What does my mother-in-law want me to do for my birthday? Will it hurt me?

No, I'm telling your fortune. There are several possibilities:

One, calculate whether you are worthy of her son.

Second, calculate whether you are Wang Fu or Foucault.

Third, prepare to be a villain and shoot you.

Four, I will lie to you.

Fifth, look at your future life direction.

6. Calculate how old you can live.