneel, he must kneel."

Li Sao: "Then kneel down. Didn't you learn to kneel down and propose when you were smuggling abroad? "

Li Zheng: "It's not good for me to hear this. I'm going abroad. "

Li Sao: "What did you learn abroad?"

Li Zheng: "(kneeling alone) Honey, marry me, put on my wedding ring, and don't cuckold me."

Sister-in-law Li was intoxicated: "My prince, how could I cuckold you?"

At this moment, the door opened. Daughter Li Jing (Li Jing, in her twenties, is outgoing, daring to speak and do, and has great ideas) came in.

Li Jing: "Hey, Dad, Mom, what are you doing?"

Li Zheng: "This ... parents are singing and rehearsing."

Excavate: "Where did this come from?"

Sister-in-law Li: "This ... this is Sanniang's adopted son. Your child's family has never heard of it. "

Jing Li said mischievously, "But there doesn't seem to be any prince in that play. Marry me or something. Then you can sing it to me today and feast my eyes. "

Li Zheng: "This ... is so embarrassing. Forget it. Don't be hard on your parents. "

Jing Li; "Oh, I'm deaf and dizzy. I just ... I didn't hear you clearly I didn't see it clearly. Look at this. My legs and feet are almost useless. " Said even naughty into the back room.

Li Sao: "Look at the clown you gave birth to. Did you hear that? If you are dishonest, I will teach you next time. "

Li Zheng: "I have the heart and courage to have a third mother like you."

Li Sao: "What, you still have that heart? Just don't have the guts? "

Li Zheng: "No, no, no, no"

Sister-in-law Li sat on the sofa: "Xiao Jing, come here and let mom tell you something?"

Back room: "What is it?"

Li Sao: "Mom will find you an object."

Li Zheng ran out of the kitchen: "No, no, no, I made one for Xiao Jing. My new apprentice, theory of talent, theory of appearance, theory of self-motivated, theory of personality ... "

Li Sao: "Is there a place for you to talk?"

Li Zheng walked away with a smile.

Li Jing: "Mom. This time, I really believe that a generation of empress Wu Zetian will come. "

Sister-in-law Li: "This dead girl. Let me get down to business. "

Li Jing: "Mom. Tell me, who do you like? You can marry him yourself. Please tell me what to do. If you always get married, let my dad find one. That's it. I don't have two moms and two fathers (Sister-in-law Li walks up to him with her eyes wide open). Li Jing didn't see it. He is a winger. ), I also have more choices, right? I am very happy to go to this parent's house today, so I will go to this parent's house. If you are happy to go to that parent's house tomorrow, go to that parent's house. I won't go to anyone who dares to offend me. This is in line with social development and competition. You see now, the typical imposition of dictatorship has no choice ... "

Suddenly he saw Li Sao glaring, and quickly changed his mouth: "Mom, don't be angry. No matter who you marry in the future, I will always come to your house. "

Li Sao: "That's more like it." Then I woke up: "You girl, I said how this Li Zheng has a daughter like you."

Li Zheng said aggrieved, "She doesn't like me. Isn't this a bit of Wu Zetian? " I have been so big, but I have been afraid to find a partner for my parents. At most, I secretly wanted to think. "

Jing Li; "Yes, dad. See if I don't tell my grandparents. "

Li Sao: "(to Li Zheng) You go and cook. Xiaojing. Come on, mom, let me tell you something serious. Mother has a crush on the son of one of her classmates ... "

Li Jing was surprised: "Mom, you are so open-minded. You have a crush on a classmate's son and don't want to think about how old you are. Besides, what will my dad do if you have a crush on someone else? "

Li Sao: "You girl, I found it for you."

Li Jing: "You don't have to mind my own business."

Li Sao: "No, if you don't go this time, I'll lock you up today. Just like the third fairy Guan Xiaoqing. Let you not come out. "

Li Jing: "I'm not afraid. There are laws now. "

Sister Li: "Do you know what I bought today? Shangdang bacon! "

Jing Li: "Not rare."

Li Sao: "Hainan coconut."

Jing Li: "Not interested."

Li Sao: "Tianjin steamed stuffed bun."

Li Jing: "I just ate."

Sister-in-law Li: "And ... Shanxi mature vinegar steamed bread can be dipped in vinegar ..."

Li Jing: "Mom, I eat this."

Sister Li: "Do you know the conditions for being jealous?"

Li Jing: "Of course I know. Isn't it just a kiss? "

Li Sao: "That's right."

Excavate: "If it's a big deal, make another ghost."

Li Sao: "What did you say?"

Jing Li: "No, no, no, I said marry anyone."

Li Sao: "How can it be a random marriage? Your mother's eyes are right. "

Li Jing is typing online in her room.

Li Jing (voiceover): Wooden head, we have been talking about cars on the Internet for a year. You also make cars, and I like cars so much. Can we meet? "

On the other side, Jiang Tao's voice-over says, "Well, it's in front of Xinxin Garden at No.35 Jackie Chan Avenue."

Jiang Tao's family, Fu Jiang and Jiang Mu (nicknamed Chen Simei) are watching TV. Fu Jiang (Jiang Youcai) is a 60-year-old man with a sly face. Jiang Mu is a happy person who is a little careful.

The phone rang. Jiang Mu pressed the hands-free button to answer the phone: "Hello, who is it?"

On the phone, Mrs. Li said, "Why can't you hear me? Have you forgotten this old classmate? "

Jiang Mu: "Oh ..."

Li Sao: "Remember?"

Jiang Mu: "I don't remember."

Sister-in-law Li: "I don't remember what you are doing?"

Jiang Mu: "Really ... a small chimney?"

Li Sao: "No."

Jiang Mu: "Big idiot?"

Li Wei; "Not really." '

Jiang Mu: "Then you must ... remember, it must be a little nun."

Li Sao: "Not yet."

Jiang Mu: "Shame on you."

Li Sao: "Alas."

Jiang Mu: "Finally."

Li Sao: "No .. Have you forgotten? We met at the mall a few days ago. "

Jiang Mu: "I remember. You are a weasel. "

Li Sao: "That's right."

Father Jiang said matter-of-factly, "As soon as I hear their names, I can think of the shapes and movements of these people in your class."

Jiang Mu: "You haven't seen it. This weasel is really beautiful. "

Father Jiang said happily, "Really?"

Jiang Mu's face sank: "What are you happy about?"

Fu Jiang: "I ... I didn't. Hey, what's your name? "

Jiang Mu smiled shyly: "I won't tell you."

Fu Jiang: "Let me guess. How many words? " '

Jiang Mu: "If I don't tell you four words, you'll never guess."

Inside: "Hey, I said female Chen Simei ..."

Fu Jiang: "Well, I told you you were cold to me. So you are the female Chen Simei. "

Heart: "Who is that next to you?"

Jiang Mu: "My family has the final say."

Inside the plane: "I said female Chen Simei, you are so worthless." What time is it now? Let a man be the master? Look at me, my old Li just finished kneeling for me. "

Fujiang immediately turned off the phone.

Jiang Mu: What are you doing?

Fu Jiang: "I don't think I will hang up. Sooner or later, you will be corrupted by the bourgeoisie. Sooner or later, I will lose this hard-won revolutionary red regime."

Then the phone rang again. Jiang Mu turned on the speaker: "Hello."

Ahmadinejad (through translator): "I said female Chen Simei. How did it break just now? Is your Man Qin Xianglian making trouble there? "

Jiang's father shouted into the phone, "I'm ... I'm Qin Xianglian. I should be Chen Simei and she should be Qin Xianglian. "

Sister-in-law Li: "Well, Chen Simei ...?"

Fu Jiang: "Alas ... (Awakening) What, Chen Simei? I am not. "

Sister Li: "I didn't tell you, I was talking to my daughter Chen Simei. I said, fourth sister Chen, come to my house when you are free, and I will teach you a few tricks to ensure that you win the revolution in one fell swoop. Treat the person in your family so that he can crawl to school. If a dog barks, he will have to bark like a dog. If you don't listen again, it's the French who are in charge of forty slippers. We women just want to learn from others, Ms. Wu Zetian. When I go to your house, let's learn from each other ... "

Fu Jiang: "Don't come, I'm not happy to come."