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"Dad, I want to show me the sword dance."

"Son, your mother has danced ten times."

"Ten times? I remember eight times! "

Ahem, son, you really have a good memory in this respect. "Eight good, eight eight eight, be afraid!" "

"No, eight times is unlucky. I have to watch it five times again. "

Dad's old face is lined with five black lines, silly son, who told you thirteen is an auspicious number!

"Mom, five more dances?" I leaned over to my mother, grabbed his skirt and twisted my body into a twist.

"If you want to fly, your mother's waist will flash!" Mom raised her waist with her hands and stared at me. She flattened her mouth, squeezed her eyes and burst into tears in an instant.

My lacrimal glands are extremely developed.

I pretended not to hear and looked at the cobwebs on the beams.

"Wow, wow, wow, husband, somebody else's waist is broken! I can't use it in the future, and life can't be happy! " My mother spoiled me in vain and suddenly turned and threw herself into my father's arms. Father was unprepared and fell to the ground at once. I thought I heard a broken rib.

My mother rode on my father according to the situation, and I seemed to hear a "crack" again.

Specifically, mother sits on dad's waist.

Well ~ ~ ~ Niang seems to be still twisting her body to be coquettish.

It's over. Dad's eyes are like a beast at the moment. ...

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