What constellation are you laughing at?

What constellation are you laughing at?

What is your funny answer? Nowadays, people pay great attention to the horoscope and the zodiac, because it can show whether they match, because if they have different personalities, both of them will feel bad. The following is a funny answer about your horoscope.

What constellation are you? Funny answer 1 Female: What constellation are you?

At this time, many boys may say that it is tailor-made for you. That's too greasy. What constellation does the girl ask you? Actually, she just wants to know if you two constellations are suitable. She might match it in private. The point here is that you don't know what constellation a girl is, so you just say it, and then many girls especially believe in constellations, so I'll say more here.

Man: My sun is Leo, rising is Cancer, and Venus is Capricorn.

Give her all three constellations directly. What should girls do if they say no here? )

Woman: I'm a Leo. It doesn't seem to suit you.

M: I'm not finished yet. I'm Libra, I'm Gemini, I'm a virgin ...

Woman: You seem to know a lot about constellations!

M: I did a little research. Send me your birthday, and I'll see if we can hit it off. Depends on acting)

When many brothers pick up girls, their sisters don't react well. This is because your statement was not done well and the framework of the male god was not built well, so you didn't attract your sisters at first, and the natural response was not good. I didn't understand this before, but I didn't understand so much until I read the secret book "Jiang Han must love" on the Internet.

In this book, I talked about many girls' dry goods, which made me live a different life. I am surrounded by a bunch of girls and go to parties every night, which is very conservative. Brothers should go and see it. Jiang Han must love it. There is an electronic version online. In fact, it is a very simple thing to pick up girls and divorce, as long as you can grasp the essence.

After reading the above example, do the friends know how to say "what is your reply to pick up girls?" Therefore, the premise is to have an understanding of constellation knowledge. You know, constellations are complicated. From different angles, everyone has different constellations. When you throw out these knowledge points, you can also use your charm to conquer girls.

What's your sign? If a girl asks you what constellation you are, it probably means that this girl has a good impression on you. Plus, if you are a little interested in him, you can say something provocative to him when answering questions. Maybe something good will happen between you.

I think you can answer her like this. My horoscope is the best one for you. This sentence will definitely arouse the girl's curiosity, and then he will tell her own horoscope, so that you two can talk about the matching degree of horoscopes. As you get closer to each other, the atmosphere between you will be ambiguous.

If a girl asks you what kind of constellation you are, then she may have plans to fall in love with you. At this time, you can tease him like this.

1, don't ask me what constellation I am, I want to ask you what constellation, because I don't know what constellation I am, until I know what constellation you are, because I know what constellation I am, so that I can better match you.

Don't ask me what constellation I am. I will always be the ideal constellation in your heart. You just need to solve this problem.

If another girl suddenly asks you what your horoscope is, then I think you can tell her that you love her horoscope, which will make her feel shy, but at the same time you can feel that you have a good impression on him.

In fact, when boys pursue girls, they can be straightforward or bold. You can just tell him that you have feelings for him or two people can get along as ordinary friends first. If two people have feelings after getting along for a period of time, then feelings can be improved.

What's your sign? Answer 3 1. Woman: "What sign are you in?" Man: "It's tailor-made for you." Or a man: "Guess what constellation I am?" Woman: "Leo?" Man: "No, I made it for you."

2. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" "Antarctic? Or the North Pole? " "No, there is no room for you."

3. M: Can you guess what constellation I am? W: I don't know. Man: I will do anything for you.

Can you guess my horoscope? Woman: Aries? M: No, it's tailored for you.

5. M: Your eyes are so beautiful that I can see what constellation you are. W: What constellation? Male: Andromeda.

What constellation routine do you answer?

First, Leo's sultry routine:

1, M: I have a good eye for people. Woman: Really? Then see what kind of person I am. Man: You are the one I love.

2.m: Teach you how to live happily every day. W: Why? First of all, it must be me.

You are perfect except for one shortcoming. W: What shortcomings? Man: I'm missing.

Second, Capricorn tantalizing routine:

1, female: Do you miss me? Do you want me to miss you?

2. Female: I have a boyfriend. Man: I won't rob your boyfriend.

3. Woman: Are you poor enough to chase me? Man: That's why I have to work hard to make money before I can go whoring.

Third, Scorpio sultry routine:

1, m: God is so cruel to me. Woman: Huh? Man: Let me meet you today.

M: I will come true one day. W: What do you do? Man: You can kiss your life as soon as you turn over.

3. "I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early." "But the best state is that we sleep together."

Fourth, Gemini sultry routine:

1, Man: You are a little different today. Woman: What? M: The eye makeup on the left side is a little crooked.

2. M: Seeing your circle of friends is not quite what I expected. W: What's the difference? Man: I thought it was a quiet beauty, who knows. . . Woman: What? Man: Who knew it was a joke? Woman: Haha, you caught me.

3. "Give me a fulcrum." "Shake your heart."

Five, Aries sultry routine:

1.M: I'm looking at my childhood photos. W: Let them have a look. M: Sexy photos. Woman: Haha, so cute. M: I is cuter when I grow up (shy expression). Woman: Haha

2. "Your lips are cracked." "Well, I didn't bring my lip balm today." "I have it in my mouth, whatever!"

3. "The way you smile." "It's like a ripe watermelon cracking."

What kind of love story are you?

1, Aries

Aries is a capital rectal baby, with a pure smile every day, and nothing to worry about. For such a naive baby, you can talk to him about routines! Please teach him how to write two words first!

2. Sagittarius

As long as the shooter hears the routine, he will have a headache He will never understand why life is so complicated, nor can he open his heart and communicate with his sincere heart. Routine or something, please go away!

3.Aquarius

Aquarius should not be good at showing its advantages and covering up its shortcomings! Moreover, the water bottle is a person who has been bitten by a snake for three years and is afraid of the well rope. As long as you are beaten once, Aquarius can learn how to protect itself. Be careful which time he will hit you with an alien method!

4. Capricorn Palace. Compare CAPRICORNUS

Read sage books with one heart and two ears every day and don't listen to things outside the window. I always take an automatic blocking attitude towards external news, especially routine, which is meaningless. Capricorn gives you a contemptuous look. You know it yourself.

5. Taurus

Taurus has 10000 words in his heart, but he can't say a word in his mouth, and he is sweating! Alas, I feel sorry for our Taurus baby.

6.Gemini

Gemini's brain turns faster than Martha's. If you approach Gemini with a purpose, Gemini always feels strange! I will not give my heart easily! Plus Gemini doesn't speak seriously, it's easy for you to take lies seriously and turn you into an army!

7. Cancer constellation

Cancer's intuition definitely has the ability to see through people's hearts! Don't try easily. It is very, very difficult to gain the complete trust of Cancer. Cancer wraps all the little secrets under its solid shell, so it's not so easy for you to set a routine!

8. Leo

Lions have great enthusiasm for routines. After all, fooling others is one of the pleasures of lion's life. Lions will never let go of everything around them that is related to routines. Be sure to receive it in your own small treasure library!

9. Maiden's Palace

Black Virgo can circle the earth three times every day, and those ideas are accepted by Virgo rudely, so Virgo becomes the king with routines!

10, Libra

There are few routines these days, so how dare you go out and say hello to others, especially the social butterfly Libra. Without a few routines, Libra is out of date!

1 1, Scorpio

Scorpio, unless you can make Scorpio fall in love with you first, but Scorpio wants to fall in love with you, you must be honest with each other. If you do it again and again, Scorpio's intuition and logic can easily find your flaws, and you will never get Scorpio's trust in the future!

Gemini 12

It is simply a postdoctoral fellow in the routine world! You must be 200% careful when you talk to Gemini, because you never know when he will fix you up.

What constellation are you? Reply.

1, I made it with your heart.

2. You don't care what constellation I am, I love you forever.

3. It is said that Libra is very careful, so I should be Libra.

Haha, my cowherd, you are a weaver girl, and we are made for each other.

You asked me before I remembered that it was made with our previous love.