Funny lines of Fan Wei's classic sketches

2. Brother, call if you want!

This is a discussion about diseases among patients. What are you meddling in?

4. Brother, I really smoked!

5. It's fate to turn around and sell for a year! I learned it from a pit, thank you! Horizontal approval is: self-taught!

6. Why not play cards according to the routine?

7. Suddenly the sea is vast, and turning back is the shore.

I can't kill you!

9. I don't tell ordinary people.

10. Fool, then fool!

1 1. Jesus. Earth! Which angel sister gave me this tone!

12.IC, IP, IQ card, tell me all the passwords!

13. Wait ... Wait ... I ... I want to rob you.

14. If you ignore me, I will become a dog.

15. Nothing, it's all in the wine.

16. Alas, it's just ... You think this is ... interesting?

17. Give up the spoon and teach.

18. Dai pleaded guilty.

19. This person stands at different heights, but looks at the problem from different angles!

20. Ignorance, too ignorant, you are old and ignorant! Guess what?

2 1. What is IQ? Give it to me!

22. Marriage is a person's second reincarnation. I didn't vote for your uncle!

23. It is unscientific to look at a woman all her life, and it is easy to see the disease.

24. It's hard for rich people to have no money!

25. This kid is so thoughtful, hurry up … ride the donkey quickly. How can this child do such a small business? I want to do great things!

26. At least I wear glasses. What should I do?

27. If you don't get the favor of lesbians, you will be hurt.

28. I eat carotene and have always been nutritious! Didn't I just see an apple?

29. Isn't this job overbearing?

30. As far as success or failure is concerned, life is heroic, and great ... great people ... start all over again. ...

3 1. If you want to live a decent life, you are not afraid to take some green on your back. Horizontal batch: Ninja Turtles!

32. Is your father big or the city big?

33. Money is a bastard. If not, do it again!

34. You respect me one foot, I respect you one foot, respect other people's personality and set an example!

35. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as long life, and long life is not as good as happiness.

36. Accompany the next meal and finally accompany the gastroptosis. ...

37. Go your own way and make your ex-wife regret it!

38. what I'm ... I'm ... the bodyguard of the general manager of Kaiyuan Victoria Entertainment Plaza!

39. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light that every grain is hard; Climbing up a flight of stairs, I looked up and found it was moonlight.

40. Happiness is: I am hungry, and when I see someone holding a meat bun in his hand, he is happier than me; I was cold, and he was happier than me when I saw someone wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket. I want to go to the toilet. It's just a pit. You are happier than me when you squat there.

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