84 Zhao Benshan fortune-telling sketch _ Zhao Benshan sketch, fortune-telling

Does anyone know the lines of Zhao Benshan's sketch Heart Disease?

Zhao Benshan's sketch "Heart Disease" has the following lines:

Zhao Benshan: Ladies and gentlemen, here is an advertisement. Although the election for village head failed, we still have to do ideological work. I will open a psychological clinic at home to treat people's brains. Welcome everyone to see a doctor. You can give some money if you have money. Linjiang Village, Daming Psychological Clinic, attending doctor: Zhao Dabao, tel: mobile crutches, mobile crutches.

Gao Xiumin: Doctor, I'm in a hurry.

Zhao Benshan: Yes, the advertisement is coming soon.

Gao Xiumin: Yes, I heard your advertisement.

Zhao Benshan: Don't trust advertisements.

Gao Xiumin: What do you believe?

Zhao Benshan: It depends on the curative effect.

Gao Xiumin: Ha ... God, that's funny, doctor.

Zhao Benshan: Needless to say, you must have menopausal syndrome. Come on, open your mouth. Let me see the tires. Oh, I want to see the tongue coating.

Gao Xiumin: I'm not a doctor.

Zhao Benshan: Who's watching?

Gao Xiumin: It was my father who saw the doctor.

Zhao Benshan: What happened to your old man?

Gao Xiumin: Ha ... You have never seen my father suffer from this disease. The thing is, two days ago, he won 3000 yuan in the lottery. After telling him, he was very excited, honked his horn, smoked, and stayed in the hospital for a few days, but it was almost unsuccessful.

Zhao Benshan: Ouch ...

Gao Xiumin: After leaving the hospital, he bought a lottery ticket and won the prize again. This is the biggest one. 3 million grand prize.

Zhao Benshan: It's over.

Gao Xiumin: After that, I took the lottery ticket to see a doctor. The doctor said that we can't cure this. Please see a psychiatrist at once. This disease can be cured easily.

Zhao Benshan: Yes.

Gao Xiumin: I told him when I got back. I said we had to see a psychiatrist, which made the situation worse. I suspected that I was mentally ill, so I honked my horn and smoked again. What did you say?/Sorry?

Zhao Benshan: I see. Ah, you won the lottery again, and you dare not tell him.

Gao Xiumin: Yes.

Zhao Benshan: I was afraid that his illness would kill him. When he was finished, I asked him to see a psychologist. He immediately suspected that he had an incurable disease.

Gao Xiumin: Yes.

Zhao Benshan: You have two diseases.

Gao Xiumin: Second, doctor, doctor, don't worry about a few diseases. If you can cure him, I will give you more money.

Zhao Benshan: God, forget it. It's too vulgar. Don't see a doctor without paying. What's wrong with this man? Anyone who keeps his mouth shut is all about money, serving the people and saving lives will be told. How much can I give?

Gao Xiumin: Hehe, you can give as much as you want.

Zhao Benshan: No way. Take me to counseling.

Gao Xiumin: No, doctor, no, I brought him here.

Zhao Benshan: Where is it?

Gao Xiumin: Standing in front of your house.

Zhao Benshan: Standing in front of my house.

Gao Xiumin: Ah.

Zhao Benshan: Hey, how dare you let a 300 million millionaire stand guard at my door? It seems that you are very thoughtful.

Gao Xiumin: Oh. ...

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