The funniest joke about the national football team

The funniest jokes about the national football team: Potter, coming back to life, golf, wishing, tragedy.

1, porter

Vietnam is not Vietnam many years ago, and Germany is not Germany in the past. A really strong football team should be very stable. Looking at international football, only the China team can do this, and today's China team or China team. Throughout the world, no team can be as stable as China. Not every kind of milk is called Telunsu, and not every team is called Teneng to lose. China football team, focusing on losing for 30 years. Always imitated, never surpassed, we don't score goals, we are just porters of football.

Step 2 come back to life

Don't spray the national football, the national football is the savior of my buddy. Last year, he had a car accident and became a vegetable. He has been lying in hospital, but he didn't wake up. The doctor said it was hopeless. It was not until the nurse turned on the TV one day last month, which happened to be the national football match, that he got up and turned off the TV.

3. Gao Qiu

C Ronaldo retired and Brazilian football has not recovered for 8 years; Zidane retired and French football 12 did not recover; Baggio retired, and Italian football did not slow down on 16; Cruyff retired, and Dutch football has not slowed down for more than 20 years; Puskas retired, and Hungarian football has not recovered for more than 30 years; Golf retired, and China football has not recovered for more than 1000 years.

Step 4 hope

The Buddha said that one of people's wishes can be realized, so some people said, can the house price be low enough for everyone to live in? The Buddha was silent. Another person asked, can you let China football enter the World Cup? Buddha said with a smile, let's talk about house prices.

5. tragedy

Due to the turmoil in Syria, the national team's preparation level has also been greatly reduced. Before the game, until June 4th, 2022, 10, the Syrian team that arrived in Xi 'an didn't even complete the list of 23 players, only 18 players came. On the way to China, in order to save money, the Syrian team traveled all the way to Lebanon, Qatar and Beijing, and finally arrived in Xi 'an, which had a great impact on travel consumption. In the face of such a weak team, the national football team succeeded 0: 1 lost.