The most interesting sentence in the circle of friends is a funny copy.

1. Two friends quarreled today. No matter how much I try to persuade them, they just won't fight.

2. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

Be sure to save money well this month, go to bed early and get up early, run every day, and get rid of your bad temper and lose weight. If not, send it again next month.

4. If your partner doesn't use a mobile phone at all when having dinner with you tonight. This shows that he really wants to have dinner with you. But it is more likely that the mobile phone is running out of power.

5. I insist on many good habits for beauty. I insist on beauty.

6. There were so many people on the subway that I whispered in my girlfriend's ear, "My feet are numb!" My best friend immediately said loudly, "What? You are pregnant for three months! " I was at a loss when several people stood up and offered their seats to me.

When I was a child, I took it for granted that I could become rich through hard work.

8. The reason why the Monkey King is so thin is that he burned his calories in the blast furnace of Taishang Laojun.

9. My parents called and said they missed me, so I went home not far from Wan Li. When I got home, I suddenly found that I might have missed a word. They should be trying to scold me!

10. Someone confessed to me. How can I refuse him to minimize the damage? God replied: Just ask your child's opinion before you go home.

1 1. My brother wanted to go out on a date last night, but his mother stopped him. Brother: Mom, what can I do for you? You don't want to have grandchildren? Mom: I'll give you 500 yuan again. You can take your sister with you. Brother: Huh? Mom, if you want to support me, why do you want to attach conditions? Mom: Ouch! Ask your girlfriend to teach your sister how to get a boy.

12. Some songs fall in love after listening to the prelude, some people fall in love at first sight, and some homework don't want to write on the first page.

13. When you are full, ordinary young people will complain "I'm exhausted" with an empty face, and "I'll take a break" with a relaxed face when eating.

14. At work today, a colleague looked pale and asked me: Do you believe in ghosts? I always feel that my neck is pinched by an invisible force. Are you possessed by ghosts? I looked: your sweater is on backwards. ...

15. My friend asked me, will you just find someone to marry because you are old? Are you kidding? Can you look around and find it?

16. In my eyes, there are only two kinds of teachers, one is posted on the door and the other is posted on the window.

17. I was caught in the rain on my way home and was shivering with cold. As soon as I entered the door, my daughter-in-law saw my upper and lower teeth banging and suddenly jumped on me and asked me, "What are you eating?" "

18. One day, a young man went to the hospital. The young man said, "Doctor, I want to lose weight. What should I do? " Doctor: "An apple in the morning, a steamed bun at noon and half a steamed bun at night." Boy: "before or after meals?" Doctor: "Go ahead, I can't cure this disease!" " "

19. When a man wants to jump off a building, his wife shouts: Honey, don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go! Hearing this, the man swooped down. The policeman said, you really shouldn't threaten him like this!

20. What clothes do you look young for today's date? "Wear open-backed pants!"

2 1. If you have a friend who wants a snack package, please click on the avatar and talk to me privately about what you want to eat. If you look good, send me a link directly. By twelve o'clock this evening, I will draw three friends and announce who is so thick-skinned.