The complete script of the sketch "Super Detective"

Assistant's assistants carefully observe the tables and chairs. Assistant AB is standing by, and Assistant A is holding a book. )

Detective: (walking towards the middle) What happened? How's it going?

Assistant A: (Opening the book to the detective) You see, we analyzed it by technical means. Theoretically, the modus operandi of "2 1 1" is very similar, and the murderers of the two cases should be the same person.

Detective: Hmm ... (thinking) What about in practice?

Assistant B: (with a confident face) Actually (pause, look up) I don't know.

Detective: (pushing assistant) What are you doing? (Loudly) Huh? So what do we do now? (Angry)

Assistant A: If it really doesn't work, (putting on a face) then you'll have to hire a super detective.

Play the music "The Famous Detective コナンメィンテーマ"

Detective: Oh, two detectives, two detectives, you finally came (laughs). I'm the only one left here, (scanning assistant) others, (pointing to the back) evacuate.

(Assistant B strikes the table when she leaves)

Detective a: (looking at assistant b after the whole journey) hey! (Assistant and Assistant's assistant stop to see Detective A, and Detective A approaches Assistant B) What's wrong with you! (Assistant B looks at the table just shot) Still shooting! (Pointing at them with a pen) Can we leave the scene like this? That won't ruin the scene! (Pointing at the desk and chair with a pen) The most important thing in solving a case is to protect the scene! (refers to Assistant B, Assistant B nods) Amateur! (Looking back and cutting my hand, I went to the desk where the water bottle was placed and felt for it, trying to catch it. The water bottle fell to the ground, and Detective A looked up at Detective B)

Detective B: Blind! Didn't you see such a big thing?

Detective a: (looking back, the assistants don't look straight) so ... well, pick up two pieces and go ... see if there are any fingerprints. So ... boss, how are we doing in this situation? (walking towards the inspector)

Detective: We are very upset now (notebook in hand). The deceased (hands open, brows locked, watching the audience) died strangely at home. The strangest thing is that there are no signs of tampering with the doors and windows. How can a case be so strange?

Detective B: (Pointing at the air with a pen in his hand) An acquaintance commits a crime.

Detective: Yes! (Looking at the detective) Why didn't I think of that before? Two detectives, (looking at the detectives) How did they commit the crime?

Detective b: ok, I'll give you a brief demonstration of an acquaintance's crime. Come here (to the side of the stage) (clap three hands)

A: Who is it?

It's me, Li Duanang.

Ah, Li Duanang, an old acquaintance! (Open the door)

B: poof! (Stabbed his hand at A and ran to the podium to hide)

A: Ah (right hand holding belly, left hand struggling). Unexpectedly, it was an acquaintance who committed the crime, and I died unsatisfied!

B: (running out) Close the case (high-five with A, dancing) Play the music Detective.

Detective: (eyes wide open in surprise) Stop, stop, stop (AB approaches) Well, detectives, your description just now is very good, but isn't it a little too simple? (The book points to the audience, and the detective looks at the ground and thinks) Because even an acquaintance must have a motive to kill (see the detective)

Detective a: yes.

AB: Yes, yes, we ignored this point (b) and this point (a).

B: (clap your hands three times)

A: Who is it?

It's me, Li Duanang.

Ah, Li Duanang, an old acquaintance! (opens the door) What do you want from me?

It's nothing. Come and see you.

what are you reading?

Look at you!

A: No!

B: poof! (Stabbed his hand at A and ran to the podium to hide)

A: Ah (my right hand is covering my stomach and my left hand is struggling), but I didn't expect it was because my old acquaintance took a look and killed me. I will die unsatisfied!

B: (running out) Close the case (high-five with A, dancing) Play the music Detective.

Detective: (still eyes wide open in surprise) Wait a minute, your analysis just now seems a bit unreasonable!

Detective B: How unreasonable?

Detective: You see, what you just said is what you look at and how you look at it (rough tone). This situation (audience) can only happen in the northeast. The victim is from the south.

B: (Looking up) Southerners. ......

AB: Ignore, ignore this point, got it, got it, got it.

B: (clap your hands three times)

A: it's si, who is sei ~

B: It's me, Li (accent) duang~

A: Wow, Li Duanang, (opens the door) What do you want me to do, Mo ~

It's nothing. I (heavily) look at you ~

A: (turning his head shyly) What are you looking at ~

B: it depends on how heavy you are ~

A: no ~

B: Let you jump in the street, Guy! (Stabbed his hand at A and ran to the podium to hide)

A: Ah (right hand clutching his stomach, left hand struggling), I didn't expect to be an old acquaintance in the south, and then he killed me at a glance. I will die unsatisfied!

B: (running out) Close the case (high-five with A, dancing) Play the music Detective.

Detective: Stop jumping! (AB interrupted, music interrupted) Two detectives, what you just did was unreasonable.

Detective B: How unreasonable?

Detective: According to the neighbor, the deceased had quarreled from the room (watching the audience) before he was assassinated.

Detective b: (clap your hands three times)

A: Who is it?

It's me, Li Duanang.

Ah, Li Duanang, an old acquaintance! (opens the door) What do you want from me?

It's nothing. Come and see you.

what are you reading?

Look at you!

Look at me as if you could solve a math problem for me.

Why, do the problem?

Let's do it. (walks to the table)

B: (reading the script on the desktop) Write a quintic monomial with negative coefficient and the letter X.Y. This monomial can be ......

A: (holding the script) Hey, this question is simple. I will do it first. B: (robbed) I'll go first. A: (grabbing) I'll go first. B: (grabs) me first. A: (grabbing) I'll go first. B: (looks up) Big Brother. A: How?

Do you despise me? I look down on you. Why?

B: poof!

A: (My right hand covers my stomach and my left hand struggles) Unexpectedly, I am an old acquaintance. (speaking faster) look down on him when doing the problem. ...

Detective: (pushes Detective A, interrupts, and A falls)

Why are you pushing me? (speaking very fast)

Detective: Two detectives are coming (calling B with the script).

B: What's the matter?

Detective: (angry) I really can't go on. (motioning with his hand) Your reasoning is totally unreasonable! (spread out his hands)

I have a question (pointing to the audience) that has been bothering me deeply. According to the data, there are two people's sweat on the floor under this dining table!

Detective B: (pen in mouth) When do you sweat?

Detective: I ... when I feel guilty, I sweat.

Detective A: Let's demonstrate.

B: Come on, come on. (walks to the table) Brother, I really envy your good academic performance.

A: Oh, you envy me, and I envy you (pointing to the pen). You usually do your homework so well that you are praised by your teacher every day.

B: Hey, big brother, you envy my usual homework. Did you cheat in the exam?

Answer: (Wipe sweat and play music "What traces?" ) alas, alas, alas, no, no ... no, no. ......

B: Brother, are you guilty?

A: No, there is no (playing music "What trace?" ) .. B: Hehe.

A: I tell you, my attitude towards the thesis can definitely stand the test. I am just like a paper, just like your homework was not done by others.

B: Then you two should (wipe your sweat) ... Nothing. ......

You didn't lie to me, did you? I didn't lie to you, and neither did you ... didn't you lie to me? A: Yes, yes, yes, no problem. (Two people are wiping sweat under the stage and playing music "What are the traces?"? 」)

Detective: (pointing to the ground) Two stalls and two stalls are enough!

AB: That's enough. Let's do the problem. A: I am below. B: (Rob) I'll go first. A: (grabbing) I'll go first. B: (grabs) me first. A: (grabbing) I'll go first. B: (looks up) Big Brother. A: How? Do you despise me? I look down on you. Why? B: poof!

A: (Holding his stomach with his right hand, struggling with his left hand, keeping Zheng Zhe style) Unexpectedly, he was an old acquaintance, and then he did the problem, and then he looked down on him, and then he broke into two pools of sweat, and then he killed me.

B: Big Brother ~ ~ ~ (trills with joy) We're going to solve the case this time-(high-five with A, dancing) Play the music Detective.

Detective: Stop it! (Interrupting immediately) Okay (pointing to A with the script), what, what were you two doing here just now? (The voice is at least one degree higher) Your analysis is completely wrong! (Pointing) You two are the worst detectives I have ever seen! Somebody please.

(Everybody out)

Detective: This case can't be solved. Now I declare this case as an unsolved case and temporarily seal it up. (Inhaling helplessly) Forget it.

Pan junan: yes.

A: Wait a minute! (Hands up) I think there is something fishy about this case. Duang, I still have to trouble you. What would you do if you were the deceased?

If I were the victim ... I got it. (Play music "What are the traces? I want to leave a clue ... to tell the world ... to find the murderer before I die. Yes, you must hold on! B: I want to leave a message (shake hands). A: Put it here. B: this is not suitable. Let's go somewhere else. B: Here you are ... A: Hurry up. It's too late (to uncover the cloth). AB: The murderer is the boss.

Detective: What is a boss?

A: The boss is you!

Detective: No (expression tense) ... How could it be me? (Play music "What are the traces? 」)

B: Not you. What are you nervous about?

Hu Chuxuan: Alas, alas, alas, this sweat (wiping hands on the inspector's head).

Detective: No, no (sweating)

Detective B: Are you guilty? Detective: (wiping sweat) I'm not guilty. So did you lie?

Detective: (sweating) I'm not lying. B: Then you are nervous! Detective: (sweating) No, no, no, I'm not nervous.

A: I'm not nervous. Then why did you kill someone? Detective: I killed someone because of him ... Oh, did you hear that? She said she killed someone! A: Tie it up!

Detective: (pressed by two people) No way! I didn't leave until I watched him die. How can he have time to write?

B: Yes, we wrote it, and just now we played a farce with you. All this is to trick you out! Detective: No, that's unreasonable. Why do you two doubt me? B: There are so many first-class detectives in this city. Why are we the two worst detectives? A: But you never imagined that today, we are uncharacteristic and let this case come to the bottom! B: now I announce! Solve the case! A: Solve the case! Play the music "The Famous Detective コナンメィンテーマ"

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