How can you count as having been to the Northeast without taking a bath in the Northeast? !

Southerners who travel to the northeast dare to roll in the snow in the cold winter and go shopping in the wind like a knife, but they don't have the courage to walk into the steaming northeast bathhouse on the street.

Many southerners don't understand why Northeasters want to take a bath in the bathhouse. Is it because there is not enough hot water at home or because you Northeasters have high eyes?

In fact, they may not understand that in the eyes of the northeast, things at home are not showers, but showers. Shower is an inseparable part of bathing, but it is not the soul of bathing. The real soul is in the bathhouse, but the human body that only bathes at home will not.

For the northeast people, taking a bath in the bathhouse is a ritual. Go to the bathhouse to wash yourself before the holiday, and then face those important days in the best condition.

Walking into the bathhouse with a bath basket, the receptionist greeted warmly: "Hello, distinguished guests, how many distinguished guests are there?"

Take a good card, change your shoes, go into the dressing room and take off your clothes, and walk into the naked crowd in the bathroom without fear. The ceremony begins. There is no need to be shy, because no one will notice you, and people will stare at you only when you are wearing underwear.

Taking a bath in Northeast China is a traditional way of body cleaning, which is divided into four processes: soaking, rubbing, washing and steaming. When you walk into the bathhouse, these four doors are indispensable, otherwise your mother will think that you haven't cleaned it.

Let's talk about bubbles first.

Find a bathhouse with a bath, first use the shower nozzle to wash off the floating ash on your body, then go into the bath and sit down, let some slightly hot water wrap your body, just like making a good cup of tea, and make yourself very delicate.

Close your eyes, rest, let go, feel the blood running in your body, and your body will gradually relax and soften, making the cutin and dead skin of your whole body soft and white, and the white inside is still red and bubbly.

At this time, we should seize the opportunity to get out of the pool quickly and don't love to soak. Although taking a bath is very cool, the next link can be called bliss on earth-rubbing a bath.

Rubbing is the soul of bathing.

Many southerners don't understand that bathing every day is very clean, and only people who don't like bathing need to rub it. In fact, it is not dirt, but dead skin, although we call it "mud".

The bath towel is raining on you, and a good bath owner can wipe off all your old skin. Even if you take a bath every day, a bath master can make you doubt life.

You lie on the washbasin, and the laundry master carries a basin of hot water, drenches you from head to foot, picks up your towel and puts it in the water to soak, rub and twist, so the preparation work is completed.

Start from the neck and work your way down, rubbing your arms, fingers, chest, abdomen, and then your legs. At this time, the master will gently pat your thigh and signal you to open your leg. Forget it. He's not interested in you. He just wants to help you rub the inside of your thigh.

After rubbing, the master will pat you gently and signal you to turn over. The second half begins. You close your eyes and lie prone on the washcloth, and feel the washcloth rubbing on your back neck, back, hips, thighs and calves. Wherever the bath towel goes, it will bring a warm and refreshing feeling.

Kneading is skillful, and different parts and techniques are different. The master's hand wearing a bath towel swims around you, moving like Artest, flowing in one go, but it is mysterious.

Rub your neck back and forth with small and high frequency;

Rub your chest and draw a circle around that key point, clockwise and counterclockwise;

Rub your stomach and thighs, first in a wide range, then in small pieces;

To rub your feet, hold your heels with a bath towel and turn your wrists to rub them.

From time to time, I can hear the teacher stop halfway and pat the bath towel with his hand, that is, pat off the mud on the bath towel. If the frequency of "poop-poop" is high, it means that you have a lot of mud on you. The ultimate goal of a bathing master is only one-rubbing mud.

In the bathhouses in the northeast, there is no master who can't rub mud. They will never praise their customers;

"It's quite dry (gán), it's quite clean, and it can't be taken off."

Because they know that customers will not flatter themselves because of this compliment.

A qualified bath owner will never allow a person who can't get out of bed, which is a challenge to his professionalism and a contempt for his strength and dignity;

"Master, you are not good at this."

The master often answers, "I'm afraid you will hurt." Then secretly work hard, small sample, you are not satisfied with my ancestral 18 generation boneless cotton palm.

After rubbing your body completely, the master will take off your towel and cover it on your back, pat you for massage, and then grab your hand and shake it hard, just at the critical point when you feel that your arm is about to be removed. I'll give you leg press, pinch your feet, relax your bones and muscles, and knock on occluded acupoints, and your energy will suddenly flood your whole body.

Finally, let you sit up, help you move your arm, and then give you a gentle push: "OK, go down and let me see your hand." The process of taking a bath is completed.

Red walked down the laundry room and strode to the shower head without looking back. Everything was brushed away, leaving only ashes and skin.

Next is the third step of bathing, bathing.

Sing while taking a shower! Watching the mud die with the current, you suddenly realize that you are not the same person you just went to bed 15 minutes ago.

You've wiped away all the floating ash and dried tangerine peel in the past, and wiped away all the damage to your fucking life. You have put on brand-new skin, clean and smooth skin, and there are no water drops hanging on the cup! You are still the purest existence in this muddy world.

Finally, the last step, steaming.

Put on the bathing suit provided by the bath center and walk into the sauna room. There is no dead skin covering, no floating ash blocking, and every pore of the whole body is relaxing and breathing. The last polluted air and fatigue in the body finally gushed out along the pores, and blood surged in your body again. Congratulations, you finally finished the purification of the last layer of your body!

Come out of the sauna and take a shower to wash away the sweat. For the northeast people, it is not until this step that the bath is completed.

You think you went home after a dip. No, the bathers in the northeast will go to the big bath center and take a nap in the lounge. Close your eyes, don't rush back to that fucking life, stay away from the worldly troubles, put yourself flat and let yourself wander freely between heaven and earth.

The gate of the bath center is the dividing line between heaven and earth, so don't hurry to come to earth.

What if I can't sleep? You can watch movies! Have you ever been to a cinema where you can lie down? It is estimated that most people have never been there. Even if they do, you can't take a bath in the cinema you go to. The lounge of the Northeast Bath Center is a cinema, where you can lie down.

Lying comfortably in bed, watching people who are richer than you, such as Ceng Zhiwei, Louis Koo, Tony Leung Chiu Wai and Daniel Wu, struggle on the screen, and so do people and things in the world.

When ordinary tourists come to the northeast, they just punch in at the scenic spots and roll around in the snow.

People who really know how to play, when they come to the northeast, will plunge into the bath center, find the wildest master and take the coolest bath.

Take a nap in the lounge after washing or spend the night. Many bath centers can stay in 50 yuan for 24 hours at 40, including two buffets. You can open a separate room for a little money, and the price is similar to that of staying in a hotel.

Get up the next morning, take another shower, and check out. After 24 hours of physical and mental baptism, the whole person should fly easily and walk out of the bath center. The sunshine outside is really warm and lovely, and life is getting better again.

Don't be too busy watching the snow when traveling to the northeast. Take a bath.