I study beauty, and a man insisted that I give him a massage. I said I wouldn't, and he told everyone to go out, only me and him in the room. How can I refuse?

Jing Tian: Tang Xuejian, my name is Jing Tian. I'm Jingjing of the scenery and Tian Tian of the sky. .......

Jing Tian: Alas! It's really "disaster comes from heaven when people sit at home" ... I'm so busy in the middle of the night that I'm sleepy. ...

Zhao Wenchang: My God! Where the hell have you been! Don't come back before dark! Don't want to live? Jing Tian: Again! ? Is it really my time ... I ... I ... (Sedum poisoning)

Jing Tian: The thief dared to hit people, so he became a robber.

Jing Tian: What is this, a flying pig? (at first sight of flowers)

Jing Tian: You must come! If you don't come, I'll wait all my life every day! (Si Nuo sees that he is going to distract the enemy)

Jing Tian: It's only 65,438+00 pence, but it's as painful as killing me.

Jing Tian: I won! Snow White saw: What an idiot!

Jing Tian: Grandma Yu, are you feeding the chickens? Yu: Nonsense, how can I feed you if I don't feed the chickens?

Jing Tian: Ah! It is you! Red hair, what are you doing here? Paris: What did you call me? ! (Leizhou Secretariat Night)

Jing Tian in the Woods said to Xiao Kui: When everything is over in the future, I will take you here to settle down and stay with you forever!

Jing Tian: When this is all over, I will sell myself to you at a low price! Snow See: Disgusting! Did I say I want you? Jing Tian: Whether you like it or not! Anyway, I had the cheek to sell it. Snow White saw: Bah!

Jing Tian: It's really like it, much better than Xue Jian himself (Jing Tian's evaluation of Xue Jian painted by Hong Kui is hilarious).

Jing Tian: Now is not the time ... (when you are dying).

Xue Jian: I am just a thing, not a person ... I am just a thing! Jing Tian: Remember, you are not a thing, you are Snow White, my favorite Snow White! Xue Jian: Don't you dare say I'm not a thing! Want to die!

Jing Tian: My favorite person, she's gone. (Zi Xuan ending)

Jing Tian: All good things must come to an end. It's hard to predict ... (the end of sorbus)

The heavy building kicked the door of the pawnshop ~ smartly inserted the magic sword on the ground and said, make a sword! Zhao Wenchang (trembling): Guest officer, guest officer, how much is it? Paris: An article! (Laughing till I smoke)

Paris: You ... have come to this (poor Jing Tian).

Paris: Among the six realms, only people have feelings and can become husband and wife, but some people don't know how to cherish and try to cultivate immortality!

Paris: Hum, you scum. Are you here to die? Get out! (haha, it's really the devil ~ enough drag)

Paris: An outsider? Isn't it my wife? (Hey, Lou Ge can be funny, too. )

Paris: I'm not interested in this world. (After Zi Xuan's sacrifice)

Paris: Hum! The burning of Shushan Mountain has nothing to do with this seat, but if the Lock Demon Tower is damaged at all, this seat will definitely kill people.

Paris: Now you are human, I am human and he is immortal. People are different, but you and I are the same. Goodbye.

Paris: It's better to see each other than to see each other, but affection is still cruel. It is enough that I know she is safe. (Alas, I love her so much ... Brother Lou is really ...)

Paris: Today .. I just want to drink. (Zi Xuan ending) (Alas, why doesn't Zi Xuan love castles? . Two spoony people. . . )

Snow White sees: Show your head, let's go! (Dadukou)

Snow White saw: My wound is in my chest. ...

Xue Jian: It's so heavy that pigs are lighter than you.

Snow See: coquettish ... Red Sunflower: It's better to have something to sell than nothing. Sell it if you can! Xue Jian (stomping): People don't fight ghosts!

Xue Jian: Think about me more.

Snow White saw it: dead monster! Only I can play Jing Tian!

Xue Jian (Jingjing): What are you doing to me? Keep it for fun? (laughs. )

Xue Jian: I ... I'm Chunhua ... I'm not married. Isn't this to see you? (told a white lie to the dying Penglai disciple)

Xue Jian: I just learned today that you are a pig, so go to sleep if you want. (It is also a sin to like sleeping, haha)

Xue Jian: I think I'm leaving you. My heart is splitting with pain. I must like that feeling. ...

Yao Xi: You have her by your side, and she has you by your side, which is exactly what I hoped ... I can see you again, my wish has come true, and there will be no more obstacles ... (Alas ...)

Xue Jian: From now on, you are me and I am you. You can't leave me alone again. (To save Jing Tian, jump into the sword furnace, and Solanum nigrum ends)

(see snow. . Why do I think her personality is very similar to the moon in Xi 'an 1? . ? )

Zi Xuan: ... What's the use of sadness when the dead are gone? go home ...

Zi Xuan: No matter what she becomes and where she is, she will always be in your heart! As long as we care about each other, there will be countless generations! (Comfort Jing Tian)

Zi Xuan: So what if you live forever? Life is alive, but peace and joy are sought. If you can't be with the person you like, what's the point of living for a thousand years?

Zi Xuan: Grandma ... Let me ask you something. Let Qing Er grow up after my death and raise her as a boy! Maybe it's better for her not to love ...

Zi Xuan: That woman is inferior to you anywhere, so you are inferior to her ... (subplot)

Zi Xuan: I can't help feeling old. The heart is like a double screen with a Qian Qian knot in it.

Zi Xuan: If you hurt someone, you may not die. ...

Zi Xuan: God, who are you talking to? Jing Tian: A passer-by ... Zi Xuan: A passer-by ... (The long back of heavy buildings at sunset ...) (The ending of Zi Xuan) (spoony person ... I hope Zi Xuan likes heavy buildings ... Why is this the ending? . Where the hell is evergreen? . )

Solanum nigrum: Go to hell! Go to hell! Go to hell! Go to hell! (in combat)

Solanum nigrum: Yes! I like sneaking around most. I didn't expect the heroes of Shushan to like it, too! (red sunflower)

Solanum nigrum: I will do anything for you. As long as you can let me have a body, even for a day or a moment. Let me touch my brother and let him hug me ... (Xiao Kui ...)

Solanum nigrum: Hee hee ~ ~ What a good boy! Just a little! See what I can give you. (red sunflower)

Solanum nigrum: Brother ... you know how much I want you to touch ... touch my face ... (this silly child)

Solanum nigrum: If my brother wants me to die, I will give him my life. If my brother wants me alive, I will stay with him.

Solanum nigrum: I would rather die for my brother and let him remember me forever than my brother accompany me and remember another person.

Solanum nigrum: Brother, you like meeting your sister in the snow after all. You must live well for me. To save Jing Tian, jump into the sword furnace and watch the ending in the snow.

Evergreen: Although my heart is tired, my body is immersed in the world of prostitution.

Evergreen: For decades, I have been paying attention to mourning, but there is not even a grave. Always pay attention to follow, but I don't know where to go. At present, there has been another robbery in Shushan. After the robbery, I immediately packed my clothes and left, regardless of the dust.

Evergreen: I didn't know what I really wanted until half a century ago, but I was wrong for half my life. . .

Yamanashi: From now on, today and tomorrow, we will all grow up! (The end of Sob) (I always thought Sob was a child who knew nothing ...)

Residents of a private house in Yuzhou: My mother saw the sword fairy flying in the sky, and everyone didn't believe it. Jing Tian: I believe, I believe. What happened afterwards? Resident: Later my mother sang a folk song. The sword fairy was absorbed, slipped off the sword and fell into the valley. . .

The man in Diaojiaolou A said: Don't talk to me … I hit a monster in Bishan yesterday … God hasn't come back yet.

The fortune teller told fortune teller B: knife elder brother! You are weak, and you were a handsome little nun in your last life. What about this future ... a game programmer? ! What is this thing? (hey)

Shuibi: Whether it's cicada or insect, you want me, not my appearance, right?

Jingjing: Don't ... touch my head ... how many times do I have to say it before you understand ... it won't grow taller ... (haha)

Before Jingjing died: How many times have I told you, don't touch my head, it won't grow tall. ....

In heaven, I saw a cloud and clicked it. As a result, it said, "Wow! Why don't you even let go of a cloud! " "If you want to take care of me, I'm just a cloud. I haven't been there, I want to go. "

Anxi Old Lady: The couple went to Tianxianglou! Jing Tian: Huh? How can two couples go to a brothel together? Old woman: men cheat, women train their husbands. (Ha ha ha ...)

Weng He Yue: The deceased are like a husband, but they can sail far away ... The so-called "returning to the soul" can be mourned, remembered and hard to change. ...

Long-haired cat: Hey! You, you, you stepped on our land! Jing Tian: Huh? ! You guys again! He Miaomiao: What? Don't want to pay? Then I'll argue with you. As the saying goes ... Jing Tian: OK! Stop. Stop. I give, Lao tze have plenty of money, don't care about this! He Miaomiao: Hey, hey! Earned again! After four laps, this place can be used as an aura. Laugh. )

Minhui: I heard that you cured Gao Yong's brother? Can you really do that? Can you help me with pockmarked nose? There are only one or two, but ... people are very concerned. What did you do with Sedum? Laughter)

Bao Sanniang: They sell big meat buns. Come and try it if you are a ghost ~ ~

The lines of every character in Xingsen are very funny, especially the four little guys whose names are similar to Sixian 1. The lines are the same as those in the old fairy sword. I miss them. . )

TV plays

1. Electric shock stinky tofu turtle, rogue, stinky tofu

2. Jing Tian: Get out, you go.

Xue Jian: Why?

Sedum; I'm-I'm afraid you'll flirt with me

Xue Jian: I'm afraid you will harass me.

I miss Chia Tang, and I left you at this time. I am a pig woman.

4. Chang Yin: Are they poisoned?

Evergreen: They are not poisoned, and their eyes are still black.

Xue Jian: So what are you obsessed with?

He Miaomiao: I'm protecting my boss.

Why bother: I'm protecting myself.

If he lives in the deep forest, he has seven heads and six arms, and he is very violent, how can you ask him to help me? How can you ask him to help me ... (Jing Tian talks funny)

6. Why did it become a potato again?

7. Jing Tian: Come out, little one.

(See Evergreen, Xue Jian, etc. (She is very shy. I'll think of something.

(turning to the five poisonous beasts) So many people are looking at me, will you give me a face?

Change, change.

Little guy, don't just save me just because I'm handsome. Have a loving heart and save everyone.

When I was a child, I always broke the clothes my mother sewed for me. I cried when she hit me, but she stopped hitting me. ...

9. It turns out that under the big three yuan is the Thunderbolt Hall. No wonder I lose money by wearing red shorts.

10. She can quit drugs or take drugs. She is really a poisonous potato.

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12. Who asked you to fill your teeth? You think wearing white clothes is a dentist.

13. It's mud. It is so soft. I can't even bite tofu. You want to starve me.

14. Don't think that you are Niu Wangmo with a pair of horns.

15. Xu Changqing, don't you think he is very white? His teeth are white, his eyes are white, his clothes are white and even his shoes are white. By the way, in fact, people in Shushan are very white. It's not bad to make me so white now. I finally got my clothes dirty. You turned me white with a wave of your hand.

16. It's called a sword, and you're still so cheap. You have to follow me. Can you beat me? Wait until you become a man.

17. What sword? You didn't come when you should have. I can't beat others now. Come and save me.

Jing Tian: Why am I dizzy again?

Snow White sees: Just like a pregnant woman, she is always dizzy.

19, Xue Jian to Changqing: marry me, or I will marry you.

20. My name is Jing, Tian.

2 1, Master Bai Tofu: "Disciples are not allowed to enter the Lock Demon Tower."

I often cross my knees and say, "Please expel me from my old school."

Zhao: Do you know how old I am this year?

I don't know how much I have to say when I see Xue.

Zhao: I am 30 years old today. I didn't see it!

Jing Tian: I didn't see it. I really don't see it (it looks 60 years old ...)

23. Snow See: Ah! ! ! ! Now this young lady suddenly feels that this way of jumping into a well to die is not heroic enough! So I'm going back to think of a more heroic way to die and die another day!

23. Jing Tian: I swear, if I don't keep my promise, I won't have a wife and a son ... (If I can't get one, I can get two. My wife gave birth to my son, not me.