What are the old folk jokes?

There are many old folk jokes. Here are some examples:

1. Dogs eat paintings and calligraphy.

At the end of the Ming Dynasty and the beginning of the Qing Dynasty, there was a wise man named Abby in Bifeng, Lanxi, Zhejiang Province. He often opposed the rich man. One day, monopoly Zhou Daosheng spoke ill of Abby in a teahouse. Abby happened to pass by and walked in and said, "I had a strange thing today." Zhou Daosheng quickly asked, "Brother Bi, what's so strange?" Abby said, "My neighbor's dog has been stealing paintings and calligraphy recently. Today, my neighbor took out all the paintings and calligraphy collected at home to dry, and the dog ate them. The owner killed the dog and cut open its belly. Guess what's inside? Ha, a bad stomach. " The tea drinker realized that Bi was laughing at Zhou Daosheng and burst out laughing.

2. "Blessed are the dogs"

One day, Sun Man, a rich man, was going to give him a banquet. Long-term worker Abby went shopping with him and bought a whole basket of fish. On the way back, Abby saw a yellow dog not far away, so he deliberately put down the basket and carried it. The yellow dog rushed over and took a bite of the meat. Sun Caizhu ordered Bi Nan to chase after him. Abby chased him for a while and came back empty-handed and said, "Oh, what a blessing for a sick dog!" " Sun Man, a rich man, asked inexplicably, "What did you say?" Abby said, "well, as long-term workers, we work hard all year round and never eat a meal." Now, as your boss said,' destiny takes a hand' is not a blessing. " The rich man nodded and said, "Yes! Eating meat has the blessing of eating meat. Why do I always drink and eat? This is' fate'! " Abby smiled and said, "Boss, that dead plague dog took the meat away. Like you, he is happy to eat meat. " The rich man froze.

Zheng Banqiao sent a thief poem.

Zheng Banqiao, a painter in Qing Dynasty, was poor when he was young. Because there is no name and no power, although calligraphy and painting are good, they can't sell well. There is nothing of value at home. One day, when Zheng Banqiao was lying in bed, he suddenly saw a furtive figure on the enough paper. Zheng Banqiao thought, this must be a thief. What's worth taking from my house? He began to recite poems loudly: the wind is blowing, the moon is faint, and the hard-working gentleman is cold! There are ten thousand volumes hidden in the belly of poetry and books, and there are no half of the money strings at the bedside. Hearing this, the thief turned and ran. Zheng Banqiao read two more poems to see him off: Don't scare the yellow-tailed dog when going out, and don't interfere with the green flowerpot when crossing the wall.

4. Zheng Banqiao's crab poems

When Zheng Banqiao was appointed as the magistrate of Wei County, one day, officials reported that the magistrate passed by Wei County, but Zheng Banqiao didn't go out to meet him.

Answer the phone. Originally, the county magistrate was born from class donation, and he bought enough money to carry a sedan chair, but he didn't have any real talent in his stomach, so Zheng Banqiao looked down on him.

Magistrate adults came to the county government kitchens, Zheng Banqiao didn't go out of the city to meet, in the heart very unhappy. During the dinner, the magistrate thought more.

The angrier you get. Just then, the official served a plate of river crabs, and the magistrate thought, "Why don't I let him improvise some poems about crabs?" If I can't do it, I'll humiliate him again in public and sulk! " So he pointed at the crab with chopsticks and said, "This thing is rampant in rivers. It is very arrogant. I have long heard that Zheng is talented. Why not sing a poem on this thing to cheer up the wine? " Zheng Banqiao knew what this meant. After a moment's meditation, he said, "Eight paws are running wildly in the fields, and two paws are dancing with dignity, but there is nothing in their bellies, so they dip in ginger vinegar and sing with wine." The county magistrate was embarrassed.