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Ask for film reviews! ! ! Xiaogang Feng's Yahoo Advertisement "Kneeling Family" Film Review! This is an emergency! ! ! Thank you, heroes! Must exceed 1000 words! ! !
Director: Xiaogang Feng
Starring:, Yin Xiaojie, Zhao
Screenwriter: Zou Jingzhi
(In the spacious car, the secretary Yin Xiaojie poured Fan Wei a glass of red wine. )
Yin Xiaojie: Manager Qin!
Fan Wei: Drink it.
Yin Xiaojie: Manager Qin, I'm new here and I don't know much about your habits.
Fan Wei: Ouch! For Sprite! Now the boss drinks Sprite! Watch carefully, young man.
Yin Xiaojie: Manager Qin, I don't care how much you drink! You can't mix it with drinking on formal occasions.
Fan Wei: What do you mean?
Yin Xiaojie: Think about it. This European has been studying it for hundreds of years. The most difficult process is to extract sugar from red wine. Isn't your exchange back?
Fan Wei: Oh! ! ! ! ! Why not just drink Sprite?
Yin Xiaojie: Of course, just remember, don't drink on formal occasions.
Fan Wei: Anger ... Oh, I always forget. Cheers. Who will annoy English?
Yin Xiaojie: I'm not angry with anyone. Yes, cheers.
Fan Wei: Really? Cheers.
(Racecourse, Fan Wei likes a horse and is about to touch it)
Zhao: Don't touch ... Don't touch it!
Fan Wei: Alas! You are ridiculous. Oh, you can ride it, but I can't touch it.
Zhao: People and horses are different. Daniel is the grandson of a northern dancer, a thoroughbred British horse.
Yin Xiaojie: Northern dancers, very expensive horses.
Fan Wei: Oh! Pretty fluffy! All right, make an offer. I'll take it.
Zhao: That depends on how expensive your ancestors are.
Fan Wei: Who are you?
Zhao: The ancestors of the Zhou family in Runan are as pure as this horse.
Fan Wei: What do you do?
Zhao: Nothing, your Excellency. Baby, let's go.
Fan Wei: Gee, I want her to know how expensive I am.
(On the bus)
Fan Wei: Spend money! Invite experts! I must find an ancestor of crooked ways ~ ~ Remus. Well, don't check anything in the eighth belt. I heard that the most famous is also a robber. I don't believe that our Qin family couldn't catch up with their Zhou family before the eighteenth generation.
In the expert discussion room, an old expert with a long beard talks with Kan Kan with a string of beads. )
Old expert: I have a few words to report about tracing back to the source. Go back in time, so you know today. A successful man like General Qin, who has a heart of confessing his ancestors and returning to the motherland, is the way of being a gentleman. ...
Fan Wei: Pick an important one.
Old Expert: The origin of surnames is a profound knowledge. It is easy to find it downstream of the source. But now we are going upstream, and it is inevitable to get lost. In addition, Qin always has neither a genealogy nor a county hall number. ...
Fan Wei: Didn't I tell you? Nanshan Shi Cun.
Old Expert: Right ~ ~ ~ ~ ~, based on this subtle clue, let's first summarize the information, find out the branch direction, make a table of the age of the male host in each room, then carefully distinguish the whereabouts of weddings and funerals, and then draw a picture ... make an order, in order to explore the giant's heart, find another industry in Nanshan Shi Cun, and then push back, in order to recognize the ancestral home, this time return to the ancestral home. ...
Fan Wei: How about giving you three days?
Old Expert: Three days? Without the interference of newly unearthed documents, it will take us about thirty years to figure it out.
(On the bus)
Fan Wei: Thirty years! Can the girl and the old horse still see?
Yin Xiaojie: Manager Qin, you really don't need to be superstitious about experts. Search with Yahoo, enter Qin's celebrities, and the results will come out as soon as you search!
Fan Wei: How much is a search?
Yin Xiaojie: It's free.
Fan Wei: What are you waiting for? Search quickly! !
(Fan Wei likes to step on his back)
Fan Wei: Push, push, I'm under pressure. You won't pay for laziness.
(Cell phone ringing)
Fan Wei: Ah, it's me. ... found it so quickly
Yin Xiaojie: The Qin Qiong of Wagangzhai Uprising.
Fan Wei: Relax, girl! ... didn't I tell you? Don't grab the road. ... Qin Xianglian? Her baby's surname is Chen!
Yin Xiaojie: And Qin Shaoyou.
Fan Wei: Why?
Yin Xiaojie: Su Dongpo's brother-in-law is a poet.
Fan Wei: Who else? ... Amanda. There is none in the literary and art circles. If you want to find it, find an official, like Qin Shihuang.
Yin Xiaojie: I summarized your conditions, and then the search scope was narrowed. (Then typing and reading) Take charge of the house. ...
Fan Wei: Wait, all women and children need to know. Ask anyone who knows the little doll in open-backed pants.
Yin Xiaojie: (Typing: It is known to all women and children. There is a story of twenty-four years, when people kneel down. ) what about personality? Temper and disposition are up to you.
Fan Wei: No matter what I do? It's me. I'll follow him! ... check it. I can't take it anymore.
Yin Xiaojie: (calling the driver) Master Zhang! You have talked with Qin for a long time. Tell me about his specialty.
Master Zhang: Hey! How can I put it? Especially to convict others.
(Yin Xiaojie types "unwarranted" and presses search. )
(At the meeting, the big screen was full of messages from netizens, all of which read "Qin Gui". )
Fan Wei: Hey? How could this be him? This is the kneeling clan!
Yin Xiaojie: These conditions all meet your requirements. Big official, the position is equivalent to the current US Secretary of State; It is well known to all women and children that your hobbies are up to you.
Fan Wei: The problem is that he is a traitor who framed Yue Fei.
Yin Xiaojie: You can look at it from another angle. Yue Fei is at war with the northern minorities, right? I think this is a civil war. According to the present statement, your ancestors were also pacifists!
Fan Wei: Can't you deny it?
Yin Xiaojie: Life is alive, and I don't know where it comes from. Announce it.
Moderator: Now, I declare that Mr. Qin is the 28th generation grandson. He is a kneeling clan with pure blood. Yahoo search results are fair and effective.
(Miss Etiquette hands me a trophy with a kneeling statue of Qin Gui on it, but Fan Wei has no choice but to take it. )
(Fan Wei puts the trophy in the front of the car and drives into the racecourse)
Fan Wei: Ancestor Qin Gui had a prominent official residence. Imperial academy has served as a scholar, foreign minister, censor and prime minister. A household name, known to all women and children, a person in the twenty-four history. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ loves peace.
Zhao: Congratulations, Mr. Qin. Yahoo search found your mount, which is quite a match.
Fan Wei looked and saw a donkey humming. .........
Conclusion: Life is happy because it is found.
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