Super funny copywriting

1. What kind of man do you like? I like men who are radiant when they smile. -You mean Tathagata?

2. Every time you take a selfie, you will find that your face value is high and low. It is really boring to be beautiful for a while and more beautiful for a while.

My girlfriend bought a lot of clothes today, but poetically explained to me, "Because I gained a few pounds in winter, this summer is their first time to face the world, so I want them to look beautiful and amazing!"

I just hit a fortune teller, because as soon as I sat down in front of his stall, he asked me what you were.

5. Be anxious. Wait online! I was bitten by Agkistrodon, but I caught the snake. Can I get to the hospital? Can you let the snake bite me again every four steps?

6. A classmate called me ugly. She said I couldn't find a girlfriend when I grew up! Now that I'm grown up, I have a girlfriend and he doesn't! Well, he certainly doesn't know that I have a rich father!

I find you more and more beautiful. It turns out that our ancestors have long said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. However, the ancestors also said: there is a history of heroes in your eyes. The hero in your eyes means me.

A: Look at yourself. You will become a pig if you don't work hard. B: I'm afraid of myself if I work hard. A: Then work hard! B: I'm scared!

9. Make a good arrangement, and don't let a school-age girl look like she is hoarding goods.

1 I actually have an impulse to be an asthmatic dog. Why do you think this is? God replied: So you are single dog? Somebody else's wheezing dog has at least its owner, so you can't be it!

XI。 What's wrong with the world? A man has no object, and others will comfort him that women now ask too much; If a woman has no object, others will definitely say that she is too demanding.

Twelve. A cat panicked and ran out in shock. The dog saw it and asked curiously, what's the matter? Hot ass? The cat gestured and said: Just now, the owner's child cried for "cat ears", and the owner said: Go and get them at once, which scared me out. ...

Thirteen. I used to have a dog and named it "Stop". Every time: stop here, stop here. Before long, the dog went crazy.

14. Foreign TV series: I have 200W in my bank card. Here you are. The murderer is Merry. Help me get revenge. China TV series: Don't take revenge for me. If there is an afterlife, I will ... (omit 1000 words). The murderer is ...

15. Twenty years old. Some people took off their bills, some people took off their poverty, but I took off the reins and ran on the stupid road like a husky!

16. I don't know which nerve is smoking. I wanted to see if there were coffins online, but I found there were. And a comment is very eye-catching: I have been buried for five days and feel very dry inside. I just succeeded in possessing it today. I borrow others' praise and come down to play when I have time.

17. Go to the courier. The courier couldn't find it, so he turned to me and asked, Are you a small piece?

18. Bears go up the mountain to exercise every day. One day, the tortoise wants to go up the mountain, too. The bear said, you put your four legs in, and I will catch up with you. Up to the top of the mountain, a bird in the tree laughed wildly: Look at your bear and flip phone!

Nineteen. A buddy caught a cold and went to the hospital for an intravenous drip. The nurse's hand was shaking all the time when she stuck the needle, so the buddy asked her, "You're not a novice, are you, sis?" The nurse said, "No way." This guy got angry when he heard it. "If you are not a novice, then you are shaking your hair!" The nurse said aggrieved, "I went out in a hurry in the morning and forgot to wear long pants."

20. I don't know why, I suddenly remembered the dribs and drabs of married life and passed by my wife's various interactions. For this reason, I found out our marriage certificates, and I just want to know when they will expire. These years, I am really sad!

Twenty one. I made a divination that year, saying that I would become a rich man at the age of 30. In order to prove him wrong, I sleep and eat every day. It was not until today, on my 30th birthday, that I found the word "demolition" on the wall, and I found that the destiny cannot be violated!

22. Use a 6-digit password to protect the 2-digit balance. Heart tired.

Twenty-three A frog called the priest and asked about his fate. The priest said, "Next year, a young girl will come to meet you." The frog jumped up happily: "Oh, really? Was it at the prince's wedding? " The priest said, "No, it's in her biology class next year."

24. There is a popular saying on the Internet recently: If I disappear, who will come to me all over the world? I especially want to say: who else, black and white impermanence!