Maybe you really don't know what "sissy" is!

It's going to rain, my mother is getting married, and it's raining outside the window, so I can only shoot the breeze at home!

It is said that the word "Nianpao" has become popular again recently, and it has a tendency to become a culture.

I'm not an insider, and I don't care about things in the circle. I want to talk about this star, many of whom I don't know. Let's talk about culture

The word "Nianpao" is not a high-level vocabulary, but it has a long history.

A rough look at historical materials should first appear in the "Records of Firearms of Daming Ministry of War". Is it the earliest? You can check it ~

According to records, in the fifteenth year of Wanli, the Daming Navy was attacked by Portuguese pirates while cruising in the South China Sea. So the two sides squared up and fought hard.

SHEN WOO, the navy of Daming, wiped out Portuguese pirates. When collecting booty, a kind of gun that had never been seen before was found on the abandoned pirate warship. At that time, the head of the navy felt that the cannon was full of spirit, so he ordered people to pull it to Beijing and give it to Emperor Wanli.

Needless to say, Ministry of War officials have come to the conclusion after repeated tests that this kind of gun has great power, amazing power, fast firing speed and long range, far exceeding our "tiger crouching gun". Finally, give the emperor a hint: it is recommended to copy!

Emperor Wanli was still young at that time. He had just brought down Zhang and was full of energy, so he approved it with a wave of his hand: on the same day, he ordered the battalion to call craftsmen to copy it.

This gun is the famous "Red Gun" in history, also called "Red Yi Gun", which is commonly known as "Red Mao Gun" among the people.

Although imitation is much simpler than creation, it is also somewhat difficult. It is said that the person in charge of making guns opened it and was dumbfounded at once. He said the gun didn't look complicated, and he never thought of opening so many parts inside. I have no experience in this field. Let's try to build ten doors first, for fear that it will be wasted.

China people may not be able to do anything else, but there is nothing to say about their imitation ability. You see, as long as something new comes out in the world, it doesn't matter if there is no technology. Buy one and study it. I'll make you a new one in ten days and a half. Needless to say, imitation is often better than originality. You have to accept it.

At that time, Daming's firearms technology was always in the leading position in the world, and he had experience in imitating firearms such as "Buddha Ji Lang", so within half a year, this kind of "red cannon" was also made.

What if we get it out? Check the gun!

It's not that simple. Artillery, a large weapon, was a symbol of the gods in ancient times. At that time, the technology was not developed, and there was often the risk of explosion. It's common to kill one's own people with homemade guns.

What shall we do? Feudal superstition will come into play at this time. At that time, everyone thought that asking for the protection of the gods before the gun test was asking the gun god to fall from the sky and bless the gun to only blow up the enemy and not himself.

So, everyone invited a Taoist priest to make a ceremony for these ten new guns, invited a cannon god for each gun, and named themselves, such as Zhenyuan, Zhenshan and Tiewei, and were finally awarded the honorary title of general.

So in ancient times, artillery was a god-fearing thing. You can't always be like Li Yunlong, "Second Battalion Commander, where's your fucking Italian gun?" ? Pull it up! "This is disrespect for the cannon god. Second Battalion Commander, where is our Italian general Cannon? "Please come up quickly!"

I invited the gods, named them, sealed the honor, and calmed the gunners down. Next, it's time to test the guns.

On that day (it is said that it was an auspicious day of the zodiac, specially selected by people who invited Qin), ten new guns were pulled to the suburban shooting range and fired one by one.

The first nine cannons were all a little loud, powerful and resounding all over the world. But when it was the turn of the last XX, the cannon rang for a long time without ringing.

I don't know what this gun is called. Everyone can play at will, whether it's "Lu Han" or "extraordinary", and sit in the right place.

The failure of the gun frightened the craftsmen who made it. They say ten shots and nine doors ring, which is high enough. Why are you still afraid?

Because some important projects at that time were to engrave the names of craftsmen, such as city walls, city gate bricks and cannons, so that someone would find something wrong. The first nine doors are ringing, but your last door is silent. Do you think this gunner can be afraid?

Since it doesn't ring, we should check it. It is said that craftsmen are preparing to go there and see what is going on. The gun actually rang, only to hear "Duang". The shell only flew half a meter, but it hasn't exploded yet. Seeing this power can hurt people's feet.

So, laparotomy, repeated examination, laparotomy.

This is no fucking problem! This gun has no deviation from the first nine, but why is it so soft?

The ancients were very wise, and since there were no technical problems, ghosts and gods were to be blamed, so everyone invited a famous fortune teller in Beijing to have a look.

The fortune teller is great. As soon as I heard it, I knew a general idea: it must be the cannon god. I saw that he walked to the front of ten cannons, his eyes closed, and he was lucky enough to open his eyes. He glanced around and suddenly smiled: I see, that's the problem!

Everyone is anxious to ask, "What's the problem, sir?"

The fortune teller smiled, not beautiful! He said that the other nine cannons were all right because the male gunner was invited when God was invited, but this XX cannon somehow invited an empress in the sky. Think about it, can a queen not be angry if you let her stand here naked and have sex with you? It's okay this time. She just taught you a lesson, softened it, and it will break out next time.

Everyone was shocked: "that ... what should we do!" "

Fortune teller: "So-so, so-so, definitely nothing!" " "

So, not long after, with the special approval of Emperor Wanli, this XX General Gun was renamed XX Niangniang Gun. When you go out, you need to cover yourself with red Shameng, paint rouge on the muzzle, hang spices on the gun barrel, and tie a pink ribbon on the gun car. Soon I tried the gun again, and sure enough, a little fire rang. Although the distance is not far, there is still a little bend, but it finally rings.

Finally, after discussion by the Ministry of War, a notice was posted in the Ji Shen camp:

Don't worry when you meet a bitch! Moreover, providing good rouge and gauze clothing every day or more can ensure the safety of the battlefield. You will make the best use of it, and you must not delay the fighter!

After the Qing army entered the customs, it seized this Niangniang gun and gave it to Agege. Will I talk nonsense?