I once read a funny monologue, but I can't remember it clearly, but I remember at the beginning: "I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, and whoever dares to touch my soy sauce, I am his ancest

I once read a funny monologue, but I can't remember it clearly, but I remember at the beginning: "I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, and whoever dares to touch my soy sauce, I am his ancestor." I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who wants to dip me in soy sauce x his ancestors! Traveling all over the country, I drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track, and Jesus played drums on his head. Kissed a fool.

I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who dares to touch me with soy sauce, X his ancestors! I walked south … I ran north … I drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track and kissed a fool. Climb the mountain and fight tigers … Shaolin Temple practices martial arts, and the left dragon and the right white tiger often treat Clinton as 250 and feed Sakyamuni to the tiger! There was a dance on the pyramid, and Jesus beat drums on his head.