Legendary lines in Wulin

1。 Guo Furong: Don't worry! This is all my fault!

Li Dazui: Grab my lines.

Bai Zhantang: What's the matter? It's not funny.

Li Dazui: Then I, sunflower acupuncturist! You are happy! ?

Bai Zhantang: What's the matter? Zi once said.

Lv Xiucai: I was wrong. I was really wrong. At the beginning. If I don't marry my husband, I won't die. If my husband doesn't die, I won't die here. ...

They looked at each other.

Bai Zhantang: What the hell is that?

Boss Tong (self-care): The forehead is wrong. The forehead was wrong from the beginning. If you don't marry me, my husband won't die and my husband won't end up in the same place.

Everyone: How do you know what he said?

Boss Tong: The positive sentence is the most classic and overwhelming!

Everyone wriggled: sister-in-law

Boss Tong: OK, OK, that's it.

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Ji Wuming: You bastard.

Scholar: Don't come here. Zi said that force can't solve any problems.

Everybody: What?

Scholar: Lu Zi!

Ji Wuming: How do you want to die? I'll help you.

Guo: The avalanche, ouch.

Ji Wuming: Next time you make a move, you don't have to shout first. Take your life.

Scholar: Wait, you can kill me, but you have to make it clear first. At whose hands did I die?

Ji Wuming: Nonsense, I.

Scholar: Me, who is it?

Ji Wuming: How do I know who you are?

Scholar: Here comes the question.

Ji Wuming: What do you mean?

Scholar: This must start with the relationship between man and the universe. For a long time, there has been a problem that has been bothering you.

Ji Wuming: What's the problem?

Scholar: Me, who is it?

Ji Wuming: I already know this.

Scholar: No, you didn't. Do you know that?/You know what? Who are you, Ji Wuming? Don't! Just a name, a code name. You can call it Ji Wuming, and I can also call it Ji Wuming. They can all. Who are you after removing this code name?

Ji Wuming: I don't know and I don't need to know.

Scholar: OK, then answer me one more question. Who am I?

Ji Wuming: This question has already been asked.

Scholar: No, I just asked for the ID, and now I'm asking myself.

Ji Wuming: What's the difference?

Scholar: For example, I have a conversation with my code name, and your code name is also me. What does this mean? Does this mean that you are me and I am you?

Ji Wuming: Well, this question is meaningless.

Scholar: Then ask some meaningful questions: Where did I come from and where did I die? Why do I appear in this world? What does my appearance mean to the world? Did the world choose me or did I choose the world?

Ji Wuming: That's enough!

Scholar: Do I have a necessary connection with the universe? Does the universe have an end? Is there a time limit? Where does the past time disappear and where does the future time stop? Is the question I'm asking now still the question you just heard?

Ji Wuming: I will kill you!

Scholar: Who killed me? Who did I kill?

Ji Wuming: I killed me!

Scholar: Correct answer, let's do it!

Ji Wuming: Ah! ! (suicide)

Scholar: He won't wake up, will he?

Laobai: I don't think so.

Guo: What, what kind of statement is this?

Scholar: Knowledge is power.