Every time in your life, you hit it.

People grow up in every first time from birth. No matter how great and brilliant the life is, every first time in our life, whether you like it or not, will happen to you like copying and pasting it on anyone. If there is any similarity at this time, we can only say that we all have a name-human beings.

Crying for the first time after birth

When a newborn is born, the doctor will make the baby cry to judge the child's basic health. And the baby, by crying loudly, is telling his parents: the doctor hit someone!

(1) When parents with big hearts saw their children at first sight, they lost control and casually said, "God, when the children were born, they were so ugly!" The grandmother next to her was unhappy and said to her son, "You are not as long as when you were born!" " "

(2) It is said that the sex of newborns born every day in the hospital is clustered together. As it happens, the day you were born, you were the only girl, and the other seven were all boys. You said, "I may be Snow White!" "Your mother said," you may also be the snake spirit in the gourd doll! " "

First breast feeding

Breastfeeding at birth should be the first manifestation of a baby's desire to survive, eat and drink enough, and then fall asleep quickly. Because he is thinking, it is better to be born before, and he won't be hungry if he doesn't eat. Now he's all right. His mouth was numb in order to eat enough. Let's go on dreaming and recall his previous life. However, there will be different babies.

My sister showed off her child and said, "A baby who is not yet full moon is so smart. It takes two big mouthfuls to suck milk. " Then, just watch the child open his mouth and wait for the milk to drip ... "My mother said," This child is just like his aunt when she was a child! Lazy, too tired to breastfeed! "

Spitting milk for the first time

Because the baby's internal organs are not fully developed, it is easy to spit milk after drinking milk. The coping method is also relatively simple, that is, the old people commonly call it a milk burp. One of the keys to belch is to pat it gently from bottom to top with a hollow palm. Because, from top to bottom, you will fart.

(1) In the shopping mall, I saw a mother holding a newly-fed baby. Just as he walked to the mirror, the child spit out milk at once. It turned out that he saw his mother's figure in the mirror and couldn't help it at once, so ...

(2) After giving birth to the first child, a mother is often frightened by her child's spitting milk. She was superstitious, so she went to see a monk. As a result, the monk closed his eyes and never spoke again. The mother didn't understand and asked: What did my child see and was scared to vomit? The monk shouted angrily, you didn't see it with your own eyes. Am I a monk? How do I know what to do if the child spits milk?

Turn over first

Generally speaking, the baby will turn over in 4-5 months. As for why he wants to turn over, because he can't stand it anymore. If he doesn't turn over, his hair will fall out!

(1) The baby will turn over after 15 days. Mom and grandma are happy to think that the child is a genius, so they send photos to the circle of friends to show off. As a result, a doctor saw it and immediately replied: Your child may have cerebral palsy. This is not a joke, it's true. You can search related questions yourself. )

(2) The baby is 6 months old and has only turned over several times. The family was so worried that they took him to see a doctor. As a result, the doctor looked at the fat baby with the swimming ring and said, the child can't turn it over.

The first climb

When the baby is 7- 12 months old, his favorite sport is crawling. From this stage, parents' life began to enter the cycle mode of finding children, losing children, finding children and losing children. Because, where the little guy will climb, even he doesn't know.

(1) My son won't climb for almost ten months, and my daughter-in-law and I are very worried. Today, I didn't expect the little guy to be willing to move while lying down. I quickly called my daughter-in-law. I saw the little guy's ass arched, moved twice rhythmically, and then lay down again. I said to my wife, "Do you think my son saw anything last night?" ? The daughter-in-law said, "Well. It is estimated that these two times! "

(2) "Look at other people's children, they can climb better." When my wife finished, I went on to say, "That's a girl. If your son climbs like this, can you watch? "

Walking for the first time

The baby is at the stage of 10 month-1year and a half, which is the prime time to learn to walk. At first, their state had the same characteristics as zombies: messy hair, broken teeth, strong appetite, unstable walking, and most importantly, they kept you awake at night and broke your old waist during the day.

"Look at somebody else's ancestors. They have helped their children learn to walk for half an hour. They have never said a word of bitterness and tiredness. " My husband bent down to help the child in pain, looked down at the father who stood up straight and helped the child next to him and said, "It was his height that saved him."

Speak for the first time

After our first cry in this world, the second way to accurately express our inner activities and thoughts is to speak. Generally, a baby will start with a simple guttural sound such as eyah in about 3 months, and will say disyllabic words such as mom and dad in about 5 months, but he will call dad first, because the pronunciation of the word dad is easier for Xiaobaobao, and it's all sonic boom. Whether children will call their parents first is often mistaken by many parents for the children closest to them who will call first.

As a result, my son's first speech actually made us wait 14 months. Son, are you complaining? Why did I find you an ugly father? Is that why I'm angry with us and won't call anyone?

(1) Wife, come and listen, my son is going to call dad! I ran very fast and was excited for a long time. But after my son called my father several times, he was just silly and happy to see us. Suddenly, he became impatient, his voice was much louder, and he cried for his father. When I was in the cycle with his father, grandma ran over, smelled it again and said, "The child took a shit. What are you two doing there? "

(2) One day in the park, I saw a beautiful young woman sitting next to an old man with a baby in her arms, but the baby actually called him dad. I said to my husband, "Look, this little girl is now marrying people of all ages for money." Just then, I heard the girl call her uncle "Dad", and the baby called her puppy "Dad" when he saw it. It turns out that at a certain stage, no matter what you see, the baby will only call "Dad". It seems that the word "dad" was just an onomatopoeic word at the beginning. Just like the father of a child when he grows up, he is still a onomatopoeia who only looks at his mobile phone and often doesn't see people. It doesn't mean anything anymore.

Leaving my parents for the first time

Generally, when children can eat independently and clearly express simple words such as going to the toilet, they can send their children to kindergarten and start their most important social life. Of course, the first day of entering the park is often very sad. The child cried and cried to go home, and the eyes of adults couldn't wait to plunge into the child, staring at it in 360 degrees and leaving with tears. But there will be exceptions. For example, in my family, after the children arrived in kindergarten, they were taken away by the teacher, without crying or even looking back. This time, the father who sent the child couldn't stand the child's indifference and shouted behind him, "Son, dad will buy you money at night."

(1) Dad received a question from his son: "What games did you play in kindergarten today?" The son said, "Draw a map." Dad nervously touched his son's pants, but fortunately they were dry. Ask again: "What country map did you draw?" The son said, "Daughter country." Dad asked doubtfully, "Is there a daughter country?" The son said, "The teacher asked us to draw our house and the people living in it, so I drew the house and my mother and sister living in it. Then the teacher asked me why my father and I were not in the house. I said, I am in kindergarten, and my father is on the way to buy milk powder for my sister. I also said that my parents are always calling for my daughter, my daughter, and they sold me to kindergarten during the day, so I called this painting' Daughter Country'. " Dad cried after listening.

(2) Dad took his son to the bank to withdraw money. The son asked his father why he put the money in the bank. Dad said the bank would pay interest on a daily basis. When I got home, my father gave all the money to my mother. Mom asked Carey if there was any more. Dad said no, but the son said dad lied. Said dad sold him to kindergarten every day, and then put the money in the bank, earning a lot of interest.

First injury

(1) My son is rehearsing dance in the kindergarten to prepare for the performance of the New Year's party. Today, I went to pick him up. He suddenly told me that he was injured and could not attend. I looked at my son anxiously, but I didn't see any injuries. As a result, he said, "My other half is in the same group as other boys. I am very hurt and don't want to participate. " Son, you are only 4 years old. ...

(2) When I was waiting to pick up my son at the kindergarten gate at night, he fell down in front of me because of excitement and suddenly burst into tears. At this time, a beautiful little girl in their class came to see her son. She said, Ah, Tutu is not a man at all, and she always cries. Hearing this, my son stopped crying at once. After the little girl left, she began to cry again. I looked at my disappointing son and asked him, "Didn't you just stop crying?" The son said, "I was tired of crying just now."

Lying for the first time

With the development of children's thinking mode and intelligence, they will lie at some stage. But there are many kinds of lies, some to escape punishment, some to imitate adults for fun, some to show off and exaggerate their achievements, some to resist adults, and some because their imagination is too rich and not much different from reality, just talking casually. Just like today, I asked my son, "What did you have for dinner in kindergarten today?" The son said, "There are abalone, lobster, bird's nest and king crab." As soon as I heard this, it was obviously a lie, so I said, "Son, you ate so well in kindergarten, I'll eat tomorrow." The son immediately said, "No, the chairs in our kindergarten are too small. Your ass is too big to sit on. "

(1) Son, do you think Dad is handsome today? My son gave me a look and said nothing. I thought he didn't hear clearly and asked again. The son said impatiently, "Dad, didn't you say that children can't lie?"

(2) On the way home from kindergarten, my son suddenly said that he was in a hurry to urinate, but there was no public toilet nearby, so I took my son to find a small tree and told him that he could urinate here. The son said, how shy it would be if others saw it. I said to my son, "It's okay. When you see someone looking at you, cover your face and others won't know who you are. " But the son said, "Dad, you lied to me. The last time you peed on the edge of a big tree, you didn't block your face! " "

The first exam

When children finally go to school, exams become a common occurrence, and parents also judge their children's learning through exam results. A high score means that the child works hard at school and his grades are not satisfactory. Parents will also get angry with their children and try their best to improve their grades. One day, my daughter came back with two papers and said, "Mom, I took the exam today 100." As soon as I heard this, I was very happy and quickly said, "Come on, put the roll paper on the wall. This is the first time you have got such a high score. " But my daughter didn't do it, saying that she should do her homework quickly. I felt something was wrong, so I glanced at the roll paper while she was not looking. I almost cried as a result. It turns out that two volumes of papers add up 100.

(1) I went to the supermarket to buy a washboard. As a result, the salesman said it was sold out today, so I asked, "How did the washboard sell out?" People say, "don't you know that today is parents' day when the final exam results are announced?" "Oh, my God, now that the child doesn't do well in the exam, he still has to kneel and rub the washboard with his father!

(2) My son is very happy when he comes back from school for the Chinese final exam today. I asked, "Son, did you do well in the exam?" The son said, "Well, I have answered all the papers." As a result, when I got the paper, I saw that, indeed, all the questions were answered, but there were actually a few simple sentence-making questions that were wrong. One of them is: Please make a parallelism sentence with three words "you". As a result, the son wrote: Is there anyone at home? Is anybody there? Is anybody there?

first love

When children reach puberty, parents are most worried about puppy love. However, this should be a problem that should not be blocked. Because the psychology of adolescent children is also accompanied by rebellion, the more parents object, the more unscrupulous the children will be.

But there will also be such a situation: son, let's add WeChat to facilitate contact. As a result, after adding WeChat, I found that my son's WeChat name was actually called "Pretty Woman". And I found that all the people who came to see him at home were girls. My mother and I are worried that this child will not fall in love early, but there are too many girlfriends. That won't do. I went to school to find out the situation with the teacher. As a result, the teacher's words surprised us into a cold sweat. The teacher said that the child never plays with male students, and has a very good relationship with female students, and often calls each other sisters. Oh, dear, we are on guard against puppy love, but we never thought it would happen. ...

(1) Recently, my son got up very early and always went downstairs to buy breakfast. I asked, "Son, have you been under great pressure to study recently?" Why do you always get up so early and go out to buy breakfast for your mother and me? " The son said: "The pressure is great. We have to get up early and do morning exercises to strengthen our physique, so that we can fight to the end on the way to study!" " "Hearing this, I was overjoyed. But my wife suddenly asked me in a low voice, "What are you happy about? Didn't you hear what he said? " I pondered for a while and asked, "What did you hear? "The wife said," My son said to get up early and do morning exercises. Isn't that puppy love? "Oh my god, wife, what kind of IQ are you? Or should we prevent our son from puppy love?

(2) In order to prevent my son from puppy love, his father and I decided to talk to him about this problem first, so at dinner, I asked my son, "Do you think your father is ugly?" The son said with a wry smile, "Mom, what do you mean? Do you want to change my handsome dad? " His father was unhappy and stared at me and said, "how can I ask my son?" I was scared by my son. " She turned to her son and said, "What your mother means is that if you can find such a beautiful daughter-in-law and give birth to such a handsome man, you don't have to worry about finding a girlfriend."

First employment

After graduation, children will step into the society and become independent adults, and their first employment will directly affect their psychological growth and the way they interact with others. As parents, especially China's parents, they are willing to be pioneers in everything. As long as they can pave the way for their children by their own efforts, they will never want to stand behind others and watch their children suffer. But in fact, this may not play a good role for children. A pair of parents watched their son graduate soon, and wanted to see which employment path his son would take in the future, so they took their son to fortune-telling. As a result, the fortune teller touched his son's hand and didn't speak for a long time. Mother was anxious and asked her husband if he had come up with any ideas. As a result, the fortune teller said with a wry smile: "The child's hands are too thick to feel fate!"

(1) After graduation, I left my parents for the first time to work hard in other places. Because the salary is not high, I eat very frugally. One night at dinner, my mother called and asked me what I was eating. I said I was eating steamed bread, but there was nothing to eat. I thought my mother would be very distressed to give me money. As a result, my mother said, "son, since you love steamed bread so much, I will send you a large pot of steamed bread by express tomorrow, which will be enough for you to eat for a week!" "

(2) My daughter is about to enter senior three. Her father and I studied which major our children should apply for in the future. As a result, we looked it up online. If we study architecture, our future job will be on the construction site; if we study safety engineering, our future job will be safety; if we study network engineering, our future job will be network management; if we study medical care, our future job will be nanny. This will scare us. Think about our daughter's IQ again. Forget it, let's apply for kindergarten teachers.

Children grow up day by day, and parents get old day by day.

Children's employment and marriage, in the eyes of parents, are your independence and parting.

Children grow up for the first time in their lives, but parents are getting old while watching their children grow up.

Parents say to their children, hurry up, hurry up, grow taller quickly; The child said to his parents, slow down, slow down again, don't get old.

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