Who can have a few jokes?

Man: Come with me, old woman. Don't embarrass me.

Woman: Don't worry, old man, I'm not like that.

Man: Don't brag, old woman. Just follow others.

Woman: (white) 30 cents? You treat me so cheap, you want three dollars and five dollars.

This is a "ladle handle", and the following is the text. "A" stands for beggar and "B" stands for shopkeeper. Here are some words for reference. Their words are as follows:

A: (Count) Come to the street. One street and two lanes are easy to do business. There are also purchases and sales, and Lili Lala hangs signs. Gold signs, silver signs, big manned made a fortune. You make a fortune, I get honor, you eat cake, I drink soup. (After flattery) One worships the monarch, one worships the minister, and the other worships a large number of shopkeepers. There are a lot of people, big and wide, and Liu Bei sits surprisingly much. Surprisingly, Liu Bei of the Han Dynasty was saved by three thousand years old. The man was tall and big, with a black beard and a broken bridge. Xiahou Jie, when he fell from his horse, Cao Cao was scared when he saw it.

B: (White) You don't want my business.

A: (Number) I'm not a fool and I'm not ashamed. I want any business. As long as you have a font size of three, I will get that fool.

(White) I run a coffin shop here.

A: (a few) Step on the bamboo board and come to the coffin shop. Your coffin is really nice. Buy one and get one free.

B: (White) There is no such delivery.

A: (continued) Your coffin is really nice. One is big and the other is small. I can't run away from the dead, and I can't stand living.

B: (White) I'm in the kerosene factory. -

A: (a few) playing bamboo board jingle, I came to kerosene village. There is so much kerosene in the shopkeeper that I don't care if I drink it. The fool was a little unconvinced and took a sip, which was not the taste. Big boss, believe it or not, there must be a funeral after drinking kerosene.

B: I'm not a kerosene shop, but a barber shop.

A: (a few) hit the bamboo board and rushed forward. Now we are at the barber shop. I will worship Luo Zu first, and then you. You are a good apprentice of Luo Zu. Men shave left, women shave right, and monks and Taoists shave back and forth. Shave first and then sweep your eyebrows. After shaving, I hit a five-flower hammer. You hit your shoulder, then your back. This is called hypnosis.

I am in the noodle restaurant.

A: (a few) took the bamboo board and came to the noodle restaurant. Playing with a broadsword on the cutting surface is needed for the birthday full moon. If you want to say noodles, another egg comes out, roll a large piece, cut a line, cook it in a pot and put it in a bowl with lotus petals. One person eats half a catty, three people eat half a catty, and the big shopkeeper does the math, but he's really an asshole.

B: This is the bathhouse.

A: (a few) playing bamboo board jingle, I came to the bathhouse. Your bathhouse is really sanitary. It's really boiled water and sugar frozen into ice.

B: What?

A: (White) Wrong! Crosstalk!

B: And a bathhouse.

A: (Counting) Your bathhouse is really sanitary, and the pool is deep and clean. Take a shower first, then rub your back. There is a towel quilt after washing. The towel quilt is really strong and can't be wrapped around your head.

B: I sell popsicles this time.

A: (Counting) Playing bamboo boards is really interesting. The shopkeeper sells popsicles. Your popsicle is really sanitary. It's really ice frozen with boiling water and sugar. Make tea after eating popsicles, and you will definitely have diarrhea after drinking it!

B: How many treasures did you count?

A: (Counting) I wanted to say "Bao Jing" but I lost "Bao Zi". I wonder if I can find it well. Qin Da, Deng Zhou for three times, Gao Junbao for Nantang ... Guan Dongcheng Sanbao, Ginseng Mink Wucao; Baoding government's three treasures, iron ball noodle sauce is not old; There are three treasures of Tianjinwei, Bell and Drum Tower Castle Bell ... There are three treasures for fools, and there are many lice.

B: You've been asking for it for a long time. I'm not the owner.

A: Push in and push out. You are the boss. If I had known it was so difficult to ask for money, I might as well go home and farm. If I had known it was so difficult to ask for money, I might as well go home and pick up shit. Picking up shit tastes bad, so I learned to count treasures.

B: If you don't leave, I'll break in!

A: (Counting) Hey, Li Lihua, the big shopkeeper plugged in the door. Plug in the door at night to prevent thieves. What do you do during the day? The shopkeeper plugged in the door, and someone died in your house!