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Humorous sentences describing oneself as poor (52 sentences)

Humorous sentences describing oneself as poor (I) 1. In life, some people always live with a sad face. Who do you want to frighten to death, or who can you frighten to death? You just have to find it difficult for yourself.

What I smoke depends on what cigarette butts others throw.

Facts have proved that lack of money and love are the most difficult things in this world. ...

4. Everyone said: Let nature take its course, well, can you settle down if you have no money? That's hard to move!

5. wealth has no roots, poverty has no seedlings. Poverty can't be bullied, and wealth can't be trusted.

6. Protect three zeros with a 6-digit password.

7. The less money you have, the more you want to spend. In the past two months, you have to eat dirt.

8. Half a year of bran and half a year of food, famine.

9. My wallet didn't meet expectations. I have no confidence in speaking. Compared with last year, the next two months are too hard, tired and broken, so desperate.

10. There are no chickens pecking at rice during the day and no mice eating food at night.

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12. I sold my ideal and replaced it with daily necessities.

13. I caught a rose and thought there would be sincere love, but I didn't expect to spend it every day.

14. Don't arm yourself in a secular way, you will be acclimatized.

15. Please help me order a lot.

16. We agreed to grow old together, so dye a cream!

17. Thin land leads to dung, while poor people lead to anger.

Humorous sentences describing one's poverty (Chapter II) 18. Don't dare to bring symbols when typing, for fear of wasting traffic.

19. Who said I was poor? I am just a price-sensitive consumer.

20. Friends think you are too poor to eat, but family members think you have money to buy a house.

2 1. I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

The sickle is on the wall, and there is no food in the house.

23. Some people, it doesn't matter to me to die; Some people, I can't let go of them.

24. I don't know who thought our unit was too poor to eat and sent us a box of instant noodles.

25. If you are poor, how dare you become rich? If you are clean, how dare you miss a beautiful woman?

26. Go to bed very late at night, so you don't have to eat after a day's sleep.

27. There are many sparrows broken in the wall, and many people are poor and miserable.

28. The happiest thing is that I found money in my pocket when I was washing clothes. When you look up at your watch in class, there is still one minute left after school. I woke up when I was sleeping and found that the alarm clock would ring for another hour.

29. I'm still young, so it's okay to have no money now. Anyway, I will have a lot of days without money in the future.

30. All my moods and moods now are due to lack of money, money and money.

3 1. I am the master of youth, and my money is unreliable.

32. Don't get sick or catch a cold.

33. I collected half-life catkins, made myself a cotton-padded jacket and went to the North Pole to find you.

34. Be careful when you pass the lawn, don't dirty the soil I want to eat.

Humorous sentences describing oneself as poor (Chapter III) 35. Life is like this. He was teasing you, but you took it seriously.

36. I really just hope that such friends have no interests. If I have money, I will treat you to delicious food. If I have no money, I'll rub it for you and you take me to eat East.

37. The poor know their sufferings, and the poor see their relatives.

38. wine is empty. The color is empty. Wife goes with people; The money is empty. The gasoline is empty. The mobile phone has no money to charge.

39. I have a special desire to shop recently. Double eleven paid a lot of deposits, and then they had to eat dirt.

40. After this Double Eleven, I may have to eat dirt until years ago, but how can I still be so happy?

4 1. Couple, because you have no money, you save money to give her a brand-name bag and she takes it to the counter to check whether it is true or not. But because you have money, you take her to a food stall, and she thinks you are real enough.

42. There is a party today. Will you go? You go, I'm not going.

43. From poor to rich, I am not afraid. From rich to poor, it is hard to come by, rich, with unlimited scenery, a confidant, poor, poor and sad.

44. Go out to play with friends, they go to the canteen, and I stand outside waiting for them.

45. Fortunately, I still have the northwest wind to drink, otherwise I would have starved to death!

46. The poor are naked, but they are worried about charcoal and wish it were cold.

47. Today's southeast wind is full of gritty teeth and tastes good. It smells like fish soup across the sea. I haven't eaten so much for a long time.

48. The more you run, the more you panic.

49. The biggest possibility of winning 5 million is in a dream.

50. I wonder if the market is prosperous.

5 1. Happiness is to wake up every morning, look at your watch, and sleep for half an hour.

52. Do you know that I will eat dirt to buy shoes recently?

57 humorous sentences describing the poverty of others

Humorous sentences describing others' poverty (I) 1. If you can't go to the toilet, don't go to the toilet, for fear of being hungry faster! silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

Don't arm yourself with a sophisticated look, you will be acclimatized.

3. Use two words to describe my double 1 1 night, go to bed early.

I haven't got up for dinner yet. It's really hard. Actually, I'm hungry.

Finally found a leaf that can be used as a trouser head.

6. I am not poor, I am a price-sensitive consumer.

7. God doesn't work, and neither does the poor.

8. Wanderers know the pain of poverty best.

9. When men comfort men, they often say that they are miserable. When women comfort women, they often say that another woman is worse.

10. I spent half a year's savings for you and traveled across the ocean to see you.

1 1 ... It's southeasterly again today, and I'm going to be hungry for another day. ...

12. Drink hot water to keep warm in winter; Wash cold water in summer to cool down; Drinking more water can resist diseases.

13. Even if you are poor enough to eat soil, you should eat nutritious soil. This is my last stubbornness.

14. If a person is poor, his heart will cool the fastest. His former fair-weather friends all ignored him, and his former brothers and confidants stayed away from him.

15. I won't go, you go.

16. Growing up, the past is gone, not growing up, the future is gone.

17. It's another year, and the double eleven is really fatal. I really want to eat dirt.

18. Eat when you are hungry and sleep when you are sleepy.

19. My idea is simple. I want to earn more money and find someone who loves me because of my money, instead of simply liking my kindness, integrity and beauty.

Humorous sentences describing the poverty of others (part two) 20. The poor know that the poor suffer, and the poor meet their relatives.

2 1. My flowers are borrowed and returned.

22. The biggest possibility of winning 5 million is in a dream.

23. In life, some people always live with a straight face. Who do you want to frighten to death, or who can you frighten to death? You just need to find it difficult.

24. Half a year of bran and half a year of food, famine.

25. Farmers eat rice bran and salt sellers drink light soup.

26. The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and you will eat dirt as soon as you turn around.

27. Go to bed very late at night, so you don't have to eat after a day's sleep.

28. Look at the toenails. They are finally wide enough to eat brittle bones.

If you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.

30. No, you can't buy any more clothes. You are already a poor man.

3 1. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

32. Be happy for two hours and eat dirt for a month. I'm going to eat dirt.

He left with a woman 20 years older than him.

I slapped my wallet hard, that's all, just to make it swell.

35. ditches are easy to open, but poor pits are difficult to fill.

36. The lady who sells oil combs her hair with water, and the lady who sells fans covers her head with her hands.

If there were no free air, I wouldn't be alive now.

38. Everything you eat is in your stomach, and everything you wear is on your body.

Humorous sentences describing others' poverty (Chapter III) 39. I can only live by biting my nails every day.

40. Dad thought I was ugly, and asked me to be a scarecrow in the cornfield. As a result, not only did I successfully scare away the crows, but even several crows were scared to send some corn back.

4 1. Those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits.

42. What you say in your heart may be a poem, a history and an oath, but if you leave it in your stomach, it will definitely turn into shit.

43. I am tired outside and hungry at home.

44. I asked many people around me why no one really uses Symbian mobile phones.

45. The boat is afraid of the headwind, and people are afraid of the poor.

46. These days, what is an Apple mobile phone, what is a brand-name clothing, and luxury cars and luxury houses are all out. What is the best way to show off your wealth now? As long as you stand with your peers, you are like a little fresh meat, and she is like an old potato.

47. The thief came to my house with tears in his eyes and threw me two bags of rice on holidays. ...

48. You can live well with money, and you can live well without money. Poverty can also be happy. The key is to see if you have a happy attitude.

49. I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

50. The poor are naked, but they are worried about charcoal and wish it were cold.

5 1. When my wallet was really poor, I never saw much money in my life.

52. Customer: "How much is a catty of fish?" Boss: "This is 8 yuan a catty." Customer: "How did this fish die?" Boss: "Nobody is angry."

53. Today, I heard someone say that money equals people. I wonder, isn't it a man without money and power?

54. I would rather borrow a bucket of water from the poor than beg a mouthful from the rich.

55. If you are poor, how dare you become rich? If you are clean, how dare you miss a beautiful woman.

I caught a rose and thought there would be sincere love, but I didn't expect to spend it every day.

57. When I think about my chic, I find that I will really be down and out without money.

Humorous sentences that indicate that you are particularly poor.

Humorous sentences (1) 1 expressing one's poverty. Anyway, the WiFi next door is going to be turned off, and I'm going to return my mobile phone to my friend. Wash and sleep!

2.？ It's not like I have to spend fifty dollars to think about it for a long time, cutie. You should think carefully about spending five dollars now.

When I fall in love with someone, I deeply feel what is the inferiority caused by poverty.

4.？ I just slapped my wallet. Actually, it's nothing, just hope to swell up.

5.？ The soil is softer and more fragrant after the rain, but it is a little sticky.

6.？ I don't know whether it's better to eat dirt at noon or drink northwest wind.

7.？ According to my many years of experience, the northwest wind has a strong taste and is more sensitive after eating teeth. The southeast wind needs to drink more water because it is salty.

8.？ It's going to rain soon, so be sure to find two newspapers quickly, or they will be uncovered at night.

9.？ Growing up, my best trick was to make money disappear!

10.？ I basically don't talk now. silence is golden.

1 1.？ At night, I said to the mouse in the kitchen, don't look, only we can eat at home.

12.？ Do not chew Flammulina velutipes. Pull it out tomorrow, wash it and eat it.

13.？ Every time my neighbors say I hate it because I am poor.

14.？ Others are waiting for the express delivery, only I am waiting for them to open the express delivery carton. Don't ask me why, because I also want to make some money.

15.？ Every time my neighbors say that I disturb the people because I am poor.

16.？ Last night, the braised hairtail cooked by my neighbor's house, I quickly picked up a bowl and smelled the fish, and ate three bowls of rice.

17.？ I should eat dirt this month. Seeing the sudden heavy rain improved my food. I not only ate dirt, but also drank soup.

18.？ If you are poor, you are immune to it. If you are rich, I think too much.

19.？ A family with four walls, penniless, penniless, penniless, penniless, penniless, living on the streets, unable to make ends meet, empty-handed, ragged, desperate, naked and hungry.

20.？ I can't sleep every day, my wallet is not full, and I can't afford mink. So far, I have earned 200 million yuan, one memory and one amnesia.

Humorous sentences to express their poverty (2) 2 1. If I had known that life was so hard, I had been saving money since kindergarten.

22.？ At present, the biggest worry is that economic ability can't keep up with aesthetic ability.

23.？ Weight and lack of money. I hate you both!

24.？ I forgot my bank card password.

25.？ Is money paper? I have been using coins!

26.？ Dream that you are poor, wake up-look, this is not a dream at all.

27.？ The baby is long, the baby is short, and the baby doesn't care if he has no money.

28.？ It turns out that I'm not the only one who poured water after using shampoo!

29.？ I can't even move now. I move too much and get hungry too fast.

30.？ I break my fingers and calculate that the five elements lack a house, a car in life, and Cary lacks money.

3 1.？ I have many shortcomings, but the most deadly thing is money.

32.？ That handsome guy named RMB hasn't asked me out for a long time.

33.？ The southeast wind today, it seems that there is no food again!

34.？ I don't want to chat recently, I have no money, and I don't talk hard.

35.？ I bought an island recently. Welcome to my poor island.

36.？ Asking yourself how poor you can be is like finding a piece of steel.

37.？ I'm Kawakami Tomie's sister Kawada!

38.？ Forget it. Give the phone back to the counter.

39.？ I have many shortcomings, but the most fatal thing is that I have no money!

40.？ At night, I said to the mouse in the kitchen, don't look, only we can eat at home.

Humorous sentences expressing their special poverty (3) 4 1. I think I may be nearsighted, otherwise how could I not see the money in my wallet?

42.？ I slapped myself twice before going out, saving money for blushing.

43.？ I always flush my stool with urine.

44.？ The flesh never leaves the body, and the money in the pocket is fickle and disloyal.

45.？ I dare not shit, because I'm afraid I'm hungry, so I won't say anything. Go and take a shower, or the rain will stop soon.

46.？ When I paid the phone bill, I realized that my words were so valuable.

47.？ I can't solve any problems that need money to solve.

48.？ From penniless for 20 years to penniless for 2 1 year, it will soon be 22 years in debt.

49.？ My father taught me from an early age that no matter how poor people are, they must have backbone! I am obedient, and I am really poor now, really poor and have backbone.

50.？ My current financial situation: find a note that was praised and cashed back in the courier box.

5 1.？ I just looked at my balance, and I found that I can spend enough money to do nothing in my life, but on the premise that I must die tomorrow and I can't live one more day.

52.？ We are all of the same age. If you have no money, can you give it to me?

53.？ Heaven and earth are my home, and the bright moon is a candle, covering my belly and spine.

54.？ Stand aside, stop me from drinking northwest wind.

55.？ I can't fall in love because I happen to have some money and I want to use it myself.

56.？ The weather forecast says there is no wind today, so it seems that we will be hungry again.

57.？ Today I am not a lovely ghost, but a poor ghost.

58.？ Open the Meituan → Click Pay → Insufficient balance → Give up → Cook honestly.

59.？ Put a negative sign in front of my assets, and I can buy a manor.

60.？ Thank you for being poor and having no house to live in. Seeing your sad circle of friends, I am embarrassed to give myself a castle.

Humorous sentences expressing their extreme poverty (4) 6 1. I don't want to talk, because I am thirsty and have no money to buy water.

62.？ The water is boiling, but there is no rice flour in the pot. Forget it, drink more water!

63.？ I think I may be nearsighted, otherwise how could I not see the money in my wallet?

64.？ Don't stay up late, it's bad for your eyes. Now I can't see the money in Alipay and WeChat.

65.？ Growing up, my best trick was to make money disappear.

66.？ My home is covered with the sky and the lower berth, and I eat air three times a day.

67.？ Please be careful when you pass the lawn. Don't dirty the soil I want to eat this month. Thank you.

68.？ Spring is resistant to epidemics, summer is resistant to floods, autumn is resistant to strong winds, winter is resistant to frost, and it is necessary to get rid of poverty as the Chinese New Year approaches. Hold on, we can win.

69.？ Time is money, you go, I don't have time.

70.？ Please don't call me poor. This hurts my self-esteem. Please call me a price-sensitive consumer.

7 1.？ If you don't wash your hair once every ten years, you will get a meal of oil. The mouse came to my house and left with tears in his eyes.

72.？ Starting today, don't call me for activities above 1 yuan!

73.？ When you have money, you spend eleven thousand dollars. When you have no money, you save money piece by piece. It's boring, really boring.

74.？ Body fat never leaves money in your pocket.

75.？ Anyway, the WiFi next door is going to be turned off, and I'm going to return my mobile phone to my friend. Wash and sleep.

76.？ I dare not shit all at once, for fear that I will be hungry soon!

77.？ My mother is very interesting. She told me not to show off my wealth outside. If she really knows my financial situation, she will only persuade me not to break the law.

78.？ When I was a child, I thought about 100 yuan a day, but now I really get a salary of 3 thousand

79.？ If my life is made into a movie, then the name must be "A Life of Poverty"

80.？ Ugliness is nothing compared with poverty.

Excerpts from 40 humorous sentences describing poverty

1. Look at the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when you tear the express parcel by hand. Not at all like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water.

I am the master of youth, and my money is unreliable.

The less money, the more you want to spend money. In the past two months, you have to eat dirt.

4. robbing Peter to pay Paul ended up living in a broken house.

Some people seem to be silent, but in fact they are crying for the final reward.

6. Do you know that I will eat dirt to buy shoes recently?

7. I walked for an hour to find you just to buy me a bowl of noodles.

8. I sat on the toilet for a week because I was poor and had my period.

9. Will happiness just smile and die on the road to your dreams?

10. It's raining. I'm going out to wash my hair again, otherwise it will stop soon.

1 1. How to transfer the money in my head to the bank card online is quite urgent.

12. Farmers eat rice bran and salt sellers drink light soup.

13. Don't wash your hair for ten years just to eat oil.

14. Take her to dinner and ask for two bowls of noodles, a bowl of sausage and eggs and a bowl of water.

15. Labor and capital are not short of money or love. What I lack is my first drop.

16. Because of lack of money, we need to celebrate the New Year, because there are red envelopes for the New Year.

17. The pervert really came to see me in the village.

18. I go to bed very late at night, so I don't have to get up for dinner after a day's sleep.

19. You can only live by biting your nails every day.

20. When you step on the lawn, be gentle, don't step on the soil for me, and bite the bullet!

Humorous sentences describing poverty 2 2 1 It's the Spring Festival, so fart and be a cannon.

22. Long-sleeved hands are short, and people are poor.

Look at the weather forecast, it's going to rain. Touch the washing powder on your face and wait outside.

24. All the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lacking money and having no partner!

25. If you have no money, you will really be looked down upon. If you have no money, no one really cares about your feelings. Regardless of family and friendship, you will be bullied if you have no money.

26. My best and most effective magic since I was a child is to make money disappear.

27. One hundred and eighty on the shoulder, and all my pants are pimples.

28. Coptis mixed with pig bile, the life of the poor is the most difficult.

29. Starting today, don't call me for activities other than eating in 5 yuan. I have no money, I'm going to eat dirt!

30. Those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits.

3 1. Go to bed very late at night, so you don't have to eat after a day's sleep.

32. Words can't replace actions, but actions are the loudest words.

33. Selection and selection. I spent the whole day shopping today, and I was so poor that I had to eat dirt.

I never care whether they have money when I make friends, but they are all richer than me.

35. Get out of the way, you're blocking my drinking northwest wind.

36. Wanderers know the pain of poverty best.

I was so poor that I brought a lucky friend to send me flowers.

38. I ate what I ate last month, what the dog ate and what the dog ate.

39. I'm really dying of poverty. It's too bad for me because I'm too poor. This semester is too difficult.

40. Lift the tripod and ring the bell.