Classic humorous jokes hurt the stomach.

20 classic humorous jokes make your stomach ache.

People who love to laugh are never too bad luck, so do you like to laugh? I have collected many interesting jokes here. Let's have a look! Maybe I can beat your laughing blood!

The classic humorous jokes make your stomach laugh. One word is 20 words.

1

Beat your wife in the future and take off her clothes. If you hit her with clothes on, it's called domestic violence. If you take off your clothes, it's called domestic violence. . . Mood. . .

2

Ba Lao went to town and stayed in a hotel. The hotel room was plugged in for electricity, but that hillbilly never used it. He thought, if there is a power outage, let's cut it off. Anyway, it's okay. Just go to bed early. When I got up and went into the bathroom the next day, the tap felt, but it didn't.

Back in the village, I told the villagers that this big city is not as good as our country. There are frequent power outages, and I look at a good hotel. There is no water. There is a big white porcelain bucket with a lid in the toilet, but there is a little water in the nest below, just enough to rinse my mouth and let me wash my face! ! !

three

During the dynasty, pastor Tang Ruowang came to China to preach, but as a result, he could not recruit any followers.

In order to find out the reason, he asked a friend: I think there are some Buddhists and some believers here. Why doesn't anyone believe in our Jesus?

The friend said:? The deities and buddhas here are all dressed in gold and jade, rich and glorious, and enjoy a long life! You Jesus, who has been crucified, can expect him to bless you! ?

four

A long time ago, math and physics fell in love, but chemistry got in their way.

Mathematics and physics are separated. Physics couldn't stand the blow, committed suicide, was depressed in mathematics, and soon died. Chemistry is accompanied by mathematics. Their friends, Chinese, English, geography, politics, history and biology, all resigned after hearing this series of unfortunate news, so the original busy campus was left with only sports, music and computers. . . .

This is the most touching love story I have ever heard.

five

A Dai went for an interview and the manager asked him to fill in the schedule.

He wrote a book: stealing chickens at the age of five, stealing ducks at the age of six, and learning culture at the age of eight or nine; Stealing examination questions in junior high school, engaging in school beauty in senior high school, four years of miserable university, in exchange for poor jobs; Bragging during the day and steaming in the sauna at night, my performance was in a mess, and my boss drove me back to my hometown. If you ask me, what do I know? You can cheat when you are young, cheat when you grow up, and nothing else. Can you have me?

The manager smiled and said, get out!

Classic humorous jokes make you laugh your stomach off.

1

I couldn't bear to watch my wife get up early every day and take the subway to work, so I quietly bought a house in the city center. The house is not big, but at least I don't have to see her again.

2

I feel hopeless! I can't believe I'm gay. I haven't found out for over 20 years. Since I came to work in the new company, whenever I meet our manager, I want to embarrass her!

three

Mom: You are 30 years old. Why don't you find someone?

Me: I am sick!

Mom: What's the matter?

Me: strange heterosexual phobia!

Mom: Speak human words!

Me: I am ugly and have no money.

four

End of the year? Have you ever taught? A good way for everyone to earn extra money: find a street that they don't often go to, find several Internet cafes, go in at noon and shout "1: 1. 1 rice and clay pot rice", and someone will definitely buy it. . .

When you get the money, tell them to deliver it later, and then take the money and leave. It's ok to pay one or two hundred a day.

Remember that an internet cafe can only be done once, otherwise? At your own risk. . .

five

When I came home from a business trip for a few days, I found some high-end cigarette butts in the ashtray. Thanks to my favorite detective stories and meticulous reasoning, my conclusion is: 1. My wife learned to smoke behind my back; There should be some good cigarettes in her stash. . .

See what I can do with her when she comes back. Usually let me draw five dollars. I have to cook something delicious to taste, this prodigal old lady. . .

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