Lol classic funny quotations

1, Scorpio: I miss me very much. Too bad you can't see it now. 2. Crow: On the day when the broken arrow was recast, the knight returned.

3. Policewoman: Do you like good policemen? Or a bad COP?

4. Peas: How many do you want?

5. Brand Kegan Rodhe: In the dark, you need a lamp to light the road at night. I burned myself, but it also made you and I can't hold each other anymore.

6, little mage: I am a demon, don't laugh!

7. fallen angels: What was my last life like?

Iron man: It's time to chop them up.

9, big mouth, once upon a time there was a monster, he has been eating, how to eat enough, and finally he ate himself.

10, Scorpio: My stinger won't let you down.

Sivir: Enjoy your last breath.

12, Night Hunter: I was born in darkness and will die in darkness. I want my silver crossbow to end the evil in this world.

13, Monkey: I can somersault 108,000 Li.

14, Blade General: The blade that broke away from my hand has been flying, and I am getting stronger and stronger, just to protect our home, I am waiting for your return!

15, Dead Singer: The song is over, the flowers have gone, and the Iraqis have gone, leaving only a sigh.

I love you: I thought you would never choose me.

17, doomsday: doomsday is coming. Yes, my master. I know you're scared.

18, clockwork: Their voices are so strange.

19, soldier master: I know you were tired when I laid down my weapon. I will watch you leave and light the street lamp at dusk to light your way home.

20. Ling Mai gunner: I really want to shoot something.

Master Yi: My sword is your sword.

22. Bomber: Hum! That only means that you are a soft egg and nothing else!

23. Dog Head: Even angels dare not set foot here.

Berserker: My axe has been thirsty for a long time!

25, blade shadow: sword and shadow, heart of stone, only you know that I am still so fragile and sentimental under the hidden fog.

26. The Times Guardian: What is the dream?

I don't have a brain, but soon you don't either.

28.EZ: A handsome guy like me is the protagonist in other games.

29. Blaster: Try the big guy!

Leona: Don't stare at others so directly.

3 1, steel ambassador: Why did you laugh at me for taking the hammer shield? I won't be hurt when you are here, but you don't know that it is you who hurt me.

Carter: Give me a break. I seem a little dizzy.

The Crystal Vanguard: You've always been afraid of my thorns. Don't be afraid. Let me draw you to me with my thorn.

34. barbarian king: My broadsword has long been thirsty.

35. Bear: Where is Annie's bear? How should I know? Crying child!

36. Planck: Hey, you scared me!

37. Wandering mage: Let's go, let's go!

38, Wind Girl: As long as 998, it will make you breathless.

Grandmaster: I didn't expect to come back again.

40. I don't have a brain, but you won't have one soon!

4 1, Prince De Marcia: My life has established my position and has all my brilliance and infinite strength. I prefer being with you!

42. Barrel: There has never been such a situation when drinking, but I accidentally spilled the wine!

43. Master Yi: I have been rushing forward and shuttling through the crowd, trying to make the overwhelming scenery make my thoughts of you disappear.

44. Airplane: Many people like to masturbate, which is unfair to airplanes!

45. Metal Master: That's what you need, fool.

46. Another body in the gutter.

47. Bing Bing: I can shoot very accurately. Would you like to have a try?

48. Mondo: Mondo, go where you want to go. Mondo, stop.

49. Twisted Fate: Every card is thinking of you. I won all the bets, but I can't win back your love.

50. Fire Man: The world will disappear in flames.

5 1, Ainevia: Stupid and naive.

Planck: I don't have weak feet, mud legs!

Captain: Dog leg, I'm not weak yet.

Policewoman: Sorry, kid, I left my leather gloves at home.

55. Englishman: Bones are just poor substitutes.

56. Blade of Exile: Even if the road ahead is confused, even if I live far apart, even if the blade in my hand is broken, it can't stop me from finding your way.

57. Daughter of Darkness: I'm always so worried about you. Will you always become it and stay with me?

58.Doom: I don't have too many complaints. Crows all over the sky are my friends. That's enough.

59. Card: What? Looking for my fortune telling? I don't know anything about tarot cards.

60. Isoriel: It's time to show real skills!

6 1, Dawn: The sun rises as usual, rain or shine.

62. Witchcraft enchantress: When the black rose blooms quietly, who can understand my heart except the mirror?

63. Aircraft: Ace pilots applied for participation in the war.

64. Ash: Would you like a drink?

65. bloodsucking is expensive: something has flowed out.

66. Bloody Hunter: Anemic sister is my favorite.

Suo Laka: Let me lead you to victory.

Wen Jia: Bring the rest of your team. I will wait for you here.

69. For you, death is not the end. Because you will always be a part of me!

Fourth Brother: Your head is so deformed that I can't even use your skull.

Annie: Do you want to play? It was fun!

72. Prince: Who dares to go against my will?

73. I will make you feel better.

74, small gun: small gunner, no trouble. Sit and watch fireworks float on the battlefield.

75. fallen angels: Some people say that they were angels with broken wings in their last life, but what was my last life?

76. Raven: When the broken arrow is rebuilt, when the knight returns!

77. Metal Master: I know the pain all over my body. I have no choice but to leave with your soul!

78. Bounty: I have two guns, one is called shooting, and the other is called ah ~ How about it? Do you like it?

79. Witch: It's time to perform magic. Black roses will bloom again.

80. Wukong: The essence is what is most important.

Master Yi: My sword is your sword.

82. Kucher: Now I have reached the limit!

Fourth Brother: Let me sing an elegy for your death.

Kayle The Judicator: Who took my hearthstone?

85, ominous blade: only a quick rotation can stop my tears and forget your appearance.

86. Blind monk: I blindfolded myself and just wanted to remember one last look at you. I was blindfolded, just to recall the lost beauty.

The Monkey King: Summoner, we can leave the mouse and wait for victory!

88. Smart girl: I will always remember the agreement between you and me. The bright beams are all bright for you.

89. Bloodthirsty Hunter: I can smell the enemy in the air. I have tried very hard, but why can't I find your trace!

90. Counselor: Please be less. Are you wearing my crutches?

9 1, Ka: What? Looking for my fortune telling? Stop joking. I don't know any tarot cards.

92. Dragon Turtle: The creature I hate most is the blue hedgehog, because I can't outrun him.

93. Twilight Eye: I really want to be with you, but you won't allow me. It doesn't matter. When you need help, I will still be there.

94. Stone Man: Rock-solid.

95. Debon manager: They all say that I am a strange person wearing oriental armor, but I just want to stand in the front and protect my friends with my pike.

Quick scout: I planted mushrooms all the way to let you know the way home.

Snow Bean: When the crystal arrow shoots at you, please don't be afraid, just to stop you for a while so that I can catch up with you.

98. Fire Woman: Are you coming to play? It was fun.

Planck: I want to be good friends with you!

100, Alista: Nothing can repel me!

10 1, Zhao Xin: A chrysanthemum arrived first, and then a gun came out like a dragon. The pike is here and the chrysanthemum is here.

102, King of Barbarians: Summoner, what was your most brilliant moment? Is it WCG? My greatest moment is when I have big moves.

103, blind monk: control the enemy, control yourself.

104, Undead: Strictly speaking, I am already dead.

105, Galen: He's here.

106, Furious Heart: My love for you is like lightning, fierce and fierce, and darts are my thoughts of you.

Fizz the Tidal Trickster: I come from the deep sea. I have no friends. Nobody plays with me. Only the big shark is my friend. Do you want to play?

Troll: I can bet you that I can hit the enemy's hot springs from our hot springs with a stick.

109, Bao Xiao: I want to shoot something.

1 10 crocodile: who is the next piece of meat on the chopping block?

Crocodile: Fat meat and lean meat are good meat.

1 12, Galen: Let's finish it quickly, my head is a little dizzy.

1 13, Teemo: I'm going to explore the road.

1 14, Cogas: Summoner, your demons are ready to move!

1 15, ice crystal phoenix: the snow and ice all over the sky froze my heart, but it could not freeze the justice in my heart. I am willing to use my cold body to freeze the evil in this world.

1 16, Mummy funeral: I woke up, but I don't remember anything. I feel horrible. I wrapped my body and cried alone in the dark.

1 17, Papa Bear: Meet the storm!

1 18, Zhao Xin: Even if the enemy is outnumbered, Mojiang can take the head of the enemy general from the army!

Blade master: More eyes are needed to see more clearly.

120, Dog Head: Death Sacrifice is about to begin, and your internal organs will be used for divination!

Maud Caesar: Just click on it, fool!

122, Casadin: Try again.

123, widow maker: screaming or something, favorite.

124, Good Luck Sister: Shut your mouth, boy, or you will lie on the ground and wait for rebirth.

C: Come on, beauty.

126, plane: basic feelings are burning!

127, dog head: life and death are endless, we give birth to them and die.

128, Annie: You are so sharp. You are ashamed to lose to the little girl.

129, undead: don't do 2 again!

130, barbarian king: My broadsword has long been thirsty.

13 1, extrajudicial fanatic: desperate to follow your footsteps, but unwilling to be teased by fate, it always keeps you and me thousands of miles apart.

132, Manager Bond: A little cold mountain arrived first, and then the gun was like a dragon.

Planck: Have fun in the deep sea, landlubber!

134, Kog 'Maw the Mouth of the Abyss: I also hope that on the day when I become a butterfly, I will no longer be devastated and miserable, and I will never let my ugly appearance scare you again.

135, alchemist: makes you dizzy.

136, Widow Maker: Things have changed, but I'm still wearing a wedding dress, looking for you in the dark.

137, Stone Man: I jumped out of a stone, too. Why not a monkey?

138, alchemy: staggering, shaking or not shaking is a problem.

139, glory: favorite battle plan.

140. Bounty: Are you sure you can catch me?

14 1, mouth: it's time to eat.

142, Nightmare: Are you my nightmare? I am your nightmare!

143, Dr. Mundo the Madman of Zaun: I can go wherever I want, but I just want to walk into your heart.

144, Busy Monk: Use my hands to make your dream come true.

145, crocodile: nereus will not escape from me forever.

146, the evil wizard's: Death will tremble because of my appearance.

147, metal: one key is enough, idiot!

148, barbarian king: This will be a massacre!

149, dog head: Your body will slowly dissipate and become eternal! Like sand in the desert.

150, Time and Space: Do you know that I fell asleep while traveling in time and space? What's your name? What is the dream?

15 1, Mailin gunner: a small gunner, rarely disturbed, sitting and watching fireworks float. Did you fall? Did you have a breakdown?

152, Rammus: I put on my armor and stand in front of you. Qian Qian's worry is reduced to one sentence: Be careful.

153, Monkey: Summoner, we can put down the mouse and wait for victory.

154, plane: I'm going to the limit.

155, Son of Darkness: Have you seen my little bear?

156, arrow of punishment: you fell into hell, your body was covered with evil forces, and your face was corroded by dark toxins. Everything, just for your revenge.

157, Mondo: Hey, Mondo thought you were an old lady.

158, werewolf: Don't run, sweetheart.

159, Debon manager: pike in place, gun like a dragon.

160 predator: are you afraid? Summoner? Good luck sister: I always shoot first!

16 1, Taric: You like purity, so I made a jewel to make armor, but you can't be reflected in the shining light.

162, Maud Caesar Evelyn: It never rains but it pours.

163, widow: It takes a lot of effort to walk like this in high heels.

164, Sivir: You can do without a brain. Why bother?

Lol league of legends funny quotations

1, dog head: life and death are endless, we give birth to them and die. 2. barbarian king: My broadsword is thirsty.

3. King of Barbarians: Summoner, what was your most glorious moment? Is it WCG? My greatest moment is when I have big moves.

Troll: I can bet you that I can hit the enemy's hot springs from our hot springs with a stick.

5. Maud Caesar: Click it, fool!

6. Son of Darkness: Have you seen my little bear?

7. I don't have a brain, but you won't have one soon!

The Crystal Vanguard: You've always been afraid of my thorns. Don't be afraid. Let me draw you to me with my thorn.

9. Mondo: Hey, Mondo thinks you are an old lady.

10, Mourning Mummy: I woke up, but I don't remember anything. I feel horrible. I wrapped my body and cried alone in the dark.

1 1, Monkey: Summoner, we can put down the mouse and wait for victory.

12, blade will: the blade that has been separated from my hand has been flying, and I am getting stronger and stronger, just to protect our home, I am waiting for your return!

13, airplane: Many people like masturbation, which is unfair to airplanes!

14, Prince: Who dares to disobey my will?

15, Undead: Strictly speaking, I am already dead.

16, werewolf: Don't run, sweetheart.

Dr. Mundo the Madman of Zaun: I can go wherever I want, but I just want to walk into your heart.

18, Dog Head: Even angels dare not set foot here.

19, plane: I'm going to the limit.

Policewoman: Sorry, boy, I left my leather gloves at home.

2 1, Bloody Hunter: the favorite of anemic girls.

22. Scorpio: miss the past. I'm cute. Too bad you can't see it now.

Smart girl: I will always remember the agreement between you and me. The bright beams are all bright for you.

24. Time and Space: Do you know that I fell asleep while traveling in time and space? What's your name? What is the dream?

25. Debon manager: They all say that I am a strange person wearing oriental armor, but I just want to stand in the front and protect my friends with my pike.

Berserker: My axe has been thirsty for a long time!

27. Big mouth: It's time to eat.

I don't have a brain, but soon you don't either.

29. Metal: One button is enough, idiot!

30. Englishman: Bones are just poor substitutes.

3 1, the evil little wizard's: Death will tremble because of my appearance.

32. Extralegal fanatic: Despair for the end of the world, just to follow your footsteps, but don't want fate to play tricks on you, always leaving you and me thousands of miles apart.

33. Metal Master: I know the pain all over my body. I have no choice but to leave with your soul!

34. Crow: On the day when the broken arrow was recast, the knight returned.

35. Crocodile: Fat meat and lean meat are good meat.

Brand Kegan Rodhe: In the dark, you need a lamp to light the road at night. I burned myself, but it also made you and I can't hold each other anymore.

37. Another body in the gutter.

38.Doom: I don't have too many complaints. Crows all over the sky are my friends. That's enough.

Master Yi: My sword is your sword.

Snow Bean: When the crystal arrow shoots at you, please don't be afraid, just to stop you for a while so that I can catch up with you.

4 1, Annie: You are so sharp. You are ashamed to lose to that little girl.

Grandmaster: I didn't expect to come back again.

43. Blind Monk: Control the enemy and control yourself.

44. Metal Master: This is what you need, fool.

I love you: I thought you would never choose me.

46, Wind Girl: As long as 998, it will make you breathless.

47. Fire Woman: Are you coming to play? It was fun.

Master Yi: My sword is your sword.

49. Bomber: Hum! That only means that you are a soft egg and nothing else!

50. Blind monk: I blindfolded myself and just wanted to remember one last look at you. I was blindfolded, just to recall the lost beauty.

5 1, Suo Laka: Let me lead you to victory.

Crocodile: nereus will not always run away from me.

53. Sivir: You can do without a brain. Why bother?

54. Wandering mage: Let's go, let's go!

55. I will make you feel better.

Barbarian King: This will be a massacre!

57. Mondo: Mondo, go where you want to go. Mondo, stop.

58. Twilight Eye: I really want to be with you, but you won't allow me. It doesn't matter. When you need help, I will still be there.

Lol, a classic funny quotation.

Lol, a classic funny quotation.

1. Ducks can't fly and can't fly all the time, although they have wings.

Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

3, funny quotations-love is just pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely.

When I paid the phone bill, I found that my words were valuable.

After a long time, someone accidentally touched me, and I was still crying.

6, half smiling face, half tears, you only see my brother's cross section.

7. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

8. I have to admire my female friend for wearing shorts in such a cold day.

9. In your heart, Russia will always be a clown, and your love for Russia is great.

10, the days of subversion have made me day and night.

1 1, I see the world is colorful, because I brought makeup contact lenses.

12, the most beautiful thing is not the face, but the eyes that make you move.

13, people's life, waiting for a while is full of pits.

14, if the sky is affectionate, it will die early. Live great and die under flowers.

15. Nowadays people follow the trend and like to cover their mouths with deodorant socks.

16, I am sorry I didn't come to your wedding. I will definitely come next time.

17. If you make chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely.

18, I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.

19, the most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people are hitting on him every day.

Riding a broom makes you feel like Harry Potter.

2 1, I suddenly found that I hadn't studied it during the exam.

22. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

23. Many people think they are thinking when rearranging their prejudices.

24. The flowers on Naihe Bridge witnessed the prosperity of who and who.

25. Don't use the "honey trap" on me, or I will accompany you.

26. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

27, to play all over the world soy sauce, let others envy.

28. There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

29. If I go down one day, remember that I will come up for you.

30. I enjoy a moment's blank in my mind every day, and my thoughts are relatively simple.

3 1, goods have a shelf life, and people are sometimes tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

32. I am unknown in the world, and you turn all beings upside down in the vegetable market.

33. Funny Quotations: Respond to your provocation with my most handsome posture.

34. I didn't miss it, only when it was wrong.

35. Who said I was fat and I was in a hurry? I'm just a little swollen.

If you go first, don't blame me for turning my back on you.

37. Teachers always like to say: Students, please look at me.

38, I want to be an ant, just for a grain of rice can be happy for half a year.

39. You go home by wind, and I will chase you by somersault cloud.

40. Look at you dressed like a condolence girl who was eliminated from the second stop.

4 1. If it is wrong to have money, I would rather make the same mistake again.

42. The end of the world is coming. There is one thing I have never told you. In fact, I am Altman.

43. Spending money is as simple as shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit.

44. Money is nothing but paper. Spending is money. If you burn it, it is paper money.

45. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

Lol classic quotations are funny

Lol classic quotations are funny

1, women are tools to make human beings, and men are human beings who use tools.

2, I don't know why, I just like my brother's woman!

3. Try gold with fire, women with gold and men with women.

4. Crazy people with mental disorders are not terrible. What's terrible is a madman in his right mind.

My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I didn't have a chance to interrupt her.

6. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

7. If you love several people at the same time, you are young; If you only love one person, then you are old; If you don't love anyone, you have been born again.

8. When I am dead, I have something to burn, little things to arouse my soul, and big things to dig my grave.

9. Girls are like moon cakes in Mid-Autumn Festival. After fifteen nights, they are worthless.

10, you planted a girlfriend in the back hill in spring, and you are cuckolded everywhere in autumn!

1 1, life is like shit, sometimes you work hard and come out with nothing but fart.

12, the three most painful things for men: being caught by a lover to accompany his wife to buy food; Caught by his wife shopping with sympathizers; Trapped in an alley by his wife and lover at the same time.

13, there are no birds during the day, and the birds are fine at night.

14. If you don't fall asleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.

15, there are two kinds of men, one is lascivious and the other is very lascivious; There are two kinds of women, one is pretending to be pure, and the other is pretending to be impure.

16, I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.

17, don't hang yourself on a tree, try to die on several trees several times, and you will die completely.

18, I am too pure, my purity is shameless!

19, I have been in contact with people for a long time, and I like dogs more and more. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

20. If you want to lose, you will lose to the pursuit. If you want to marry, marry happiness.

2 1, hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like fire and smoke.

22. Life is too short to be sexy.

23. After the summer of youth, who can remember which year it was?

24. It's not who can't live without who, but who can't let go of who.

25. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

26. Brothels are full because people are lonely.

27. If the world is not dirty, how can it be sad?

I can give up my choice, but I can't choose to give up.

29. I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.

30, the world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?

3 1, I prefer Naruto, because when I die, a village of Japanese will die.

Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning.

Love your neighbor wholeheartedly, but don't let her husband know.

34. Save water and try to take a bath with your girlfriend.

35. People are different from dogs because of all kinds of red flowers.

36. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil. It is difficult for rich people to have no money.

37. It is better to spend money than to spend it.

38. Men look at their wrists and women look at their faces.

39. People don't know how good it is to taste water without knowing its depth.

40. Hey, have fun, think about it and applaud.

4 1, really not as good as a red envelope, feelings are just sexual needs.

42. Look down on life and death and do it if you don't accept it.

43. I am ugly, so you should be patient.

44. The long road of life has been lost.

45. If you abolish my present, I will abolish your future.

46. I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious.

47. Don't run amok when you are young. What can you say when you are old?

48. A woman can't see through her heart because her breasts are too thick.

When I took out the fly swatter, all the mosquitoes were silent.

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.

5 1, if you see me, prove that you have seen a ghost.

52. Elder sister, I estimate that Nu Wa must have poured three catties of iron on your face when she gave birth.

53. The right way in the world is vicissitudes of life, so don't be too arrogant.

54. You are like a nine-day fairy, but your face hits the ground first.

55. The wind is fine. It messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

56. How are you doing now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

57. Old people can't fight, children can't fight, women can't fight, and men fight to the death.

God gave me ten fingers, but I dug my nose with them.

59. Don't think you are a gourd doll.

60. Yes, playing dumb is one of my great pleasures. If you think it's true, I'll pretend to be you.

6 1. How big your life is, how much homework you have.

It took me a long time to buy a mobile phone, and I realized that my words were so valuable.

63. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

64. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife!

65. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

66. Since ancient times, there is no shit in life, and every day makes you healthy.

When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.

68. I am excited to go home from work, lie in bed after a shower and wait for my girlfriend to come home. I am elated. Half an hour later, the courier called: Sorry, brother, I sent your goods by mistake, and I will bring them back to you tomorrow.

69. "What do you want to discount most in the mall?" "I want to discount my girlfriend's leg most."

70. The difference between Xueba and Xuezha: Xueba: "I went to the exam!" Scum: "I'll go! Exam! " Xueba: "I finished the exam!" " "Scum:" Shit! It's over!