Humorous jokes

With humorous jokes, we often feel bored in our work and life. We need to add some spices to our life. Let's look at humorous jokes. I collected some articles about humorous jokes. Welcome to reading.

A humorous joke 1

First, if you don't work hard now, you will move bricks on other people's walls in the future.

Second, I haven't kissed for too long, even if I eat a duck tongue, I will feel gentle. If you don't hold hands for too long, you will feel shivering with a pickled chicken feet.

Third, there will always be someone who will love you, your small eyes, low nose, short legs, weight that won't lose and your shameless personality.

Fourth, remember, dear, the good-looking one is called coquetry, and the ugly one is called wild!

5. Go after them if you like, no matter whether they have boyfriends or girlfriends, the team has goalkeepers. The ball will not move in the same way.

Don't think that your girlfriend is idolized, an idolized person has the ability to you, and you are laughing.

Seven, men can't find a girlfriend, but they can only tell fortune. Fortune teller: You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: what about the second half? The fortune teller said: You will get used to it for the rest of your life.

Eight, the TV said that there would be radiation under the pillow, which scared me to turn off the TV and throw away the pillow.

There are three things that young people can't touch: idolization, mahjong and the glory of the king. The more you touch them, the more interesting it is to be alone.

X. I can't afford AA system now. I invented an AAB system. It's your AA. I'm embarrassed to go.

I often see the news that staying up late is harmful, which really scares me to death. I will never watch the news again.

In the past, horses and chariots were slow and letters were far away. I have only loved one person in my life; Now the internet is very fast, and there are many husbands. Anyway, there is no boyfriend.

Thirteen, the right resume, you can get a good job; You don't have to work if you have the right child.

Fourteen, speaking of the advantages of boyfriends, it is summed up in five words: I will pick a girlfriend.

Fifteen, lovers in love will sigh what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives, and married couples will feel what crimes they have committed in their previous lives.

Humorous joke 2 1, a good horse never looks back, so a good horse always goes hungry.

I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years.

I think this bird can't fly across the sea because it doesn't have the courage to cross it. Ten years later, I discovered that it was not the bird that could not fly across the sea, but the other side of the sea, without waiting. ...

4. When a woman cries, a man loses.

The only knife that a woman should practice is the knife that cuts vegetables. For women, this knife method is more useful than any knife method.

6, regret falling in love for four years in college, regret not falling in love for a lifetime in college!

7, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ...

8. You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining now ... You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds ... You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has bloomed ... You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first. ...

9. I like people who are "half-hearted": they have love, confidence and responsibility for me; Talking creatively makes me "satisfied"!

10, when arguing with others, take a step back; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

1 1, women like themselves, men like themselves, poor!

12, mom said people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

13, love my family discount, free all year round!

14, if you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind.

15, a September 1 10 years ago, I was dancing, smiling, carrying a small schoolbag, and walked into the school with a fart, and embarked on a road of no return.

Humorous joke 3 1. When I was a child, I thought that good people were rewarded, but now I know that good people are laughed at.

2. Love makes people strong and weak. Friendship only makes people strong.

You are all going to take the Titanic, but I'm going to take Noah's Ark.

4. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment to realize your dreams, but the process to persist in your dreams!

5. I am just an accident to you; You are my lover.

6, angered me, I ate the map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

7. Some people can't stop loving when they leave, and can't forget when they disappear.

8. You won't know the value of Friday unless you experience Monday's crash.

Love in the name of friendship, so you must learn to endure.

10, not everyone can make waves in my heart.

1 1. Smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

12, love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.

13, when winter comes, people have turned into melons!

14, I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time, and I found that I was normal.

15, I am willing to exchange my life's peach blossom for a right person.