A particularly greasy earthy love story (80 popular words)

"Your courier has arrived. What express train? My wishful thinking. " Love stories with local flavor are generally full of local flavor, and some misunderstandings and troubles disappear in them. What are the stalks of vernacular love stories on the Internet? The following is a collection of "particularly greasy earthy love stories (80 popular words)" for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

? 1. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "

? 2. "You must fail." "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?"

? Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~

? 4. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

? I was born in the south, grew up in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.

? I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

? 7. I was going to wander the Jianghu, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.

? Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

? 9. Do you know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.

? 10. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.

? 1 1. Where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

? 12. Guess what my constellation is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

? 13. Come here. I want to talk to you one day.

? 14. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

? 15. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

? 16. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

? 17. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."

? 18. I just like you, and I mean no harm.

? 19. "You will never see me lonely", "Why" and "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side"

? I don't know how to take care of you in winter.

? 2 1. Do you want to try a new strawberry lipstick?

? 22. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

? 23. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have it."

? 24. "Why do you want to hurt me"? What happened? ""I like you so much. "

? 25. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.

? 26. What is the revolving playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.

? 27. The breeze blows gently, and I like you very much.

? 28. I am less and less like myself now. So what do you look like? Like your husband.

? 29. Mr. Wang's eyes are the brightest stars I have ever seen.

? 30. Silly girl, you know, I don't trust others to take care of you! What if they really take care of them?

? 3 1. I want to touch your heart, just as you touch mine.

? On second thought, I won't keep you. There will be others to praise you, I am not willing. Let me help you up.

? After meeting you, I became so old-fashioned. I wanted to go shopping hand in hand, eat popcorn and watch movies, and go out for a ride with you. But I wasn't like this before. At that time, I always thought I was a runaway wild horse.

? 34. Without you, it's like Regan Noodles without sesame sauce.

? 35. Maybe I really can't fall in love, but I just want to be with you.

? 36. Go to sleep with your dreams and wake up with the desire to see you.

? 37. Falling in love with me means getting married.

? I miss you very much now.

? 39. I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you.

? 40. It is said that people have 206 bones. As soon as I saw you, I had 207.

? 4 1. I want to be your star friend, your top chat, your special attention, your super love, your special attention, your kind heart and your Bai Yueguang, which is a special and important existence for you.

? 42. My worldly desires are you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you and you, you and you.

? 43. People always change, from liking you at the beginning to liking you more later.

? 44. I just want to do four things with you every day-three meals a day.

? 45. When I describe you as cute, I think I should be moved.

? 46. Since I like you, my pH is always less than 7.

? 47. People who really like you will not be hard to please. They won't even be angry with you for long.

? I don't care about the distance. I love mountains and rivers, and mountains and seas can be flat.

? 49. I dreamed that I married you last night, but the dream was the opposite, so you should marry me.

? 50. Can you laugh? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

? 5 1. You are just like Google. You have everything I want.

? 52. If you can't get rich overnight, I can hug you overnight.

? 53. I don't know any odds, I only know how to accompany you.

? 54. Can you stop talking? I can't stop thinking about your voice.

? Are you afraid of trouble? Can you stay with me?

? 56. Talking to you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I am not doing well.

? 57. I will always hold you when I go out, because I have to carry valuables with me.

? 58. I went to burn incense. Any fragrance on the table is wishful thinking for you.

? 59. I made a nucleic acid today, which is very sour and won't make you sad.

? 60. I went to eat noodles today What kind of noodles did I eat? I suddenly want to see you.

? 6 1. I went to walk the dog. What kind of dog do you lick best?

? 62. I saw a field today. What field is as sweet as you?

? 63. I want to take you to the amusement park. I have seen you in some park. You are my destiny takes a hand's love.

? 64. What time is it? You are the starting point of my happiness.

? 65. I am brushing my mobile phone and want to know when I fell in love with you.

? 66. I went out. What door will keep us together forever?

? 67. I went to jiaozi, and I love you dearly.

? 68. Don't ask me what game I went to today. Love you has no ending.

? 69. My name is Sicong, but I'm of no use to you.

? 70. I went to read a book. What book I read loves you beyond words.

? 7 1. I ate a hot dog today. What's your sweet dog, a hot dog?

? 72. I took a screenshot of WeChat. I have another picture of you.

? 73. Have you slept? What did you sleep? I can't sleep without you.

? 74. What have I got? I saw a deer bump into your chest.

? 75. I bought shoes today. What shoes did you buy? You struck a chord with me.

? 76. I went for an infusion today. I missed your night.

? 77. I went to wash the dishes. What bowl did I meet you late?

? 78. I brushed my circle of friends today. What circle did I brush to hold you in my arms?

? 79. I went to play ball today. What kind of ball is your dream?

? 80. I went fishing today. What fish did I catch? I love you until I die.