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How to satirize people without swearing
Baidu can't find you, try sogou;
May you be fed when you eat and pushed when you walk;
Your three views are right, but your five senses are not;
See your logic?
Do you have a key? Do you deserve it? How much do you have?
What brand of plastic bag are you, easy to take;
Your mother gave you this face just to prevent puppy love;
Every Qingming rain, chrysanthemums send you;
Really creative, really brave to live;
I am a fortune teller. Excuse me, who are you?
You really wasted your parents' time all night;
Actually, you don't hate it, but it's useless;
If you are sick, don't come to me, I'm not a vet;
Please take your belongings and take care of your family.
You are a braised chicken, yellow, stuffy and rubbish;
You are a crayfish, small, deaf and blind;
You are a pickled fish, sour and redundant;
You are just a dish of shredded potatoes, which is both rustic and funny.
You are a lump of pork belly, dirty, flowers and meat;
Brother-in-law, why did you lay eggs?
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