Take stock of the wonderful things that happened because of watching the TV series "Too Deep in the Play"

Seeing Sansheng Stone III is too deep into the play. Two men stole nine chickens to commemorate the "Fox Fairy"

Recently, Dongguang Police Station of Wangqing County Public Security Bureau in Jilin Province cracked a burglary case: two suspects were arrested for stealing 9 chickens from their neighbors. When the police questioned the reason for the theft, they even admitted that they stole the chicken not for their own consumption, but after watching the TV series to the sky kingdom, they felt that they should pay tribute to the "Fox Fairy" known as "Shang Xian".

Nine chickens were identified as 1.200 yuan. Now, Liu and Wang have been released on bail pending trial for burglary.

The police reminded that all "immortals" and "foxes" are fairy tales and TV drama plots. Don't take illusion as reality. Nothing can protect you when you commit a crime.

When it comes to "The Queen of the Palace", many netizens especially like this TV series! When this TV series became a hit, it was two people who suffered! One is An Lingrong and the other is Huan Bi. Many netizens should understand that both of them play the role of bad women in this TV series and are not very popular with the audience. After throwing an egg, Lyric, who had just finished Huanbi, was threatened with revenge. She was thrown eggs at an activity, and she was worried about Lyric! I don't know what will happen if this guy doesn't throw eggs.

Anlingrong

The same is true of An Lingrong's actor. After this TV series, his car was scratched three times by others. Someone even pointed to her and asked her, are you An Lingrong? I feel that at that time, her heart also collapsed! The imperial concubine in the palace was angry but encountered these two roles, one was thrown with eggs and the other was threatened with revenge.

The woman was deeply involved in the legend of Mi Yue, so that she did a great thing.

"Go to breakfast this morning, next to a woman ordered a steamed stuffed bun. After the waiter brought it, the woman took out a silver needle from her pocket. I pricked it, and the silver needle changed instantly! Black! Yes! Then she shouted: steamed stuffed bun is poisonous! Who's going to kill me! ! Boy, a room full of guests looks silly ... At this time, the boss calmly said: This is a bean paste bag, don't eat it! "

Of course, from the side, we can see how hot the empresses in the palace were at that time! But the audience should also be rational! After all, no matter how bad the role is, it is only in the play, and it has little to do with the actors themselves!

I believe that the story of empresses in the palace, self-help "safflower" abortion led to blood collapse and death.

However, a female opera fan in Changhua County, Taiwan, heard many stories because of her unexpected pregnancy. The "safflower" of traditional Chinese medicine can have an abortion. She bought it herself with the intention of having an abortion, but it caused a bloody collapse. After being taken to the hospital for emergency treatment, she saved her life at a critical moment.

Women are obsessed with The Legend of Mi Yue and follow the secret recipe of slippery tires.

Mi Yue legend is really super influential! A woman was obsessed with The Legend of Mi Yue. When she went to the hospital for an abortion, she suggested that the doctor prescribe a "broken bone"! The doctor fainted on the spot. ......

Some people want to ask, what is a "broken bone"?

You haven't seen The Legend of Mi Yue, have you? After getting pregnant, Chu Wei sent someone to drug her and let her have an abortion. Unexpectedly, Kikuji discovered the mystery.

However, the medicine taken by Chu Wei is "broken bone", which is also called "bamboo leaves" in Juzhi's mouth. This is a common Chinese medicine, but pregnant women should be careful to eat it. For the needs of the plot, the role of medicinal materials will be exaggerated in TV series, so this sister, let's not use TV series as teaching materials!

After the girls watched it in the palace, the princess vowed never to drink toilet water.

A girl in Wuhan loves her concubines in the palace very much. She not only knows the plot like the back of her hand, but also believes in the "big trick of slippery tires" in the play! Most nuns in the play are infertile because of musk. For this reason, the girl thinks that toilet water contains musk, and she is afraid of infertility. She would rather hide in a mosquito net and endure it than use toilet water!

The queen in the palace is crazy about cataracts!

The next person to talk about is really a cow among cows!

"Zhen Xuan style" is too poisoned in TV series.

The teacher asked me to make sentences with "not only" ... but also ... "and" worry ",so ... a sixth-grade pupil actually dragged the dialogue of the characters in" Palace Concubine "directly into Chinese sentences!

"I ordered this incense, which not only killed the fetus in Wan Ai's womb, but also got the favor of the emperor."

"The emperor heard that the fetus in Guan Ai's womb was in danger and hurried back to Beijing ..."

Emma, this kid really learned to use it! ! !

Then ..... The teacher's comments also lit up!

"It won't be TV poisoning too deep? However, it is also amazing to be able to make sentences with the lines in the play ... "

I can only praise teachers and students. ......

Children who watch too many court plays can't afford to get hurt.

One day, my son said to me after school: "My mother has been looking haggard recently, and the children are very worried. It is better to move to the children's school and enjoy the scenery. If you can have tea with the teacher, that would be great! "

"Speak human words!"

"Mom, the teacher in charge invites you to go to school!

Oral snake venom

I feel that whenever the protagonists need to sublimate their feelings, it is the time when the following scenes appear: a woman grabs the wound bitten by a snake and sucks the snake venom with her mouth regardless.

Is it okay to suck snake venom in your mouth? Yes, but you must ensure that there are no oral ulcers and other wounds in your mouth recently, otherwise you will lose yourself if you can't save people.

I also want to remind everyone that after being bitten by a snake, don't forget to take photos of the snake with your mobile phone, so as to provide a basis for doctors to confirm the types of snakes and choose appropriate treatment methods. When it is impossible to take pictures, it is best to describe the color, head and tail shape and size of the snake in detail.

Of course, it is necessary to do some wound treatment immediately after being bitten by a snake. Such as bandages, shoelaces, belts, etc. It is used to tie the affected limb to the proximal end of snake bite in time, so as to slow the blood back to the heart and make the snake venom attack relatively slow. If conditions permit, a clean knife (after burning red) can be used to make a cross incision at the snake bite to squeeze out the poisonous blood around the wound. You can also cupping, suck the poisonous blood through your mouth (make sure there is no wound in your mouth), and then send it to the doctor in time.

Prepare for electric shock rescue

Electric shock defibrillation is an essential rescue scene in many film and television dramas-seeing a straight line on the ECG monitor, the doctor shocks again and again, and the patient's body bounces up again and again in the hospital bed, which is very visually impactful. However, it is this "classic" bridge that is simply wrong.

The so-called electric shock defibrillation can only be eliminated by "fibrillation", which refers to fatal "ventricular fibrillation", and its ECG shows rapid, continuous, irregular and small-scale sawtooth fluctuation. The electrocardiogram (ECG) pulled into a straight line is the performance of "cardiac arrest", and the necessary rescue measures are cardiopulmonary resuscitation (commonly known as chest compressions and artificial respiration). Although ventricular fibrillation can also occur during cardiac arrest, it is also necessary to shock defibrillation during rescue, but that is another matter.

Infant care

Giving birth to children is also the highlight of many film and television dramas. I saw all kinds of people rushing in and out, all kinds of refueling, all kinds of dangers, and the mourning of the hostess was even more shocking. In ancient times, with the help of a self-taught midwife, giving birth to a child was like walking on the gate of hell. It was not only painful, but also often worried about her life.

But now, with the help of professionally trained midwives, assisted by medical technologies such as intraoperative analgesia and cesarean section, the pain index and risk degree of women's natural childbirth can be described as a world of difference compared with before.

Transfusion of my blood

My wife/family stepped forward and gave me a blood transfusion! The doctor hastily drew blood, collected it and took it to the ward for blood transfusion.

Xiamen Central Blood Station spits: This is impossible in real life. According to the current regulations, blood must be collected by the blood bank, then enter the blood bank through a series of processes such as detection, preparation and separation, and then be distributed to the hospital by the blood bank. Blood cannot be collected by the hospital itself. Moreover, the fresher the blood, the better. The blood just collected has not been tested for pathogens, which is unsafe.

Women watch TV dramas too deeply, and online posts insult actors and are prosecuted.

It is reported that a woman surnamed Zhang was fascinated by the local drama in Taiwan Province Province. She left a message on the official discussion forum of a TV series called "Feng Shui Family" to insult the actress who played the mistress in the drama, and was charged with serious libel by the prosecution.

The whole drama "Feng Shui Family" started on May 9, 20 12, and the total broadcast time exceeded 1000 hours. Prouddy Zhang, the character in the play, is having an affair with Lin Guoqing. According to the indictment of Taichung District Prosecutor's Office, a 42-year-old woman surnamed Zhang abused the actress who played Prouddy Zhang in the play on the Internet from March 2065438+2003, and posted words such as "The third girl with plastic surgery is not as beautiful as it".

After being told by the actress, the woman surnamed Zhang admitted to posting insulting words to the actress when she was questioned, and argued that she was too deeply involved in the play and was willing to apologize. However, the actress thinks that her reputation is seriously damaged and she is unwilling to reconcile.

So, TV series, just watch and play, don't take it too seriously.

Watching TV series is too deep to push the menu "YeHua Beer Duck" in the university cafeteria.

In the past two days, the new recipes posted in the canteen of Wuhan Huaxia Institute of Technology have attracted the attention of many students. The menu contains some characters from the TV series "to the sky kingdom" in the name of the dish, and the window also offers special activities to encourage students to forward them to their circle of friends.

Around noon 12, the author saw on the second floor of the first canteen of the school that the words "Sansheng Sansheng Chuanshang Sansheng" on the black signboard of the Foundation were particularly conspicuous. There are 10 kinds of dishes on the signboard, such as chicken chops, chicken wings and braised pork, all named after the characters in to the sky kingdom. In the long queue in front of the window, many students picked up their mobile phones and photographed their circle of friends.

Master Tang introduced that the window is dedicated to Sichuan cuisine. Because of its backward position, the business has not been very good. "Recently, our whole family is watching to the sky kingdom, so we consider combining the name of this dish with the characters in the TV series. Students should like it. " Master Tang said that in order to attract students' attention, the window also specially launched activities such as "sharing signs with friends and giving away a bottle of drinks".