Copy fortune-telling jokes _ copy fortune-telling jokes short sentences

A funny copy of sand sculpture with skin, which needs to be typed.

A funny copy of sand sculpture with skin, which needs to be typed.

1. I'm fine with the item. I don't fight, smoke, drink, and have no cold violence.

The fortune teller told me that I would be trapped by love. I always thought it was love, but I didn't expect it to be an epidemic.

3. Is it human oil if you don't wash your hair today?

I doubt it. Once someone doesn't reply to my message, I think that person is dead.

5. You can have no love, but you can't be funny.

6. I used to rely on my face to eat, and I almost starved to death before giving up.

7. What is success? Ma Yun doesn't have my WeChat, but you do.

8. Very introverted, the taxi is the trunk.