Fortune-telling of Daqing Jujube _ Fortune-telling Story of Daqing Jujube

Liu Baorui stand-up comic dialogue "Yellow Cloth Seeds"

Yellow cloth seed stood up, the emperor a clutch this fist:

"Huang, your divination is very spiritual, come on, let you calculate what is in my hand. If it's right, I'll make you an official of the DPRK. Is there something wrong? Let me ask you a charge of cheating you! Count it! "

Lao Huang thought, Oh, how can this be calculated? Ok ... Of course, he's scared, and he's scared in his heart, but he can't show it on his face yet. He has to perform without photos. I thought about it here, and he thought about it. What's he thinking? I thought to myself: What's that in his hand? Oh ... this must be his pearl. I found this pearl, but I'm afraid of losing it again. I can't leave my hand. My hand is not Julie. I took this out in the morning, so don't ask, Pearl, right?

But if he wanted to say "the night pearl", it was wrong to kill him at that time. He's right:

"Long live ..."

He wants to say this sentence "You will enjoy your beloved night pearl in the morning", which is what he just said.

"Long live, early in the morning you ..."

The emperor said; "Ah, yes, it was made in Qing Dynasty ..."

Hey! He's so smart!

As soon as the emperor let go, Lao Huang saw it, and his pigtails stood on end: Oh, boy, old man, thanks to my saying "early morning", it would be troublesome if I said "early morning", this thing! Yo!