Fortune-telling jokes _ funny sayings of fortune-telling

The more commonly used expressions of fortune telling, the better. You can also go to Baidu Post Bar to tell fortune for your fans. There are many examples of prediction.

Fortune teller's classic lines, this benefactor, I think you are so dark, I'm afraid you will be bloodbath in a few days.

(oh? What is the solution? The benefactor has shown signs of disaster recently, so it is better to find a temple to take refuge for the time being.

I really appreciate it． )

The language of divination is urgent! In this life, I am pure in character, fair in handling affairs, loyal in temperament, and have grievances for the officials. Brothers are weak, ancestors are slow. Those who were mixed up in their early years are destined to make money when they come. At the beginning of 1989, I was single-handedly, and at the age of 30, I finally got well. On the contrary, I feel sad during childbirth. At the age of 36 to 40, just like Jin Qiuju is released in autumn, it is expensive to exhaust all my efforts. Finally, it is perfect to send them out.

This life is straightforward, casual and unfinished. If you leave the field, you can achieve anything, and you can't help yourself. Learning to be excellent is famous in all directions. At first, you can't get rich. You can't get married until you pay 389 and 456. In the end, it's like three spring willows, with green leaves on the branches and red scenery everywhere. The wife's palace is hard, and the daughter-in-law is true. Shou Yuan is 47 years old. After that, she can live to be 66 years old and die in September.

Fortune teller, guest officer, your press is black and you are afraid of accidents.

My guest, you are a star.

Sir, are you looking for someone?

Guest, I have a strange face, which is rare in a hundred years. ...

For example, the language in fortune telling means that only fortune tellers can understand it, and ordinary people with relevant foundations can understand it. He can only speak technical terms. Because each item contains a lot of information, he can't tell you slowly.

I want some fortune-telling jargon. Please don't bow your head and say "deceptive trick". It's unfair to cut with a knife.

Since it is considered a deceptive trick, why does the landlord want to know? Is it because he learned to lie?

The following are technical terms. Don't read it if you don't like it.

The blackening of Tang Yin is a matter of appearance.

There is also a complete paradise, a pavilion in Fiona Fang, a nose with ears, a vain look, a leaky nostril and a sky all over the ground.

Eight-character fortune-telling terminology

Long life, wealth and weakness, two healthy stops, sitting in the den, no disaster is inevitable, injured officials see officials, wealthy stars enter the grave, peach blossoms enter their lives, and bathe peach blossoms.

Ask a fortune-telling language to explain how you are. It is said that people who have been enchanted by this divination have been very sad since they were born. Generally speaking, all his relatives died, and then his children and grandchildren were illegally imprisoned, and there was no money around, so he would be poor, so he would be optimistic.

What does Mr. Shugua often say? The two masters are absolutely right, exactly the same.

In fact, the real fortune teller makes a scientific prediction and analysis of divination according to your requirements!

You don't deserve the word "sir" of those liars, and don't believe it.

Get a funny advertising slogan for fortune telling. The Book of Changes is a Queba culture that has been circulating in China for 5,000 years, and no one can doubt it. Everyone should look at the Book of Changes fortune-telling with a scientific eye. We should not blindly think that fortune-telling in the Book of Changes is superstitious because some poor prophets cheat money and color under the banner of fortune-telling in the Book of Changes, and we should not foolishly think that fortune-telling is immortal because some prophets who are proficient in five techniques and numerology predict accurately. After all, fortune telling is only a technology, and the knowledge of numerology mastered by the forecaster directly affects the accuracy of prediction.

Fortune-telling language means typical lies! ! ! How mysterious you are.