The Cross Line of Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Liu Bei: "Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world." Gu: I want to travel back to claim the original copyright. ...

Yuan Shao: Everyone knows you (Gao Shi in Tang Dynasty: This is obviously copying my work Don't Move Big! )

Primary school: master ... master ... (Isn't this the popular name for slaves in the Qing Dynasty? )

Spoofing:

Dong Zhuo: Luoyang is very luxurious. I am very happy here.

Liu Bei: Yuan Shao is a fool who can't help. Dou: Dad, how did you know so early? Changed to fortune telling? )

Cao Cao: Everyone knows Si Mazhao's heart. This is the most thunder. Cao Cao has known this for a long time. He didn't kill Si Mazhao's father. This shows Cao Cao's kindness.

Lu Bu: My Diophantine is the first of the four beauties in ancient China!

Ignorance and misuse:

Wang Yun: This is the story of my daughter Deusim.

Dong Zhuo: You are a treasure house! This idiom originated when Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said that he would build a golden house to marry his cousin when he was a child, and later it was compared to marrying a wife or hiding a lover. )

Dong Zhuo (known as Marotta): Brother Li ... (Marotta, there is no such person in the official history, but there is such a person in the fifty-ninth volume of Zi Jian. In the romance, he is Dong Zhuo's son-in-law and counselor, so it is totally inappropriate to call him Brother Li. )

Yuan Shao: Meng De, your team has returned to Korea. (Cao Cao chased Dong Zhuo and was defeated when he came back, but this idiom is used to describe his triumphant return. )

Modern articles:

Wang Yun (the story of persuading Diusim): If you want to kill animals, you must first devote yourself wholeheartedly. Deusim's story: What's the difference between an adoptive father's behavior and an animal's?

Liu Dai: I have a general, Pan Feng, with a 100 kg mountain axe in his hand. He has the courage to do anything wrong. This man is bound to kill Hua Xiong. Yuan Shao: Do you dare to fight? Pan Feng: Why not? My axe has long been thirsty!

Chen Gong: Meng De! We did something bad! ! They didn't kill us, they killed the pig! Cao Cao thought: You call me a pig? )

Cao Cao: Kill if you want. Why hesitate to make yourself miserable?

Cao Cao: My head is too expensive and yours is too cheap. sorry

Cao Cao: When the eyelids blink, the old hen becomes a duck. (What our primary school math teacher often says)

Dong Zhuo: Yuan Shao is a bastard!

Dong Zhuo: Cao Cao, you z!