What great colleagues have you met in the workplace?

1, sleepy, was assigned to the warehouse when he first joined the company, mainly responsible for loading and receiving goods. There was a great big brother in our class at that time. This big brother made it clear that he likes loading cars, while others don't. I felt very decomposed at that time. Later, I learned that he was particularly sleepy. We work the night shift. If we classify and scan, he will probably fall asleep. How easy is it to get sleepy? I once saw him fall asleep in a minute, and it was winter, standing. The most wonderful time was that this guy took more than N cage cars (loaded with sorting equipment), surrounded himself and fell asleep. We looked for him all night and found him when we were packing in the morning.

He is also a colleague and is responsible for loading cars. He was once locked in a car because he fell asleep while loading a car, and pulled down from Wuxi to Shanghai. When I opened the door in Shanghai, I found him standing at the door, puzzled and vicissitudes.

3. There is also a great colleague who loves to show as long as he has a leader and stutters when he asks questions. Once a foreign leader arranged a dinner party, and he took me back and forth to introduce a toast. The Mudd family didn't drink too much and got drunk.

4. Why don't you pay back the money, leave your job and get married, and let's follow suit. Two social security workers all suffered work-related injuries one day, all kinds of wonderful things.

In fact, I really don't want to vomit this colleague W. It's all bad memories, but as a great colleague, no one can stand it. Just say a few things.

1. W and I are destined for love.

After graduating from college, the company allocated a dormitory for every two college students, so W and I were "unfortunately" separated. Go to work together every day and get off work together.

Department selection, more than 40 college students, the two of us were selected to a regional market, and a regional market was responsible for the same customer. The probability of such a thing seems to be less than 5 million. I have a vague feeling that someone is manipulating it in the dark.

I only remember that when I was a roommate with him, he said to me, "Don't you northerners stay up late? You go to bed at 6: 30 every day, and we southerners go to bed after 2: 00 every day. Your schedule is not normal. " I'm not saying that the pimples on his face have never stopped.

2. Strong and rude

I remember once, he had been off work for more than an hour. He has some work to negotiate with people from other departments, but they have already left work. He yelled at someone on the phone, "Then leave your job and don't do it again." As a bystander, I think he is particularly rude. He doesn't like to be disturbed after work. His face will be different when he is replaced by someone else.

He is always right when the mail is torn.

His dormitory is far away. He goes to work at 8.30, and the shuttle bus from 7.30 will leave downstairs. Once he got up late, and the bus didn't wait for him, so he sent a complaint email to the team leader of our company, asking the team to change the time to 8.00. He had a long argument with the dispatcher's email, which involved the leaders of both sides, but it was finally dropped because most people in that dormitory thought the time was too long. Afterwards, he followed the bus to work like an innocent man.

Some people may think this is a trivial matter, but he is always self-centered and his decision-making method is always right. This attitude makes many friends around him gradually away from him, and friends who used to play well with him don't talk to him much now. Of course I'm far away.

When I first entered the workplace, because of campus recruitment, I called a company every day to make an appointment with a customer and then talked about the customer's transaction. When I went to fill out the form, my colleague came over and asked me to fill in her name. At that time, I was still a little white and didn't know the process. I asked the financial staff whose name to fill in. The financial staff said that the client you talked about only knew that I had talked about her client's transaction by filling in your name. If I fill in her name, I can get a commission.

Fortune telling.