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A letter from Pig Bajie to Tang Priest?

Tang Priest is the ten o'clock of Pig Bajie. After breaking up in the west, they lived separately. Tang Priest wrote a letter to Pig Bajie. I have sorted it out for your reference.

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Dear Disciple Bajie:

How's it going now? It took so long to reply to your letter, don't scold me for forgetting old times. Not long ago, you took Ben to see the teacher? A href ='' target =' _ blank'> Cough is worse than playing tricks? ⑾ Lankesi grabbed the spear? What's the matter with you? Where the responsibility lies. ? What is the journey? Hellip ... everyone in this department is fascinated. We discussed it together and kept it for another half month. Anyway, the government paid for it, so we stayed for a while and delayed reading your letter. Bajie, I brought you back a basket of big coconuts and some photos of shemale for the teacher. I will send them to you later.

In your letter, you said that you can't stay in barefoot Daxian Public Relations Department, and you have to eat and drink with those who invest in the West all day, which makes you sick all over: obesity, alcoholic hepatitis, stomach pain, bloating and gastric ulcer, and urine sugar. The most irritating thing is that in the end, the barefoot fairy swallowed all the tricks you got, and the three melons couldn't even tell the medical expenses. Think about it, too. Health is the capital of revolution. If you quit, quit. The shepherd would rather lose the wool than the sheep. When I worked as a secretary for the barefoot immortal, didn't he also write his name on all the Buddhist scriptures I worked so hard to translate? This bird man is tall and retarded, so we won't wait for him!

By the way, you sent a gift to Taibai Venus. Bajie, don't deny that you are stupid. Although you have a little friendship with the old lady, there is no need to be so arrogant. You said that you dropped the 60 thousand yuan on someone's desk at once, which surprised them. When the old lady was pulling money in the drawer, Jin Yun happened to catch her from behind. Originally, Jin Bai also came to apply for a job. The gift she brought was not as heavy as yours, but in the end, Jin Bai became immortal, and you lost your wife and lost your soldiers. You say you don't understand, then you don't have to use your pig brain to understand! What you did made Jin Yun hold the old lady's hand. Can the old lady still make you an official? As the president of the people's procuratorate, Lao Tzu sent his son to Taibai Jinxing, the minister of human resources, to avoid suspicion. You are such a whole, and the old lady is always threatened, regardless of Jin Yun's gift money. You still want people to refund money. Remember, Bajie, future gifts will deceive others, either cigarette cases, wine boxes or file bags. By the way, either use a credit card. Very fashionable. If you have no money for the time being, just write an iou saying that you owe tens of thousands and pay it back in a few years. There will be a bonus when you get paid. Don't forget to cash it. This is called "it is easy to borrow, but it is not difficult to borrow again".

Your monkey brother wants to see you, and Wukong says you are too bear to use you. As you know, the teacher and he are equal now, and there is no spell in his hand, and there is nothing he can do. Hedgehog is already proud of himself. He thought, who knows if he would have followed the teacher to get western classics if he hadn't resisted nausea and praised him as "only you …". The monkey head is not simple now. He is the Minister of Public Security appointed by the Jade Emperor. Guess what? After he became the minister of public security, those monkeys and grandsons became policemen, bullying around Huaguoshan, eating out for free, and confiscating the fruits that people worked so hard to grow ... The monsters there lost the ban when they saw the big hat, and were punished at will, dare to be angry and dare not speak. I feel that I don't have the courage to be a small police chief.

Also, Bajie, Friar Sand said, don't mention that you want to contract the project. As you know, your third brother is only a deputy now, and there is an old man who eats Luban's old stuff! Friar Sand said that Old Man Lu had a good reputation, was not greedy for money, and would not tolerate the bean curd dregs project. He was afraid that using you would ruin his reputation, so he resolutely refused. In fact, even Friar Sand didn't know that the silly old man was the second uncle of his third daughter-in-law, Aunt Lu's classmate's son, so the mountain moving project was naturally contracted to the silly old man. Besides, as you know, wages are paid by the month. It is natural for old man Lu to work slowly, delay for a few more days and earn more money. He doesn't have to pay anyway.

By the way, Bajie, if you are free recently, you can go to Tang Tian Hospital to see Xiaobailong. He hung up the lottery ticket. The reason is that Altman introduced machines to mass-produce socks and drove several trucks to sell them here. Their socks are low in cost, cheap, strong and beautiful, so Erlang Shen's handmade socks factory was destroyed. Jiro didn't do it. He took Little White Dragon, Clairvoyance and Clairvoyance to the place where Altman set up their stalls to stir up the venue, and then both sides fought. Altman, they were beaten away, and the little white dragon's arm was broken. How hard do you think he is! Erlang God told the Jade Emperor about it, and the Jade Emperor held a meeting, saying that in order to protect the local economy, businessmen who come here to do business in the future should pay 300% tax, which was unanimously passed.

Bajie, if you really can't, come to me. I called you here a long time ago, and before I finished, you shouted that my Ministry of Culture was a clear water yamen, and there was no oil and water to fish for, and then you went to Gaos to plant greenhouses. In fact, there are still many roads here. Let's just say you work here. All day, you just drink tea and read newspapers. By the end of the month, your salary will be a little less. You said you grow a greenhouse to sell vegetables, and it's only 1000 yuan a month! Still very tired. If you catch up with opening a hotel, running a newspaper, completing a library, cutting the ribbon, writing an inscription and saying a few words to the teacher, you will earn more or less. What's more, now that "super immortals" are popular, the organizers will inevitably pull a few people from the Ministry of Culture to be judges and support the table. Those little fairies want to get a good ranking, so they will naturally come to the teacher for activities. You said that not only did you watch the performance, but you also benefited from it. You also showed your face from time to time, which was also very helpful to enhance your reputation! In addition, there is an opportunity to go out for an inspection every year. Isn't it a trip? How affordable it is!

Bajie, if you really want to come, borrow tens of thousands of dollars from Miss Gao, and I will help you up and down. With your past achievements and experience, it is not a problem to be a director. Better than farming!

By the way, you don't need to remit money to my card in cash: Xitian Development Bank, the card number is 666886868668. This is my new lucky number.

Master Tang Sanzang.

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Dear Bajie:

I have lived in heaven for a long time. I wonder how you are getting along in Gaolaozhuang? I write this letter slowly, because I know you can't read it quickly. We have moved, but the address hasn't changed, because we brought the house number when we moved. It rained twice this week, the first time for three days, and the second time for four days. Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked, Do you want to cut it into eight pieces or 12 pieces? Your diligent hostess said, cut it into eight pieces. Another day, my family will go to the restaurant on the street to eat steak. And your aunt Guanyin said that the coat you asked me to send was overweight, so we cut the buttons and put them in the pocket of that coat. Your sister Chang 'e was born this morning. Because I don't know if it's a man or a woman, I don't know if you want to be an aunt or an uncle. There's nothing going on recently. I'll write to you again.

Finally, I forgot to tell you that I wanted to send you money, but the envelope was sealed.

I miss you so much that you can't eat, so you have to eat and sleep. Master: Tang Priest.

Date: It's the night of writing.

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Dear Bajie:

I write this letter slowly, because I know you can't read quickly.

We have moved, but the address hasn't changed, because we brought the house number when we moved. It rained twice this week, the first time for 3 days and the second time for 4 days.

Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I said 8 yuan is enough, 12 yuan can't be eaten.

The coat I sent you was afraid of being overweight, so I cut the button and put it in my pocket.

Chang 'e was born, because I don't know if it's a man or a woman, so I don't know if you should be an uncle or an aunt.

I wanted to send you money, but the envelope was sealed.

It's cold, pay attention to your health, and don't forget to tell your children a long time ago: at that time, the sky was blue, the water was green, crops were growing in the field, pork was safe to eat, mice were afraid of cats, the court was reasonable, marriage was the first love, the barber shop only cared about haircuts, medicine could cure diseases, doctors could save lives, and filming did not need to sleep with the director. The school doesn't want to make money, * * * can't be a professor, selling dog meat can't be a sheep's head, getting married can't be a MM, and buying things has to cost money ... If you don't look back after reading it, you will be beaten.

Bajie and my disciples, how are you recently? Tell you a message, I'm leaving, and I'm going to study in the west. Don't worry about me, this is my helpless choice after careful consideration. Back in those days, our mentoring returned to Beijing from Tianzhu. What a beautiful scenery it is. The welcoming crowd, the jubilant ocean, and hundreds of thousands of fans shouted, "Tang Priest, Tang Priest, I love you just like a mouse loves rice-"I was in tears. Even Comrade Li Shimin, the best emperor in the history of China, personally met me in spite of his busy schedule. This is so happy and glorious, but it's a pity that good flowers don't bloom often and the good times don't last long. I have been studying Buddhism since I collected scriptures in Yanta. Who knows that when I wake up, the world has changed. Look at the temple, people are crowded and incense is flourishing. Monks are all fat intestines, and one incense costs more than 1000 yuan. When they see tourists, they want to "light up". There are Taoist priests who can tell fortune along the road in the park, as well as true and false nuns and monks who wander around.

Even Shaolin, the world-famous abbot, is holding a laptop, humming pop songs and driving a BMW. I also kept using my mobile phone to shoot business cards, develop and attract investment, and sell land to attract investment. I preach classics with them. The leader said that I stuck to Buddhist scriptures and didn't know how to focus on "economy". ? A href ='' target =' _ blank'> Is Ren Yi willing to swear? ⒉? A href ='' target =' _ blank'> Command: In the future, all monks should recite scriptures in English, so as to be in line with the world. Offenders do not evaluate "professional titles". How can I get it if I don't evaluate my professional title? Monks are good at cooking. If they don't get knighthood, they will always have to fetch water to cook and clean the yard. I tried, but people wouldn't listen. He also said that my education is not hard, I have an Indian diploma, and I don't belong to my national series, so I won't be promoted in the future. I only know what classics to learn, but I don't know anything about "keeping pace with the times". Although you can peel onions with one finger, you still sit on the bench. If you don't listen to the command, change the CEO of Turtle and fire your Tang Priest. Here you are. This is simply forcing monks to eat and sell themselves. Tathagata Buddha yo. Guanyin bodhisattva I'm angry and depressed. In the world, lang lang gan Kun. Buddha's light can shine on all beings, so why not let me contribute my life to Buddhism? I am a great Buddhist country, but evil is everywhere.

Buddha said that there should be no evil source in people's hearts. Liars can send text messages and call you every day to cheat you; Buddha said that people should not have greed. But civil servants are busy with greed for money, greed for work, greed for pets, greed for money and greed. Buddha said, be merciful and give alms to the poor. It is the working people who donate the most money and materials to help the people in disaster relief; Buddha said, don't indulge. The "bourgeois erosion lifestyle", which pampers Xiaomi, nurtures lovers, and hides in a golden house, has become the pioneer of fashion life; The Buddha also said that the Buddha stopped talking. Buddha, I am so angry!

Bajie, I really regret that I didn't listen to your apprentice and insisted on sticking to what Buddhist posts and preaching what Buddhism. You are a famous entrepreneur now, and your house in Lan Xiu International Garden in Gaolaozhuang sells well. Here, all the monks above the division level have bought it, and some have bought more than one set. Yesterday, I saw you having dinner with the city leaders on TV. I also saw the young female secretary next to you looking at you with bedroom eyes. Bajie, I know your charm index is relatively high now. Girls like you and say you know how to love women. I like your leering pig eyes and double eyelids best. Now, even your pork has appreciated. I met a toad the other day. It says it doesn't want to eat swan meat, and it wants to eat pig's head for fear of bird flu. I also know that it is wrong to say, "how can people not get hurt when they are floating in rivers and lakes?" It is wrong to say, "You often walk by the river, how can you not get wet?". Anyway, whether you are injured or wet shoes, you have made mistakes in life before. At that time, you were not jealous and stole Chang 'e's belt. How could the Queen Mother kick you into the pigsty? Forget the past. Anyway, you have to think about it. Those girls like what's in your bag. Also, you have to live up to Yulan, you are a husband and wife in trouble. Our master and apprentice have gone to learn the scriptures, and Miss Gao Shen has been waiting for you in Gaolaozhuang for many years. Now, where is this girl? Lenin said: forgetting the past means betrayal. You can't be Chen Shimei. You just "spent" a little outside, but the red flag at home must not fall. This is very important, and the promotion and appointment of cadres should be examined in the future.