Guan Hongfeng's blind date diary

Guan Hongfeng has other things to worry about.

It is wrong to say that it is sad. He is just afraid of Guan Hongyu, a good man. Ice should be afraid of fire. It's not too cold. It's an ice cream at best. Fear is normal. Such a spicy person is roasted as soon as he comes near.

He went to the prison to meet Guan Hongyu. Guan Hongyu came out of the bald door and pretended to be his own suit when he went in. He has lost some weight. It wasn't long before he got a normal haircut. His head is green, and he is so ugly when he walks in the crowd. Guan Hongyu was still laughing, and just got on the bus and collapsed in his seat. "Oh, I feel calm when I see you. I really want to sleep. Last night I kept thinking that I could finally come out. My heart was beating so loudly that I couldn't sleep. "

Guan Hongfeng's cold sweat and tears will not flow. He adjusted his seat to let Guan Hongyu sleep first, and then called him when he got home. As a result, he found Guan Hongyu dozing off with his seat belt on his pillow, and his expression was very stable.

Guan Hongyu cares more about the tides than he does. He always said that the pattern of his boxers was so painful. I still remember that in high school, Guan Hongyu was retaliated by senior classmates. He cut off a hair and shaved off an eyebrow. He stood still, went to settle accounts one by one a few days later, and directly abolished the whole heaven with a stick. At that time, Guan Hongfeng had actually begun to shave his head, but he was merciful. The man shaved into a light bulb, and the woman just shaved into an inch board.

The school leader is angry. According to Guan Hongyu, I thought my brother was the coolest in the school at that time, because he coldly reasoned with the principal in our place, and I would fight for it at all costs. From then on, everyone in the school understood that none of Guan Jia's brothers is a fuel-efficient lamp, and bullying any of them can make you feel campus violence immediately.

Guan Hongyu was crying and cutting his hair, like a really dead uncle. The next day, his eyes were swollen like those swollen goldfish, and the reform-through-labor head was ugly. Guan Hongfeng knows that he likes to boast about his good looks and is afraid of his depression. He went to the barber's and asked the master to have the same haircut. At home, Guan Hongfeng rolled on the ground with laughter. Guan Hongfeng was embarrassed and only said that he was determined to study hard to cut his hair.

The countdown to the traffic lights is particularly long. Guan Hongfeng turned the unlucky child's head a little so that he wouldn't bend his neck. He looked carefully and found that the ear hole on the earlobe had grown up, leaving only a shallow trace.

He felt his ear. The ear hole he wore in summer seems to be inflamed again, and it hurts when he touches it. Guan Hongfeng wants to cry, so as not to cause a traffic accident.

Guan Hongyu continued to stay at Guan Hongfeng's house on the pretext of raising hair. Euphemistically, it is easier to get enough take-out price by ordering two people's take-out every day, but in fact, he can order enough for three people in one meal and send a children's meal. Those takeaway brothers are not bad. They don't want to change every time they get familiar with it. Guan Hongyu has completely eliminated the heavy shadow of selling murderers.

Zhou Xun is particularly bad. After finally hearing what Zhou Xiao confessed to Guan Hongyu, he deliberately took her to Guan Hongfeng's home to send warm greetings to his comrades, so that Zhou Xiao could see if the middle-aged man in the sloppy labor camp at home could make people disillusioned. It's a pity that Zhou Xiao learned one trick and two styles from Guan Hongfeng, seeing that his boss was going to break down. When someone got off the bus, he immediately drove Wang around to eat spicy crayfish.

As a result, Zhou Xun suffered the shock of madness alone.

When I opened the door, there were two faces that were not much different. Let him fuck you and say hello to you.

What is even more frightening is that they all shaved off that simple inch. Guan Hongfeng is a bad son. Guan Hongyu is narrow-minded and deliberately speaks in the same tone. When Zhou Xun called the wrong name, Guan Hongyu hit him with a paper towel ball.

"No, my uncle, why do you take it hard and get the same ugly ... bald head? You shouldn't have any strange plans to do again, should you? Ah? "

"No, I just saw Hongyu in a bad mood. He must have been very angry when he saw my hair, so he cut it. "

That's a good reason and an idiot. Guan Hongyu was obviously shocked by the answer. When peeling paper walnuts, he threw the nuts into the trash can, stuffed the shells into his mouth, chewed them up and swallowed them.

"Then how can your head increase at least five centimeters in a straight line every day?"

Guan Hongfeng took all the walnuts, for fear that Guan Hongyu would become mentally retarded by eating the shells. "Buy a wig at 50% discount, cut one, and rotate the remaining two every three days. How did you become a policeman? You can't read your hair. "

Zhou Xun was really angry and almost fainted.

The old uncle who is about to be promoted is still a competent old uncle. "Women's eyes are too poisonous. If you see that your hair is fake, do you think you have hair loss and kidney deficiency? "

Guan Hongyu, who is eating melon seeds, jumped up when he heard this. "Love makes her sick! My brother Guan Hongfeng arrested the bad guys and sent them from Tianjin Port to Hong Kong. He has won three awards all over the world. He is proud, upright, witty and personable. Police legend says that criminals are nemesis, and we have 8 million police academy boys to remember! "

Why does this sound so strange? Guan Hongfeng also took the melon seeds, for fear that Guan Hongyu would spill them all over the floor. "How do you know what Zhou Xun is saying?"

"Ah, little Guan Ye, I still have my own way." Guan Hongyu was angry, and his mouth was swollen like a puffer fish. "GuanHongFeng, do you want to blind date or I know somewhere else. My brother is a disgrace. "

Guan Hongfeng looked at Zhou Xun's broken face for a second and began to make quick eye contact.

I thought you were talking about entertaining the families of some leaders?

That's really family. Director Hao of the appraisal department said that they like you very much and are smart and blessed.

Zhou Xun, do you know why Xiaoming's grandfather lived so long? In other words, he never interferes.

Damn it, you are a baiwenhang. I'm afraid you'll really kill all the peach blossoms and die alone. I'll find you a good girlfriend, or you'll live with your brother for the rest of your life. !

I want to, but he won't. Guan Hongfeng shook his head and remembered that he had been chased by many strange girls, crying and cursing. He knows how much debt Guan Hongyu owes, and his age span is not small. He wondered whether anyone was touching porcelain.

"You don't ask me, do you know how elusive a woman's mind is? It's harder than criminal investigation class. Within a minute, you were hanged by a magical spit. Jun said that I met a thrilling man on a blind date today. I suspect that he is indifferent. "

"Guan Hongyu, what website do you go to all day?" Guan Hongfeng frowned.

Seeing that his brother missed the point, Guan Hongyu inexplicably took up a burst of anger. "This is not a pornographic website! I want to go to Huangwang Internet Cafe! " As soon as he cut in line, he slammed the door.

"Whose name is registered to go to the Internet cafe?"

"GuanHongFeng! It has been signed for more than two years, and it is still smooth! " The sound of being locked in the bedroom is extremely gloating.

This atmosphere, this dialogue, is more like a studio with children at home. Zhou Xun was really stunned. "Are you all like this at home?"

GuanHongFeng nodded.

Week tour a pair of happy appearance, "it seems that you still have many years of old tube experience with children. A room suitable for IKEA! I have too much confidence in you, the matchmaker is sure! " Guan Hongfeng's WeChat turned a one-yuan red envelope and asked him to leave quickly.

Seeing that his brother didn't want to get to the point, Guan Hongyu inexplicably took up a burst of anger. "This is not a pornographic website! I want to go to Huangwang Internet Cafe! " As soon as he cut in line, he slammed the door.

"Whose name did you register in the Internet cafe?"

"GuanHongFeng! It has been signed for more than two years, and it is still smooth! " The sound of being locked in the bedroom is extremely gloating.

This atmosphere, this dialogue, is more like a studio with children at home. Zhou Xun was really stunned. "Are you all like this at home?"

GuanHongFeng nodded.

Week tour a pair of happy appearance, "it seems that you still have many years of experience with children in the old tube, or a rebellious child. A room suitable for IKEA! I have too much confidence in you, and the profits of the matchmaker are all mine! " Guan Hongfeng's WeChat turned a one-yuan red envelope and asked him to leave quickly.

Guan Hongyu is really grown up, not as relaxed as before. These days, he is even more embarrassed. All the takeout orders for Guan Hongfeng are marked with the words "Don't put pepper on the spilled noodles, and don't barbecue the baked noodles". Guan Hongfeng sighed and felt that the melon skin he shaved was white.

Emotional intelligence is not so good. At least there is IQ in the rescue. Guan Hongfeng figured out what happened to his brother recently.

"Hongyu, I don't treat you like an outsider. I didn't know about blind date at first. "

"Hey, I knew it was Zhou Xun batting practice." Guan Hongyu finally got two big chicken wings for his brother. "So are you going on a blind date?"

"I was just about to ask you what I was going to wear."

Guan Hongyu immediately took the chicken wings back to his bowl.

Guan Hongfeng thinks that his brother has really grown up, so it's hard to coax. Before, he said he wouldn't tell him or ask him about his experience, but now he gets angry when he asks.

"What are you angry about?" He softened his tone. Guan Hongyu's mouth was full of chicken, while chewing, he pushed his mouth out into the sky, blinked at him and scolded him with his eyes, but he didn't know what Guan Hongyu was cursing.

"Elder brother, you are not such a casual person, how can you find me a sister-in-law so casually ..."

Guan Hongfeng is a beggar. He deeply feels like a father and wants to find a stepmother in the reorganized family. "You may not be able to be husband and wife. Maybe we can be friends in the future? "

"Blind date is too inefficient for you, and if you want to find a wife, you must be able to take care of you. You said you were dark and scared. Who can carry you back when you fainted? You also need to find someone who can fight in case someone wants revenge on you at any time, and someone who can drink will help you stop drinking. You need smart people and flexible minds to have a common language with you; You don't talk much, and you won't hold back all day when you find interesting things. Besides, you see that your supernumerary consultant is extremely poor. Who else is working so hard now and is ready to be scolded by you? "

I'm difficult to serve. Guan Hongfeng thought about it exploringly.

"Yes!" Someone started laughing.

Then I'd better earn money seriously and go to a better nursing home and find a kind nurse.

Guan Hongyu doesn't know if my brother did it on purpose. "You didn't think there are such kind and excellent people around you? None? "

Guan Hongfeng suddenly smiled. "I thought a romantic like you would tell me that you can find someone without anything. The most important thing is to love each other. I didn't expect you to list a lot of requirements. "

There are many things you didn't expect, and you don't know how to read minds. Guan Hongyu was frustrated and unwilling to continue.

Finally, Guan Hongyu randomly selected several sets of clothes for Guan Hongfeng, including a red sweater with a green coat, a purple scarf with a black coat, and a white shirt with blue pants.

Guan Hongfeng sympathizes with his brother. Maybe he was locked up in prison for a long time, and his eyes were out of order, so he couldn't help making him Lycium barbarum and American ginseng tea.

Guan Hongfeng, you uncle! I have never been so wronged in my life!

Guan Hongyu used the most exquisite cross-dressing technology and tracking skills in his life, and successfully sat at the back of the table between Guan Hongfeng and Haotian, pretending to start making tea and listening carefully to the movement over there.

Haotian I don't think so. Does my brother like spicy food?

I saw the plain little Jasper girl gesticulating vainly on Guan Hongfeng's face and snapping her fingers. Guan Hongyu squinted and thought it was fortune telling, and wondered why so many people knew these things these days. Isn't Scientific Outlook on Development what the school teaches? As a result, she turned to look again and saw Guan Hongfeng, a people's policeman from science, still smiling happily.

I am so angry. I am talking nonsense. Who wouldn't say something nice? Those are things that hurt people's talents! Then Guan Hongyu began to use his mobile phone to check the characters on the Internet.

The next second, what the man took out of his pocket turned out to be a butterfly switchblade. She took the knife and went straight to Guan Hongfeng's head.

Guan Hongyu's body reacts faster than his brain. She immediately turned the girl's hand with a knife that would suddenly change her face. As soon as I got started, I knew that the girl had never practiced, and her knees went soft when she knocked. She shouted wildly that Guan Hongfeng had killed her boyfriend and she wanted revenge.

Guan Hongfeng reflected it with his hand, and the ejected blade scraped his arm. He is afraid of the cold and hasn't taken off his thick coat yet. The wound was wrapped inside, and he was bleeding until the flying cotton turned red.

"Call the police, call the police! Call an ambulance! " Guan Hongyu's wig was unskilled and his buttons were too loose. He exposed his bald head with his broken voice and swearing words. At this time, everyone doesn't know what to do. In desperation, I wanted to cut my sleeve with a knife on the ground, and Guan Hongfeng told me not to pollute the evidence.

Guan Hongyu burst into tears, like a wound one meter long. He thinks Guan Hongfeng is really an iceman. There was no special reaction at this time, but he felt that the blood was hot.

"Don't be afraid, it's not particularly painful." Guan Hongfeng's fingertips were cold, but he just looked at Guan Hongyu and smiled.

This man really talks nonsense. Guan Hongyu felt that he was looked down upon. He observed Guan Hongfeng's various small moves for so long that he couldn't understand the truth.

"Brother, I think you are really, really unlucky." It's just that a relative can encounter this kind of shit, and he still has to open a needle and sew six or seven stitches. I wonder if there will be any scars in the future. Guan Hongyu's fingers itch. He really wants to smoke, but there is a sign on the ambulance that says no smoking.

"Zhou Xun looked at my face and said nothing. I had my ears pierced and my life was broken. Every year, there is a bloodbath, telling me to stay in the police force and stay away from evil. "GuanHongFeng injury has been bandaged, now sit and wait for the police car sent to do the record.

"He is really good. In order to keep you, he will come full of lies. "

Guan Hongfeng asked Guan Hongyu to squat down and carefully helped him lift the wig. Guan Hongyu cheated, leaned his head directly in his brother's arms and smelled a nose of disinfectant and blood.

What should I do? Will there be scars? Guan Hongyu sniffed and looked at the wrapped arm.

A few more scars are really ugly, and there are wrinkles on your face. I don't think I can really talk about anyone.

Come on, you just don't like others for so many years, and you can't hold the world in your heart.

"No, I think you are still quite vulgar."

Guan Hongyu paused, not knowing how to answer. "Without objects, there would be no objects. You still have me, and I will definitely not leave you. " He didn't move, his voice was drowned out by his clothes. "I am your best brother."

He suddenly felt a little uneasy, afraid that Guan Hongfeng would misunderstand something, and hoped that he would misunderstand something. He also hopes that he can be planted in this misunderstanding. "Why do I feel that you have been ... weird recently, too gentle with me?"

Guan Hongfeng really laughed out loud this time. His injured hand hit the corner of the car and hissed, which scared Guan Hongyu to bounce.

"Because I seriously thought about it, there are a few people around me who can carry me, fight, cross talk, and investigate the case, but I prefer only ..."

GuanHongYu cover your brother's mouth, face and ears flushed bright red, "no! You are too cunning, you must surpass me! "

So what do you want? Guan Hongfeng scolded him with his eyes.

"Let's find a good place tonight, romantic, with moonlight, and then you let me speak first, and then you nod after listening ..."

"Guan Hongyu, you are really a mother."

Guan Hongyu is not annoyed. Niang nervously took Guan Hongfeng's hand and walked into the police car. When no one was looking, she pecked at her brother's bloody ear: "Mom, you will know tonight. I want to do something very bad for you, especially bad. "