Shenlongxiao talk show has incisive lines, quotations and classic sentences;

In fact, there are no men who are afraid of their wives, only men who love their wives. The better you treat your daughter-in-law, the better you will be. You are an emperor, a princess, a husband-in-law, a maid-in-waiting and a eunuch.

Before getting married, I always consider a question, why do we have to choose a good date for marriage? I understand after marriage, because there is no good life after marriage. Before I got married, I was always worried about not being free after marriage. Why? Because the law does not allow men to have three wives and four concubines, I found that this law protects men after marriage. After getting married, I learned three unique skills. Can one of you kneel on the remote control and keep the channel unchanged? Can one of you kneel down and make sure that the instant noodles don't fall off? Can any of you guarantee that kneeling durian won't cry out in pain? I can.

Woman! Don't hold a man too tightly, grab his heart and let go of his body. A person is a handful of sand. The tighter you hold it, the more it will flow. So women! Know how to cherish your youth. A 20-year-old woman is like a cherry. It is not necessarily delicious to look good. A 30-year-old woman is like an apple, both beautiful and delicious; A 40-year-old woman is like a pineapple, delicious but not necessarily beautiful; 50-year-old women are like tomatoes. Do you still think you are ... a fruit? Therefore, while you are young, you should pursue love and be bold. Don't turn yourself into an older woman. Why are there so many older women? To sum up, one reason is lack of courage. A 20-year-old woman is young and beautiful, but she has no evil heart and courage; Is a 30-year-old woman wicked or not? A 40-year-old woman has an evil heart and the courage of a thief. Looking back, she saw that the thief had left. What a terrible world without thieves!

What is depression? It's just three dozen to one dozen, a handful of mahjong to be held, a wallet stolen, my wife running away with someone, leaving only porridge at home. My eyes ached at the smell, and I went to the hospital and the ambulance fell into the ditch.

Time will bring you what you want bit by bit, and it will also take away what you want to leave.

Everyone longs for love like Titanic, but how many ships are there?