Seeking "legal short stories"

/kloc-during the thirty years' war in Europe in the 0/7th century, someone invented a kind of "laughing punishment". This kind of punishment

The hands and feet of prisoners or prisoners of war are firmly tied, and then the soles of their feet are smeared with honey, sugar juice or salt.

Then bring a goat and let it lick delicious food at the prisoner's feet. So the victim is extremely itchy.

I couldn't help it, but I finally died laughing. According to analysis, the human body continues to laugh wildly, which will make the lungs empty.

Less and less gas, loss of breathing ability, leading to extreme hypoxia and suffocation. This disguised corporal punishment

Cruelty, in fact, is tantamount to torture, but this means of implementation seems to bring to the abuser.

It's just some kind of killing pleasure Stupid judges and stupid robbers

1983 In February, three British robbers robbed 200 pounds. On the way to escape by car, due to

I ran out of gas, so I had to abandon the car and walk, but I left my business cards, letters and other sundries in the car.

The police quickly arrested them all according to their business cards.

When trying a case, a judge said to the robbers, "stupid robbers like you, this world!" "

Unique in the world. Now, I allow you to rob again, if you can get the police in a week.

If you can't solve the case, I will let you go. Otherwise, I will be severely punished for stupid robbery.

You guys! "

I'm afraid this is unique in the world. Family cell

In recent years, the overcrowding in American prisons has aroused the deep concern of the relevant authorities.

Headache. To solve this thorny problem, Tom Mu, a 30-year-old product manufacturer and marketer in Florida, USA.

Not long ago, Andy invented a unique set of electronic supervision settings, which made the emergence of the American judicial system possible.

A major reform-the establishment of "family cells", misdemeanor prisoners are kept at home to serve their sentences.

Tom Moody invented this electronic monitoring device, which is two independent electronic devices: transmitter and receiver.

Watchdog. The so-called "launcher" is actually a "bracelet" fixed on the prisoner's arm. This pair

The plastic transmitter "bracelet" filled with electronic components is 4 cm wide, which is not afraid of any collision and has good sealing performance.

Good, and it has no effect on the health of prisoners. But if the prisoner wants to break free from his arm,

It will send a special signal immediately. The so-called "watchdog" is actually placed in the prisoner's home.

The machine in the room "guards" the prison guards. It is 16 cm high, 14 cm long and 10 cm wide. It will put the prisoners.

Timely and truthfully report all movements to the electronic monitoring center of the police station. Prisoners can only leave the prison in principle.

Move within 500 meters of the guard. If the prisoner walks out of this range, the electronic monitor will

Will immediately send an alarm signal to the nearby police station.

It is reported that an electronic "bracelet" only needs 10 USD. Although it is necessary to establish an electronic monitoring center

It costs $65,438+05,000, but it will take a long time because it can reduce the excessive pressure of prisoners in American prisons.

In the long run, it will also save a lot of money for the relevant authorities, so some state governments in the United States have decided

Tom Moody's invention will be adopted to build a "family cell" system. A joke was imprisoned for 69 years.

Irish-born teenager Siruton once teased French King Louis XIV that he was bald.

Jokes, and imprisoned for 69 years.

West Luton was originally the heir of a rich man in Europe. 1674, he was nine years old and studied in Paris.

Crelo monte high school. One day King Louis XIV visited the school, and the school authorities thought it was the supreme light.

Rong, he changed the name of the school to "King Louis Middle School", and the naughty Siluton played for the students.

He smiled and said, "The king is bald, and the school used to be called Claremont (which means bald in French).

It's already suitable, isn't it unnecessary to change it? "It's a joke, but it's human.

This incident was reported to the school authorities and soon reached the ears of the king. The king flew into a rage at this. Therefore,

Siluton was sent to the Bastille prison for disrespect and held in solitary confinement for 69 years. When West Luton released

When it was put back, the beautiful boy who was radiant in the past had become an old man who was faltering. Punish beautiful women for wearing skull masks

There was a beautiful Italian woman named Rosala Mon Tapponi. Whenever she appeared on the streets of Florence.

When, will inevitably lead to a marriage proposal frenzy. The young man courted her to the death,

Even some cowardly young people committed suicide because they could not get Rosa's love. The parents of these young people, Barr

Rosanna was accused of her son's death, so they took Rosanna to court. In this regard, the judge sentenced her to face.

Punishment is to leave a brand on her face with a red-hot soldering iron. However, because of her beauty, no one was executed.

People are willing to do this. Finally, the judge had to change her sentence and ordered her to wear a skull mask for a long time. So, poor.

Yes, she wore a skull mask for 40 years until her beauty completely disappeared. License plate tombstone

Police all over the world have tried their best to protect people's lives and property.

Drivers give suggestions to avoid or reduce all kinds of traffic accidents.

During the traffic safety week, the Ministry of Communications of Samfo City, Malaysia posted a notice in the city:

Sir, if your speed is less than 30 miles per hour, you can enjoy the beautiful scenery of this city; Over 60 years old

Miles, please visit the court; More than 80 miles, welcome to the latest emergency hospital in this city; Last/better/previous/last name

100 Miles, please rest in peace!

Next to a highway in the United States, there is such a sign:

Three people have died here. Would you like to be the fourth?

At the sharp turn of a road on the west coast of the United States, there is an eye-catching placard:

If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight.

At the entrance of a border town in Mexico, there is a traffic sign that reads:

Please pay attention to your steering wheel-there are no doctors, hospitals and medicines in this city.

There is a Pan-American Highway in Chile, and some graves are scattered along the yellow sand rolling road. These graves

The tombstones of these tombs are nailed with car license plates, and the "owners" of these tombs all died in car accidents.

These license plate tombstones can not only commemorate the unfortunate deceased, but also remind passing drivers to drive carefully. driver

For the sake of safety, children should stop at the grave to water flowers or offer flowers to mourn when passing by. Eye polygraph

For half a century, police have often used instruments to deceive suspects and pass tests.

The human nervous system tests the unconscious response to something. And eastern Illinois, USA

Steve, the police chief of Liszt, Hasal, invented a new technology of lie detection without any instruments.

-Observe the eye polygraph.

Steve's new technology is based on the following principle: "When people are around, there is a certain pattern of eye movement."

When recalling and fabricating things, the eyes will have different activity patterns. "So," just observe one.

People's eye movements, facial expressions and mental state can all tell whether they are lying. "He.

It is pointed out that this new technology can be mastered by anyone and can be applied to police work and daily life.

Steve used this polygraph technique to help his colleagues all over the country solve hundreds of cases.

There is a case in which a 18-year-old female student was killed. The police investigated for a year and only carried out it once.

The scope of the murderer was narrowed down to two people, and there was not enough evidence to prosecute them. Steve (male name)

After I got involved in this case, I analyzed that the victim might have some clues with a girl in the dormitory, so I gave them to her.

Began to question When asked her name, address and other questions, I found that her eyes turned left when she answered, and

When asked the name of the murderer, her eyes turned to the right. He immediately interrupted the girl and told her:

"You are lying!" In this way, during the two-hour trial, when the female students' eyes turned right, Shi

Steve stopped the topic; When her eyes turn left, let her continue her statement. Finally, the female student confessed.

I learned the whole process of killing my female classmate. 23 years of hair lawsuits.

1900, the court in Garchburg, France, added a case of house sale dispute that was accepted 23 years ago.

Judgment: The seller returned a hair received from the buyer Busano 23 years ago to the other party. this

Why bother? Struggled for a hair for 23 years.

The buyer Busano said: "A hair may not be important to a person, but I will give it to the seller."

Our hair is not ordinary hair, but a proof of one's credit. "There was one in Garchburg.

As a rule, in any business activity, the buyer must give one of his hair to the seller as a letter.

The credentials used. 23 years ago, Busano signed the above-mentioned sales contract with the seller to buy a house. He learns from himself.

Pulled a hair from his head and gave it to the seller. However, the seller changed his mind and didn't want to sell the house. So,

Both parties terminated the contract. Busano asked the seller to give back his hair because the seller refused to accept it.

Busano had a hair dispute and appealed to the court, so he played for 23 years. Relieve people's worries

According to the biography of the reflection of Jian Yong, when Liu Bei was the master of Shu, there was a long drought and no rain for one year, and there was a lack of food.

Four. In order to survive the famine, Liu Bei ordered the prohibition of using grain to make wine, and offenders were punished. In order to put an end to the abuse of food

The phenomenon of food, he sent officials to look around, there is a local official, found a set in the home of an ordinary people.

Brewing equipment. No matter how people explained it, Liu Bei put him in prison.

Jian Yong thinks this matter should not be handled by Liu Bei. He defended this innocent hundred people in front of Liu Bei many times.

The surname is unfair, and Liu Bei is advised to be lenient, but Liu Bei insists on not listening.

One day, Jian Yong accompanied Liu Bei for a walk in the wild. They suddenly saw a man and a woman walking on the road ahead.

He thought about it and said to Liu Bei, "Master, give an order to arrest that man and woman." Liu Bei

Inexplicably asked: "Why do you arrest people casually?" "Lonely men and few women, in the wild, there must be adultery."

Liu Bei said: "There must be evidence to catch rape!" Jian Yong imitated Liu Bei's attitude in handling the case of wine possession, saying:

"These two men are adult men and women, and they all have tools for adultery. How can they not be caught? " Liu Bei

After listening to it, I suddenly regretted it. When I got back, I ordered people to let families with brewing equipment out, but

No one makes wine with grain. Luozhulin rag

There is a farmer named pomegranate in the village, who has always been loyal and honest. One day, pomegranate ran out of money because his wife was ill.

To cure the disease, I borrowed a piece of white cloth from my neighbor and drove the donkey into the city to sell it. On the way, I met a fortune teller.

The blind man asked for a ride into town. Pomegranate took pity on the blind old man and put him on the donkey's back.

Lead the donkey in front.

When he arrived in the city, the blind man got off the donkey with a white cloth in his arms, and then turned his head and left. Pomegranate is puzzled

Q: "What? Do you want to rely on my cloth? " Not to be outdone, the blind man said, "After riding your donkey for a while,

How did my clothes become yours? "Two people at loggerheads, noisy attracted a group of onlookers.

People. At this time, someone in the crowd asked the blind man, "You said this cloth is yours. What evidence do you have? " The blind man said, "I

This cloth is three feet seven feet long and one foot eight inches wide. I don't believe you. Measure it. ""the man measured it and it was not bad.

It turned out that when the blind man was riding on the donkey's back, he secretly measured the cloth by hand. This will fry the pot,

Everyone present accused pomegranate of not covering the cloth of the blind. Pomegranate has always been very capable and can't be said. It's in the teapot.

Jiaozi-a man who can't pour it out in his stomach, but feels aggrieved at the moment.

Coincidentally, this day happened to be the time for Luo to visit relatives in the city. He saw the scene clearly.

Luo has long known that pomegranate is a character. When people's discussion subsided a little, he deliberately loudly said:

"Hey, fortune teller, you can dye this blue cloth in a bright color!" The blind man quickly said, "The mother's house."

Open a dyeing room, can you dye it badly? My blue cloth is very valuable! "See him discover, quickly.

Take the opportunity to say, "Look, is this cloth really his?" People immediately realized: this

Cloth is not blind. So he turned to reprimand the blind man for his good conscience and wrong pomegranate cloth. Keep talking until the blind man comes forward

Fan your face with your hand. Play dumb.

Xiaoyu, a member of the criminal police team of a public security organ, was ordered to follow the principal of a smuggling gang. He changed into plain clothes and left.

Private criminals boarded a passenger ship bound for Chongqing together and shared a cabin with smugglers. When the ship sailed to the Three Gorges,

Passengers have stepped out of the cabin to watch the beautiful scenery on both sides of the strait. Smugglers have also gone out. monitor

Living in the criminal's suitcase, Xiaoyu pretended to be fascinated by reading and stayed alone in the cabin. A little later.

Yes, a coquettish girl walked into the hut and saw Xiaoyu alone, so she smiled and went to his bed.

Before. Before he knew what was going on, the woman's face suddenly sank and tore open her lining.

Button, revealing snow-white chest, whispered to Xiaoyu: "You give me your wallet quickly, or I will."

I'm going to call someone and say that you are a hooligan and flirt with me. "

Xiaoyu was surprised. He didn't expect to kill such a "Cheng" on the way, and the money was returned.

How can she go with the smuggler in the future? If she shouts that something will happen again, he can't say anything. If it's time to breed

The police can make it clear, but revealing their identity will make all previous efforts wasted. Now expose your identity and catch this liar again.

Will startle, smugglers will run away. Xiao Yu's brain is running at full speed. Suddenly he had a brainwave and used

Just gesturing, screaming and writing on a piece of paper with a pen: "I am deaf and dumb, I don't know you."

What are you talking about? "

The woman was stupefied. Seeing that there was no one in the room, she quickly picked up a pen and brushed off what she had just said on the paper.

Write it down and show it to Xiaoyu. Xiaoyu, quick of eye and load, saw that the other party tore up the note, grabbed it and asked for private money.

A plug in his pocket. Suddenly stood up and said, "get out of here, or I'll give the note to the police."

When the woman saw the mute suddenly speak, she controlled herself and had to leave angrily. The real lieutenant outsmarted the fake colonel.

199065438+February 1 1 4 pm, located in h.r.giger, Turpan Basin, Huozhou.

The village is boiling. A "parallel bars Samsung" colonel plausibly publicized the conscription policy, attracting dozens of couples.

In his eyes, many young people signed up on the spot at his instigation.

At this time, a beautiful young Uighur girl came forward and asked sweetly, "Chief, me."

Can I sign up? I have a skill, and I can dance Maixilaifu. "

"That's great! Our military region song and dance troupe lacks dancers. What's your name? How old is it?

Is it? "

"Adalan, the meaning of justice."

"Ok, you should pay the 20 yuan registration fee first."

"Well, don't say 20 yuan, I am willing to be 200." The girl's chest is straight and her feet are together.

This is a standard attention. She asked the colonel, "Do I look like a soldier to you?"

"I like it, I like it."

"Chief, someone bet me that he insisted that the military officer's card was blue and I said it was red."

"You're right!"

"The soldier proved that what I said was also red."

"Yes, yes." The colonel patted the girl on the shoulder as he spoke.

Adalandi flung off the colonel's hand and said sharply, "Your play should be over. True or false! "

Colonel! "

It turns out that Adalan is a second lieutenant commander of a certain unit of Xinjiang Military Region, visiting relatives on vacation and passing through the village.

Seeing that the "Colonel" behaved abnormally, after several temptations, she confirmed that it was an impostor. After the trial, the fake colonel

It is an agricultural worker. He stole the colonel's uniform from the bathroom.