Humorous chat record of picking up girls

Strange Uncle: What's your name? You didn't harass me.

Little Lori: Crazy.

Uncle Strange: How can you be crazy? Really? Call 520 quickly

Little Lori: 520, no way, it's 120.

Uncle Strange: Thank you for your confession. I will think about it!

Little Lori: I can't stand it. Who are you anyway?

Uncle Strange: I'm from China, so it's not convenient to disclose my name.

Little Lori: I can't stand it. Stop it!

Uncle Strange: Then you go first.

Little Lori: Last name is Jing, first name is Mei Mei. The English name is mm.

Uncle Strange: Yes, my name is Lao, and I'm very famous.

Little Lori: Husband, right?

Uncle Strange: Mm-hmm … Hehe …

Little Lori: Strange name? How old are you?

Uncle Strange: I am very handsome.

Little Lori: Please, I mean your age ~

Uncle Strange: Guess?

Little Lori: I'm not a fortune teller.

Uncle Strange: I was one years old decades ago. Guess how old I am now?

Little Lori: Fuck ...

Uncle Strange: What are you doing at night?

Little Lori: Stop …

Uncle Strange: Radish should be cut, but if it can be cut …

Little Lori: Really? It seems that you are very ill!

Uncle Strange: It's really disgusting. Only you can cure it.

Little Lori: Why?

Uncle Strange: You caused lovesickness.

Little Lori: …

The author used to be a particularly awkward boy. Later, I met a runner who grew old. He taught me a lot about how to pick up girls and subvert my values. From being single to having a beautiful girlfriend around me, I have been practicing his saying that the best way to pick up girls is to let girls pick up girls. Brothers who want to know can find Paoshenglaoyu and read his article.