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(Humorous Sketch) Paternity Identification

Screenwriter: Huang

Character: Kumquat-female, about 25 years old, pregnant.

Liu Han-male, about 30 years old.

Fu Gui-male, about 30 years old, boss.

Ali-male, about 30 years old, sissy.

Nurse-female, about 20 years old.

Scene:

Scene: Hospital paternity test center.

Background: The hospital sign says "paternity testing center". Kumquat dragged Liu Khan, who looked around for fear of being seen by others.

Kumquat: (to Liu Han) What are you afraid of? You are not a thief. What are you afraid of when you meet people? Be bold. You have the courage to do or admit it.

Liu Han (pretending) I'm not afraid. I'm watching the road, afraid of going wrong.

Kumquat: You don't have to worry. I am looking for this hospital for you. This is the hospital with the fewest people coming. Nobody knows you. You don't think there is anyone?

[Liu Han found one.

Liu Han: (happy) That's right. It seems that there is not even a fly. No one has been to this hospital. I can't even find an acquaintance to help. Kumquat, you'd better find a hospital where I know someone, and someone will take care of one.

Kumquat: You didn't tell me earlier. If you had told me earlier, I would have found any one. Come this far.

[The nurse holds the registration form.

Nurse: Who is Kumquat?

[Kumquat says I am.

Nurse: What about your husband?

Kumquat: Here, here (pushing Liu Han)

Nurse: (Look) Ah, old classmate Liu Han? Are you here for a paternity test?

[Liu Han didn't expect to meet an acquaintance, so he had to bite the bullet.

Liu Han: Right, right.

Nurse: Didn't you say you weren't married? You told us loudly at the class reunion last month. Why do you have a paternity test now?

Liu Han: (squeaking) Me, me, me, me, me.

Kumquat: It's none of his business. I was careless. (Laughter)

Nurse: (looking at Liu Han and smiling knowingly) I see, Liu Han, don't worry, I will keep your secret. Come on, (followed by Liu Han)

[Result: Liu Han is not his father.

Act II: The scene and background are the same as the first act.

[Kumquat leans beside Fu Gui, who is wearing a gorgeous suit.

Fu Gui: (Looking around) Waiter, you can come to this place. You need to find a good room. Without air conditioning, it will be bad if it is hot, and no one will greet it. Tired will not get better, thirsty will not get better without water.

Kumquat: (happily) Brother Fu Gui, you are so kind to me. It doesn't matter. Just for the time being. Few hospitals are like hotels, so it's hard for you.

Nurse: As long as you are happy, why doesn't anyone disappear without a trace? Hello?,,,,

[The nurse goes out to see kumquat.

Nurse: Is that you again?

Kumquat: I like coming. Do you have a problem?

Nurse: (ignoring kumquat and suddenly seeing wealth) An old colleague?

Fu Gui: (Unexpectedly) Do you work here?

Nurse: Yes, it's like being a big boss. You don't have to do anything except get paid. Who are you coming with?

Kumquat: (on) me.

Nurse: (surprised) You,,, (Look at the wealth, unbelievable)

Fu Gui: Yes, yes. Could you please handle it?

The nurse pulls wealth to a place.

Nurse: (whispering) Is she your wife? (Fu Gui doesn't know how to answer) It seems to be,,, right?

[Kumquat busy came and pulled them away.

Kumquat: Check it quickly. Why do you say so much?

Nurse: (loudly) It's hard to be cuckolded. Old colleague, I didn't say I wouldn't remind you.

Fu Gui: (Nodding) OK.

Kumquat: Brother Fu Gui, hurry up.

[riches and honour, busy say yes, and went in with the nurse.

[Result: Fu Gui is not a father.

Three acts: the scene and background are the same as one act.

[Ali holds kumquat.

Ali: You really know how to find a place. Such a nice place, with good taste, good environment and quiet, reminds me of the place where I first dated you.

Kumquat: You are so bad. Where was our first date, the cinema or the hospital?

Ali: Everyone has the word Yuan. It is the witness of our love.

Kumquat: Witness? (patting his stomach) This is the witness?

Ali: Why don't we come to a place like this? Let's go home.

Kumquat: I haven't figured it out yet.

Ali: No, it's ours. I promised to raise you.

[Nurse, look at kumquat.

Nurse: You again. Who did you bring this time? You are energetic every day. It won't be my colleague or classmate this time, will it? (Looking at Ali in surprise) You? Ali? (Kumquat is embarrassed to say)

Ali: Ah, it's you, hey! You abandoned me, so you are a nurse here?

Nurse: Yes, yes, yes. (Narrator: I didn't expect my second-hand goods to suit her, too. I can't stand a sissy man. She can still have sex with him. Alas,

Ali: What's your attitude? You ignored our guests. You are so rude, we won't check it.

Kumquat: (Listen, it's not good) No, you have to check it. I'm not at ease if you don't check. (Pushing Ali in, the nurse shook her head helplessly after seeing it).

[Soon. The nurse came out to give the test paper kumquat.

[Kumquat, surprise: loudly: I finally know that the child is my husband's. The nurse was frightened.