Does Su Dongpo have a sister?

It is said that Su Shi's sister, Su Xiaomei, is a talented woman who studied poetry and songs from an early age. When my little sister was sixteen, many people came to make friends. Because I'm still young, I'm not ready to get married too early. I should learn more while I'm young, so I hate people who come to make friends, but I can't be rude. So she thought of a way to get all suitors to answer three questions and marry him if they got the right answer.

Su Xiaomei chooses her husband by talent, and there are many talented women in Sichuan. In the Song Dynasty, there was another Su Xiaomei. It can be said that in the Song Dynasty, Sichuan's exquisite spirit was attributed to Su Jia, his father Su Xun and his brothers Su Shi and Su Zhe, all of whom were brilliant people. The so-called "one father and son, three poets, eight writers in a thousand years".

Su Xiaomei is neither fat nor thin, with thin red lips, round face, dark eyes, high forehead and prominent chin. At first glance, he looks like a shrewd man. She likes to bicker with her two brothers since she was a child. She is naive, especially her eldest brother, Su Shi, who is full of cheeks and beards, paunchy and informal, is the object of her bickering, so she quarrels at home all day. One day Su Dongpo joked about his sister's appearance and described her convex forehead and concave eyes as:

Three or five steps before going out of the hall, first go to the painting hall;

I finally wiped my tears several times, leaving two springs.

Su Xiaomei ·Xi·Xi smiled and immediately retorted:

There is a clump of mourning grass between the lips, and the hair is even apricot;

The quarrel was nowhere to be found, and suddenly I heard Li Mao's voice.

This poem mocks Su Shi's unkempt beard. Girls are most afraid of being told of her physical weakness. Su Xiaomei's forehead was protruding and her eyes were a little far away, so she was caught by Su Shi to make fun of her. Su Xiaomei said that Su Shi's beard didn't seem to catch the sore spot, and she felt that she didn't use it. When she studied it again, she found that her brother's forehead was flat and there was no feeling of much trouble. The other horse's face is a foot long and his eyes are far away. The whole facial features are out of proportion, and she immediately picked up a poem happily:

Tian Ping Road is 3,000 wide, and it is very happy from afar;

Last year, a tear of acacia never reached my cheek.

Su Shi patted his sister's head with joy and smiled: The proverbs played by Su's brothers and sisters can be said to be excusable, often with puns, which make you think.

One winter, in Chuqing after the snow, Su Shi was wearing a big fur robe and sitting in the sun. The wind blew and the fur fluttered. Su Xiaomei walked by. When he saw this scene, he immediately said, "The wind is picky." After that, I looked at Su Shi with a sly smile and a smug look. There happened to be some ice and snow on the wall in the corner where she stood. At this time, under the sunlight, the melted snow water dripped down the wall. Without thinking, Su Shi said smoothly, "The water on the wall is DC." Although Su Xiaomei is still young, he is in the early stage of understanding. He blushed at once, gave his brother a hard look and ran away quickly. On another occasion, Su Xiaomei squatted by the well to cut fish. Su Dongpo came back from the outside and rode by. As soon as he saw it, he immediately said, "Sister, cut the fish, squat down and cut it in half!" " Su Xiaomei hesitated, but he couldn't help it. He raised his head slightly, half ashamed and half angry, and said to his brother, "Brother rides a horse and adds a whip when riding."

Su Dongpo has many monks' friends. Neo-Confucianism prevailed in Song and Ming Dynasties. While advocating a clear mind and seeing nature clearly, it also greatly reduces the status of women. Women's personality is suppressed. In addition to vigorously promoting women's foot binding, women are also required to shut up and laugh. They hide in the boudoir every day to learn needlework, and they have to wear a red cloth on their heads on their wedding day so that no one can see them. Su Jia is a scholar with different knowledge. In addition, the monks who associate with Su Dongpo are all empty, so when Su Dongpo talks and jokes with those monks, he doesn't interfere with his glib sister, whether she is elegant or rude.

One day, Su Dongpo went out to play with a group of monks, and Su Xiaomei followed. Suddenly, he saw a monk swimming in the river, carrying heavy goods and floating goods. In the blue waves, it rolls like a ball of light. Su Xiaomei is rare and strange, and he is full of interest. He said loudly, "The Qingjiang River washes monks and waves roll gourds." A host monk who followed her was also a joker, and immediately said to him, "There are beautiful women sitting in the green gauze tent and peony sitting in the tobacco cage." This topic is endless. Su Xiaomei is not to be outdone, but also a couplet:

"A monk sleeping in a brocade quilt is a gourd among thousands of flowers."

The host will be here soon:

"Women are bronze, and there are two cymbals in a half-acre pond."

Su Xiaomei at that time my words, helpless, looked up and saw a monk punting in jiangxin, at one point:

"Monks punted against Luohan in the middle of the river."

There are some difficulties in this regard. It starts with "shadow" and must be answered with "shadow". The host could not help but scrutinize carefully and finally said:

"The beauty draws water, and the rope leads to Guanyin at the bottom of the well."

Su Xiaomei unwilling, challenged again:

"Five hundred arhats cross the river, and there are thousands of bergamots in the heart of the river."

This time, Su Xiaomei met his opponent, and the host monk quickly said:

"Beauty looks at the moon, and there are two cicadas in the sky."

Among Su Dongpo's many monk friends, Fo Yin is the closest one, and his quarrel with Su Xiaomei will be forgotten. One day, Fo Yin jokingly said to her, "I have a pair of couplets. I dare to ask the patroness to answer them." Couplets are:

"A woman sleeps alone and has three furry eyes."

Su Xiaomei is a woman, and Fo Yin knows that she is never competitive, and the couplet with others never gives up. This time, she chose such a yellow emotional appeal to force Su Xiaomei not to speak. Unexpectedly, Su Xiaomei has never been naughty and bold. She and her brother have a similar couplet, and she doesn't feel anything at all. Although she blushed at first, she dared to say that you were a monk, and I dared not say anything, so she was right:

"Two hate the same bed, and four bald heads are upside down."

Fo Yin shook his head again and again, admitting defeat, and even praised Su Xiaomei for his clever strategy and quick thinking. Once, Su Dongpo and monk Fo Yin meditated in the forest, and the shadow of the bamboo forest moved day by day. For a long time, Fo Yin said to Su Dongpo, "Look at a gentleman sitting like a Buddha." Su Dongpo was very happy to see Fo Yin's brown cassock hanging to the ground, and said to Fo Yin, "The master is sitting like a pile of cow dung." Monk Fo Yin just smiled. Su Dongpo thought that monk Fo Yin had suffered a YaBaKui this time, and he was secretly pleased. He couldn't help telling Su Xiaomei quietly. Unexpectedly, Su Xiaomei said, "Brother, you lost again. Imagine that Fo Yin looks at you with the heart of Buddha. What kind of mood are you looking at Fo Yin? "

Su Xiaomei has grown up, but he is still very naughty. Her marriage problem has increasingly become a problem that Su and his son are thinking about. Su Xiaomei is brilliant, intelligent, informal, mischievous and even cheating. She is not very outstanding. It is difficult to find a very satisfied person to be a husband.

First, Huang Tingjian introduced Wang Anshi's son Wang Kan to Su Xiaomei, and happily brought Wang Kan's masterpiece to Su Xiaomei for evaluation. Su Xiaomei looked around and finally told Huang Tingjian that Wang Kan's works were: "novelty is more than splendor, and it is difficult to achieve great things without subtlety and gracefulness." Huang Tingjian also wants to fight for it, saying that Wang Kan is extremely clever, and he can know it clearly after reading it again. At this moment, Su Xun, who had been sitting there silently, said coldly, "What's so strange about this? Whose son has to read twice? " Huang Tingjian has nothing to say. In fact, Wang Pei can be compared with Su Xiaomei in family background, looks and talents, while Su Xiaomei just looks down on others.

While everyone was worrying about Su Xiaomei's marriage, Su Shi happened to meet Qin Guan and Qin Shaoyou. Qin Shaoyou is from Gaoyou, Jiangsu today. He was born in a landlord's family whose wealth has fallen, and the rural income is not enough to support himself. When I was a teenager, I also dealt with some geisha in Yangzhou and Yuezhou. "The sachet is hidden, and the ribbon is light." "I won the brothel and survived." Qin Guan didn't take the exam in Yuanfeng, Song Zhezong for five years, and Yuanfeng didn't take the exam for eight years. He stayed in Yuan You for five years and went to Beijing for the third time. Thanks to Su Shi, he was able to stay in Beijing for five years and was appointed as a university doctor. Since then, his relationship with Su Dongpo has always been a teacher-friend relationship, and he often goes in and out of Su's home. Young Qin Shaoyou slowly attracted Su Xiaomei's attention. On that day, she saw Qin Shaoyou's poems at her brother's house and admired them sincerely. Liao is rare.

As long as Su Xiaomei had no opinion, Qin Guan, one of the four bachelor's degrees in Su, naturally had nothing to say, so Huang Tingjian, one of the four bachelor's degrees in Su, became a ready-made matchmaker. Because Qin Shaoyou has no official position and Susan has become famous, this marriage is naturally presided over by Sue's family. Generally speaking, on their wedding night, brides will only wait for the groom's conquest with shyness, joy and anxiety, but Su Xiaomei, who is clever and eccentric, is unique. Taking up all the "geographical location" and "harmony with people", she actually wanted the groom to solve the three problems she gave before allowing her to enter the bridal chamber.

The first riddle is:

Copper and iron are baked, and ant powder is on the wall;

Yin and yang are ambiguous, and heaven and earth are my heart.

The first sentence "Copper and iron are put into a furnace for smelting, which means" melting ". In the second sentence, a wisp of ants climbed on the white powder wall, which means "fate" and is connected with "fate". In the third sentence, Yin and Yang have only one meaning, and that is "Tao".

In the middle of the universe, there are only "people". Together, the four sentences are "Taoist." Qin Shaoyou understood after a little thought, but he lost his voice. It turned out that when Huang Tingjian told Qin Shaoyou that Su Jia wanted to marry Su Xiaomei to him, although he immediately agreed, he thought of the legendary Su Xiaomei's protruding forehead and sunken eyes. Qin Shaoyou, a romantic teenager, is very uneasy about the appearance of his future wife. He has never seen Su Xiaomei. Because of the prevalence of Neo-Confucianism, he emphasized that men and women are not close, and they can't meet each other after engagement, and it is not easy to ask others. This heart disease is getting deeper and deeper. On that day, I finally learned that Su Xiaomei was going to make a pilgrimage to the temple. Qin Shaoyou made a plan to dress himself up as a Taoist. He waited in front of the temple first. When Su Xiaomei's sedan chair arrived, Qin Shaoyou stepped forward and asked, "Miss, may you live a long and merciful life!"

Su Xiaomei immediately refused in the sedan chair: "How dare a Taoist ask for charity?" What Qin Shaoyou wanted was Su Xiaomei's response, and immediately said, "May Miss be like a medicine tree, and all diseases will not be born!" Su Xiaomei aggressive, not to be outdone, and then said:

"Spit lotus flowers at passers-by, and don't give up." As I answered, I thought, listening to this man's accent is very pleasant. He must be young, so I don't know what he looks like. Judging from his charity language, Su Xiaomei couldn't help lifting the car curtains to see what had happened. What Qin Shaoyou wants is for Su Xiaomei to show up. How could he miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and hurry up? Suddenly, I felt that this person was the one who didn't want to go in, so I motioned the maid to turn around and leave. Qin Shaoyou chased and said, Su Xiaomei heart trouble, angrily replied:

"Madmen are greedy and stupid, so bring gold." He got up and went back to the house like a gust of wind. Qin Shaoyou finally met Su Xiaomei and thought that she was not ugly, especially because of her elegant temperament, strange behavior and aggressiveness. She was very unhappy, but when Su Xiaomei came home, she became more and more angry, so she had the first question of bridal chamber night, and she took the Qin Shaoyou exam to get back at her. As a teenager, Qin Shaoyou was mixed up in geisha farms in Yangzhou and other places. On the romantic field, his face is thicker than cowhide. After he figured out the poem riddle, he wrote back a song:

Why chemical industry promotes spring and famous gardens bloom;

Tao is the original owner of Dongfeng, and no one dares to go to the flower platform.

The words at the beginning of each sentence in the poem add up to "Taoist alms", and the whole poem also implies the tone of apology. Su Xiaomei was secretly pleased when he saw her, and he was happy with her husband. When he was happy, he finally apologized to me.

A poem riddle immediately appeared, stating that the whole poem hit four historical figures, and the answers must be indicated one by one. The riddle is:

Strong grandfather wins ancestors, digs the wall and steals the night school;

Silk often thinks of her mother, and the old man leans against the door all day long.

Qin Shaoyou learned a lot and guessed without thinking: the first sentence is Sun Quan, the second sentence is Kong Ming, and the third sentence is "The thread in the hands of a loving mother makes clothes for wayward children; She sewed carefully and repaired it thoroughly, fearing that it would delay his time to go home. "

Nature is "thinking", and the fourth sentence is that the old man leans against the door all day. Nature is hope, and that is great hope. Qin Shaoyou passed the exam smoothly. For Qin Shaoyou, it's like marching to war. Every time he solves a problem, he takes a step forward At this moment, he went outside Su Xiaomei's boudoir. Sue's father, son and many guests are waiting for the last question. The window of the boudoir slowly opened a crack, revealing Su Xiaomei's delicate hand and handing out a piece of paper. Servant immediately took it and handed it to Qin Shaoyou. I saw it read:

"Open the moon window with your hands, the moon is thin, and it will definitely not rain tonight;"

Su Shi saw it, secretly laughed, stretched out a finger and pointed to the word "rain". Qin Shaoyou got the message and immediately replied:

"A stone breaks through the water, the sky is crisp, and the Ming Dynasty will be frosty."

On the surface, it will definitely not rain tonight, but it actually implies sex, and the homonym of "rain" and "language" means that I won't talk to you tonight. Qin Shaoyou replied with "It must be first frost of the Ming Dynasty". "first frost" and "Double" are homophonic. Since they are paired, they must have sex.

As soon as the note was handed in, the door opened. Su Xiaomei stood by the door with a smile and shame, and Qin Shaoyou walked in happily. Nature is a Wushan dream, making love.

It is said that shortly after the wedding, Su Xiaomei made a pilgrimage to the temple and made a wish. The monk is familiar with Sue's brother and sister. At this time, the monk deliberately asked Su Xiaomei: "How does it feel to be newly married?" Su Xiaomei just smiled, but he waved the numbers with a pen and paper, then put the note on the clock and said to the monk, I will know if I want to know. The monk had to put his bald head into the clock and saw on the paper: "This is it." Happy with Qin Shaoyou laughed.

Qin Shaoyou once "won a brothel with her impetuousness and fame" among geisha, and she has various means to arouse women's enthusiasm.

Qin Shaoyou can write lyrics, and his lyrics are good at expressing sentimental feelings through beautiful scenery and endless tones. Lyrics are just like people, and Qin Shaoyou's temperament is also deeply loved by Su Xiaomei. Unfortunately, he is jealous of his fate. Su Xiaomei died within a few years of marriage. At that time, Qin Shaoyou was an official, politically frustrated and exiled. Hearing the news, he sadly wrote a poem "Chitose":

"Outside the water's edge, the wall is cold in spring, and the shadows are chaotic, and the sound of honeymoons." Drift and hydrophobic helmet, leave and take off the outer belt. Missing day after day, body and mind have been burned to ashes. Recalling yesterday's Xichi meeting, Qi Fei Seagull, let's go hand in hand. Who is here today? Ah, the ship goes around the sun and the moon, and the dream is broken, only the bronze mirror, and the blushing face is gone. Spring goes and spring comes, flying red like the sea. "

Later, I married a woman named Xu, the latter.