Whose funny story is the funniest and shortest?

1. Are you in a meeting? Yeah, it's not convenient to talk, is it? Ah, then I said, listen, okay, I miss you. Oh, do you miss me? You were really bad yesterday. Hello. 2. Dialogue between fortune teller and lady: Your life is not good. Why? Because you have a bad omen. Can I take off my bra? No, as soon as you take off the bad omen, there will be two big waves in your life. 3. A psychopath sang in bed, turned over and continued to sing on the pillow. The attending doctor asked him why. Psycho: Fool, of course, you must sing B after singing A.4.. Drunk: Honey, our house is haunted. As soon as I went to the toilet, the light turned on automatically. After urinating, the closing light went out. The wife cursed: You spilled urine in the refrigerator again. The swimming coach is frank and loud. 6. During the lecture, the zipper of the female teacher's pants opened, and a girl stood up to remind: Teacher, your door was not closed! The teacher waved his hand: Anyway, the dean will come to visit in the future. 7. modern beauty oath: confuse the mind of a 60-year-old man, seize the property of a 50-year-old man, split his wife at 40, break his waist at 30, and turn around me at 20! 8. Early the next morning, the bride walked out of the bridal chamber in pain, holding the wall with one hand and covering her nakedness with the other, cursing: liar! What a liar! Before I got married, I said I had thirty years' savings. I thought it was money! 9. Boyfriend and girlfriend sleep in the same room, and the woman draws a clear line: animals cross the line. Woke up and found that the man really didn't cross the line, and the woman slapped the man hard: you are not even as good as an animal! 10. In the shade of the hospital, a couple are hugging and kissing. A doctor saw it and went over to the man and said, "You are so confused. You should put her flat on the ground for artificial respiration. Go away and let me do it. " 1 1. One night, a naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I don't think you can fucking pay for it! 12. Q: Who is the most pitiful person in the world? A: Artillery company cookhouse squad soldiers! Q: Why? A: Take the blame for wearing a green hat and watch others have sex. 13. A fly mother and son are eating. The son frowned and asked his mother, "Mom, why do we eat shit every day?" Mother said, "Don't say such disgusting things when eating, eat while it's hot!" " "14. One day, 0 and 8, 6 and 9 met in the street. 0 disdainfully looked at 8 and said: Fat is fat. Why wear a belt! 6 without looking at 9, he said: Cool is cool, don't stand upside down! 15. Reasons for poor leadership: First, it doesn't matter, like a widow sleeping, there is no one on it; Second, it is unstable, like a prostitute sleeping, the top is always replaced; The third is disunity, like sleeping with a wife, one of our own always engages in one of our own. 16. There is a couple. The first child gave birth to a girl named Zhao Di, the second child was a girl named Youzhao, the third child was a girl named Zaizhao, and the fourth child was a girl. Father was angry and named her "Unique Skill". 17. Dongbagou is very poor: dressing basically depends on spinning; Eating basically depends on the party; Getting rich basically depends on grabbing; Marrying a daughter-in-law basically depends on thought. West eight ditch is relatively poor: communication basically depends on roar; Traffic basically depends on walking; Public security basically depends on dogs; Sex life basically depends on hands. 18. Only those who know how to be comfortable can find people who know how to be relaxed and happy, and those who know how to be free and care can find friends. In this realistic era, I hope to find my heart. ....

Please accept it, thank you!