Fortune telling and foot washing city

1, Xiaoxian: If idiots can fly, then this is an airport. 002, Yifei: Now the price is different, my back is hard and I can't breathe. 003, Zi Qiao: Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage can be bought, but love can't; You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone! 004, Xiaoxian: Fuck your grandmother's banana peel, this product is dead! 005, Xiaoxian: Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you! Fairy: Whenever I find the key to success, someone will change the lock! 007, Yifei: So the juicer, bread maker and soymilk machine are all together! 008, Youyou: Only medium rare. Maybe if you put it back in the sea, you can swim. Huang Baoqiang: Please remember my secret of success: read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more. Wonderful choice, I can do it, so can you! 00 10, Xiaoxian: The bar doesn't sell wine, it sells salted fish. 00 1 1, Xiaoxian (lyrical): I thought I was God, and I could settle myself and be kind to all beings. But in the end, there was nothing. I'm sorry I couldn't help you realize your wish. I'm not God. I'm lonely. 00 Episode 2 00 1, Xiaoxian: I have learned a new game now, which is called playing coins with cows. Huang Baoqiang: Calm down, calm down. 00 Xiaoxian: How can I be calm when you ride me? Huang Baoqiang: I forgot to tell you that I practiced in Shaolin Temple. 00 Xiaoxian: (getting up) You won, and your whole family won! 003, Guan Guan: I'll take you to the movies after you finish eating, horror movies, uncle Zhen Zi 3D version ~ (Haha, I want to see this movie, too) 004, Youyou: Look, monkey, there are monsters. 005, Fairy: Just like Zi Qiao's hair. 006, Xiaoxian: University teachers mediate comedies for the disabled, you will be popular ~007, Zi Qiao: No one really takes a bath in the bar! 008, the bar staff said to Meijia: I really read it wrong. The girl in pink is too much like you. 009, Xiaoxian: Confession is only the primary stage, and the advanced stage is waiting for you to confess to me. 00 10, Xiaoxian: Dig his Siva & amp% RMB # ... * & Xianbao% # #...% # ...00 1 1, Yifei: this Epade has Joe's hardware and software related to Gu. A face of peach blossoms, sad pronunciation in Chinese, and a painter. 00 Xiaoxian: That will do. Is there really that high technology to customize boyfriends according to people's needs? I have to customize it, ......................................................................................................................................................................... 00 12, Yifei: Do you think about it? Why didn't she choose someone else and bring Epad back? 00 Xiaoxian: I sold it like crazy because of my love ~00 13. Xiaoxian: What would happen if I cloned it with Cang #sora? I feel invincible, my figure and beauty coexist, but I don't know why it is Cang Jin. ) Wait, everything can be customized. What do you need, Hu Yifei? , Lin Chi-ling ~00 14, Xiaoxian: the original match,, became a mistress? (I hurt all my love ~ I hurt all my hate ~...)00 15. Zi Qiao: If I hadn't saved a little sister crossing the road, my leg wouldn't have been amputated (four words are omitted here). 00 (emphasis is on the back) Fairy: Actually, my leg is the same as your experience. 00 16, Meijia: narrow-minded+liar+bull's-eye+violent maniac 00 youyou: that's simply 00 Meijia: perfect lover 00 youyou: mental patient 00 17, youyou: you said it was just in case, what about the rest 1999? (Haha, this is really classic) 00 18, Epad: I only know the kitchen and bathroom. Which is the loudspeaker room? 00 19, Epad: that day, I met terrorists in the gallery and they stole my shoes. 0020, Abby: Sorry, I need to calm down. Where is the dead end? 00 Meijia: You are already in it. 002 1, Zi Qiao: Hahahahaha, the man of 187 actually has feet of size 37, hahahahahahaha. (This is killing me, too. Ha ha ha ha) 00 episode 3 00 1, Yifei: I am the 00 fairy who came to the balcony to enjoy the moon: Wow, what a delicate reason! 00 (omitted here) 00 Yifei: Then what are you doing here? 00 Xiaoxian: Enjoy the sunshine 002. Xiaoxian: Don't worry, this is your home. 003, Zi Qiao: Why don't you two goods move to nia~004, Guangu: You will stand on the podium soon and become a great zombie! 00 (omitted here) 00 Guangu: Isn't the pronunciation similar? 00 Xiaoxian: One is educating people, and the other is eating people. 005, Yifei: If I hadn't used a whip, I would have been the first to kill you, a filthy post-70s ~006. Yifei: I taught The Story of the Stone, which is just a nerve. Youyou: Please tell the students who are listening to music in front to be quiet, and don't affect the students who are sleeping behind. Haha, the political lesson in our class is like this. Guangu: There are pictures and truth (hahaha didn't say an X harmonious X)009. Zi Qiao: Mario? A plumber picking mushrooms? (It's obviously a plumber who stepped on mushrooms haha) 00 episode 4 00 1, Zi Qiao: It's strange that Guan Gu's friend is actually a freak with a disproportionate proportion and has poor taste in clothes. 002, Meijia: Come on, you are secretly protecting the woman you love! 00 Xiaoxian: (Chuckles) What a lie. (Ha ha ha, this is a classic) 003, Meijia: Ceng Laoshi, I'm not talking about you. I was away for a whole season. Why haven't you made any progress? I'm in no hurry. The audience is very anxious. (well said! ! Piapaiapia~)004, Super Teacher: Hmm ~ ~ (I think this song is very funny haha) 005, Meijia: You should give your opponent a head-on blow, that's what men should do, not hide here and watch anything. How to control the fear of childbirth? (Ha ha ha Ceng Laoshi is having a baby soon? Ha ha ha ha) 006, Zi Qiao: four words, simple and rude, unscrupulous, desperate, catching turtles in a jar, taking the lead, can be invincible. (Ha ha, four words to the power of n) 007, Mario: As long as you are happy, I can try ...-_ -_ …-_-b (ha ha ha, this strange guy) 008, ha ha ha, I don't know what to say here. Looking back, Zi Qiao and Meijia removed the doorknob, hehe. 009, Xiaoxian: What are you talking about? You're not going to tell her a joke at this time, then you're really a joke. 00 10, ziqiao: Xiao Ze! Come on, Ji! By the way, help me see if that coin is heads or tails. 00 1 1, Zi Qiao: I mean, you are a beauty in the tunnel because there are no lights in the tunnel. 00 12, Zi Qiao: The so-called textbook is to expand an easy-to-understand noun into a bunch of sentences that no one can understand. 00 13, Joey: I'll charge you 50 cents for Brother Xian's sake, or I'll charge you a piece. 00 Xiaoxian: That sounds very comfortable. Aha, hahaha, (suddenly gloomy) My face is only worth fifty cents? 00 14, Zi Qiao: As the saying goes, the moon is dark and windy, killing people and setting fires. 00 15, joey: in less than a week, it's better to change it to a foot washing city. 00 16, little deputy: This is the daily necessities provided by the production department, such as biscuits, snacks, chewing gum, towel mask, shower gel, poker, board games, Three Kingdoms Kill, toilet paper slippers and sanitary napkins. (Ha ha ha ha) 00 episode 5 00 1, Passerby A: Awesome, Jiaotong University has a blank sheet of paper, and it can pass! (Ha ha ha ha) 002. Zi Qiao: The ultimate pool party! (A big wave of beautiful women is approaching) 003, Xiaoxian: You changed to, trucks lined up? 004, Meijia: classmate, don't be angry, or let's have a cake for a change, dear ~005, Guangu: Surround him like those idiots, hahahaha (hahahaha) 006, Meijia: Don't think that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to care about you at all. 006, Men in Black: No salary, what the hell? 00 stewardess: Hehe, there is also 00 World Expo: Do you have any juice? Stewardess: Which do you want, orange juice or peach juice? 00 Zhanbo: Actually, I want to drink coke. Flight attendant: Yes, do you need ice? 00 Zhanbo: Then, give me a bottle of ice cream. 00 stewardess: Sorry, we don't have any ice cream. 00 Zhanbo: It's still mineral water (hahahahahahahaha laughs me to death) 009. Captain: Light, light, light ~ Ladies and gentlemen, I am the captain of this flight. The plane was hit by the airflow just now, and it was a bit bumpy. Please fasten your seat belt,% ... *&; $ # $ … We are now Oh, my God! 00 Wan Yu: Is there really a problem? 00 Zhan Bo: I don't know. 00 Captain: Lights, lights, lights ~ Ladies and gentlemen, there has been a little accident. When the stewardess poured me coffee just now, she spilled coffee on my shirt, which surprised everyone. I'm terribly sorry. 00 passenger: It's nothing if the shirt is wet. Look at my pants! 00 10, Xiaoxian: (looking at the new Pearl Princess) Do you think this guy looks like Zhang Wei or just Zhang Wei? 00 1 1, Meijia: Zhang Wei crossed to the Qing Dynasty to rob the emperor woman, that's enough, so exciting! 00 12, Xiaoxian: Are you sure? You said the day before yesterday it was the day after tomorrow. 00 Guangu: I testify that she said it was the day after tomorrow yesterday. Zi Qiao: Another surprise. Have you forgotten that Zhang Wei was scared to death by you last time? Look, he's scared. 00 14, Yifei: martyrs can still be ratified. Why can't the surprise be reissued? 00 Episode 6 00 1, Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, wine is full of desire, and food is full of nothing. 002, Guan Guyou: 1.2.3.4. (One, Ni, Three, Shi), welcome to (005,: Sword, kill me! 006.E-mail: Look for it in my life, it can be so tacit. The unforgettable weekend spent with you and me, like warm light, lit up my life, and I will never be lonely again ~00 Guangu: Dear, what are you singing? 00 Youyou: Harmony 00 Zhanbo: The climax is coming. 00 E-mail: Are you free next week? Next week, are you free? We will wait for you here next week ~ Don't say that you are too busy, don't say that you are not free, we will relax with you ~ Are you free next week? Next week, are you free? We will wait for you here next week ~ don't say you are too busy, don't say you are not free, relax with us! Take a ~ ~ gift ~ Bye ~ You ~ ~ Give it back ~ ~ There is a ~ ~ ~ ~ (I'm so busy that I don't miss a word) 007. Yifei: You have money to buy a gift, should you also consider giving it back to the creditor ~008. Meijia: Pepe's head is from the bedside table. 009, Youyou: We are so enthusiastic and lively! And enthusiastic. 00 10, Wan Yu: We are so enthusiastic, so lively, so enthusiastic ~00 1 1, Xiaoxian: This story tells us not to abandon others, because you may also be rejected by others; On the other hand, don't be discouraged by being disliked by others, because you may dislike others at any time. It is because I have always believed in this that I am alive today. Hiahia Hiahia ~ (How disgusting is Ceng Laoshi -) 00 12. Dog: Well, I admit it's all my fault (my fault, my fault). Well, what I didn't do was my fault (my fault, my fault, my fault). I have, wrong, wrong too much, you stop it, say it, say it, keep saying ~ ~ ~ ~ a dog will jump over the wall if it is anxious! 00 Youyou: What a cheap song! 00 Guangu: Sounds like Ceng Laoshi! Ceng Laoshi is not cheap! Zhan Bo: Did I beg? I didn't ask? Did I beg you? Don't, I have amnesia? 00 14, Zhanbo: Hello, airline, I found the ring. Take it with my girlfriend. I may have proposed. 00 am is not for fun, I may have lost my memory. 00 no, no, no, it's amnesia, not brain damage! 00 15, Guangu: The network is unreliable. You are sure to find countless donors, even the abbot. 00 16, Guangu: There is only one truth! (that's true! )! shinnjitsuhaitsumohitotsu！ ) This is to help Conan Fan Haha. Let me give you a reason about who this WY is! She is, plague, roof, crow, foreign language. 00 (omitted here) 00 Guangu: Also, Ye Wei, breaststroke, Wang Ye, property. No, speechless, dark clouds, web pages, Wang Yuan. 00 Episode 7 00 1, Yifei Mom: Since you want to tell me next week, why did you call me so early? You are a bitch. 00 Yo-Yo: It turns out that you can not only cheat your father. Yifei: Hey, I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, so I don't know if you're grandma. 003, Zi Qiao: Do you like it (hahahaha) 004, Xiaoxian: What do you want, to marry a fly, or to marry his harmonious mother? 005, haha face 006, Meijia: Foreplay is a cloud, climax is the key (meaning of this sentence) 007, Yifei: He is bent. . (Haha, Zeng Xiaolian is gay. Haha) 008, Chen Xiaohua: I have always kept an acre of land for her. King: What, I want to use it to open the bottle cap! 00 Xiao Bing: Listen, Your Majesty, it's still singing, where the peach blossoms are in full bloom ~ ~ ~ ~00 10/0, Yifei's mother: Nothing, something will happen tonight! 00 1 1, Yifei: The wolf is busy catching Little Red Riding Hood. 00 episode 8 00 1, security guard: you are not a nerd, who are you? 002, Yifei: This car in Ceng Xiaoxian is not bad. 00 Meijia: Yes, 1.6L Ecoteo DVVT engine, six-speed automatic manual transmission, BFI integrated frame structure, maximum power 1 17 horsepower, it is worthy of being a member of the car. Small steel cannon ~003, Zhanbo: Once upon a time there was a Pluto named Pluto. 004, Guangu: Magic, magic is also inside, there are only mosquitoes that can't be beaten at the gate. 005, security guard: Who can't say malicious words? The point is, does it work? 006. Guangu: Listen, I'm full today. Didn't go home without sleep. First, I stayed in a restaurant until the last one paid the bill, and then I came here with my girlfriend, knowing that my girlfriend was played harmoniously, but I played mosquito at the door for hours! Do you think ordinary people can do it? 00 security guard: I thought your accent had personality, but I didn't expect your behavior to have personality. 007, security: Your friend not only has personality, but also is very harmonious, which is in line with our club. 00 Episode 9 00 1, Xiaoxian: As for me, there is no evidence of life except the ass print on the sofa. 002, Guangu: You can also find someone to run away with you, and then together, wander around the world and live a naked life in a place where birds don't lay eggs. 003. Guan Gu: You have been trying for more than a week. You should try to quit. 004, Yifei: naked marriage+elopement, you are streaking. 005, Yifei: There is a cloud in Hu's art of war, and the yellow robe is added to force you to go to Liangshan, so that you can take the bottom out and turn the tide! 006, Guangu: The stars can go up the wall, and at most they can go up the kang. 00 episode 10 00 1 Zi Qiao: Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we still dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life. Murphy's theorem: first, nothing is as simple as it seems; Second, everything will take longer than you expected; Third, things that can go wrong will always go wrong; Fourth, if you are worried about something happening, it is more likely to happen. Yifei: Imagine the picture. Wan Yu has no veil, and you have no ring. Fortunately, you can hold a puppy in front of a locked studio. The background is a guy picking a lock, but you may not see it clearly, because it is dark around, and the lighting engineer has no lights, but he can shout come on. But even so, it doesn't matter. It turns out that there is no photographer taking pictures at all. Dear Zhan Bo: When you read this letter, I will be on my way to the airport. Please forgive me for changing my flight. I know that if I see you, I can't leave, because I can't bear to part with each and every one of you, especially you. The days with you are the happiest time in my life. Although I don't want to end, a new story must begin. 00 Zhanbo, I didn't know what love was in the past, but you made me understand that love means that when you fall in love with someone, you will give up your freedom in exchange for his freedom; Love means that when you fall in love with someone, you will change your life and fulfill his wish; Love means that when you fall in love with someone, you will be willing to let go and leave the best memories and blessings. The most beautiful thing about love is not necessarily the end. If we finish the journey together, we won't lose our lives. Forgive my naivety, this is the best ending I can think of. Love, Wan Yu. Lyrics: The next moment is the next forever. 006, Guangu: Amputation? Then women all over the world are safe.

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